Yuuki said:
Isn't it hilariously paradoxical that we're expected to be grateful about something like this?
It's like there's a long "retard checklist" for anything new that enters the game industry and the majority of the "positive" features involve listing ways it WON'T piss you off.
> It WON'T be always-online! (half truth)
> It WILL let you play used games! (for a fee)
> You can control your TV with it! (region specific)
> Kinect can be turned off!
Oh boy Microsoft, all those features are getting me so hyped! /sarcasm
Christ, these are fucking funny times we live in...in a tragic kind of way...
Don't forget the curious lack of games on the fucking GAME CONSOLE.
They can call it an all in one entertainment device, but if that's the case, why use the Xbox branding?
You know, the branding they've built up over 12 years as being directly related with VIDEO GAMES?
At this point, the 'One' in Xbox One might be a subtle warning label:
ONE. As in "mono", as in "MONOPOLY, WE WANT NOW."
DON'T GET A SMART TV. XBONE DOES THAT. (but only in HD!)
DON'T BUY ANOTHER CONSOLE OR PC. XBONE IS A "CONVENIENT" PC THAT SURFS THE WEB (via Bing only no doubt) AND PLAYS GAMES.
DON'T BOTHER WITH OTHER MOTION CONTROLS: XBONE HAS KINECT INNATELY.
DON'T BURDEN YOURSELF WITH GAME OWNERSHIP.
WE XBONE WILL HANDLE THAT FOR YOU VIA OUR AZURE CLOUD NETWORK.
And hopefully, people aren't going to hand it all over to Microsoft on a platter, because every new "feature" surrounding the device screams "CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL" more than "EASY TO USE GAMING DEVICE".