Yaaay, Girlfriend troubles!

[PleasantAsAHeadcrab]

So there's this girl, she's pretty, she's...nice-ish, I guess, and we've been going out for about two weeks.
Already, there are a few problems with this arrangement.

One, she is as clingy all get-out, she practically has an existential crisis if I leave her alone for ten minutes, and she gets jealous incredibly easily, a couple days ago she got very pissy about our mutual friend sitting next to me on the floor and chatting.

My second issue with her is going to sound incredibly weird, but bear with me.
To put it bluntly...she won't get her hands out of my pants.
She's launched herself at me out of nowhere and practically forced her tongue down my throat before, which was less than pleasant, due to the fact that it was our first date, and the other day I was trying to have a conversation and she kept trying to stick her hand 'between my hips' no matter how many times I tried to shoo her off.
I guess I appreciate the affection, but I don't need her to tell me she loves me 50 times a day, especially when that involves pretty much dry-humping my leg, it just makes me feel like she's trying too hard.

And finally, I don't think she's truly in love with me, I think she's in love with the notion of breaking tradition since we're both girls, and I think she's fed up with men because she just got through a nasty break-up a day before deciding to pursue me. On top of that, I don't think I truly love her, in fact, I think I'm more interested in this Irish boy I know than I am in her. I know this will make me sound nasty, but I think I only agreed to this because it was convenient, and gave me an excuse to avoid the creepy dude whom has been persuing me.

SO LONG STORY SHORT, Girlfriend is irritating, and I don't know if I should break up with her as I really don't want to hurt her since she cries so easily as it is, If I should just run off with the nice Irish boy, or if I should just learn to sleep in the bed I made while trying to find a silver lining in all this.

Thoughts? Advice? Insults?

 

[Toy Master Typhus]

At the chance of sounding like a asshole: you agreed to go out with a girl (while being a girl) in order to keep a dude away: it seems counter productive in the sense that wouldn't the idea of a girl on girl draw more men's attention (and possibly more creepers) then halt them?

I would asume the problem with her is that she is either to used to having that kind of relationship with men: clinging, making out, sex, etc, and is trying to force that on you. There is also the possibility that she is just lonely, if she is usually in a relationship it is hard to stay out of one when your single.

I don't think you can really be upset with her when you agreed to this. If you were going to go off with the Irish boy you might want to hurry because the more you drag this out the worse it is going to get. Also why would you go out with a girl who just got out of a bad relationship if you weren't going to give it a really serious try?

Could you give us an age range please, are you high school students, college students, middle aged, or what?

 

[artanis_neravar]

So there's this girl, she's pretty, she's...nice-ish, I guess, and we've been going out for about two weeks.
Already, there are a few problems with this arrangement.

One, she is as clingy all get-out, she practically has an existential crisis if I leave her alone for ten minutes, and she gets jealous incredibly easily, a couple days ago she got very pissy about our mutual friend sitting next to me on the floor and chatting.

My second issue with her is going to sound incredibly weird, but bear with me.
To put it bluntly...she won't get her hands out of my pants.
She's launched herself at me out of nowhere and practically forced her tongue down my throat before, which was less than pleasant, due to the fact that it was our first date, and the other day I was trying to have a conversation and she kept trying to stick her hand 'between my hips' no matter how many times I tried to shoo her off.
I guess I appreciate the affection, but I don't need her to tell me she loves me 50 times a day, especially when that involves pretty much dry-humping my leg, it just makes me feel like she's trying too hard.

And finally, I don't think she's truly in love with me, I think she's in love with the notion of breaking tradition since we're both girls, and I think she's fed up with men because she just got through a nasty break-up a day before deciding to pursue me. On top of that, I don't think I truly love her, in fact, I think I'm more interested in this Irish boy I know than I am in her. I know this will make me sound nasty, but I think I only agreed to this because it was convenient, and gave me an excuse to avoid the creepy dude whom has been persuing me.

SO LONG STORY SHORT, Girlfriend is irritating, and I don't know if I should break up with her as I really don't want to hurt her since she cries so easily as it is, If I should just run off with the nice Irish boy, or if I should just learn to sleep in the bed I made while trying to find a silver lining in all this.

Thoughts? Advice? Insults?

You've been dating for two weeks and you've already said you love each other? Damn you two move fast. The best Advice anyone can give you id do what will make you happy. Even if what makes you happy is going to make your girlfriend unhappy. If you stay with her your doubts are only going to grow and it's going to become harder and harder for you to break it off in the future, and harder and harder for her to deal with you dumping her.

So basically, dump her now before she becomes even more attached and you start feeling more guilty