Yahtzee Has CRABS!?

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Fieldy409_v1legacy

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Eclectic Dreck said:
Luna said:
Fieldy409 said:
daveman247 said:
Fieldy409 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Luna said:
Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.
Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.
O.O They burrow into your dick?!?
Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?
You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?
I would have thought that would just be called lice.

...but maybe its a different species of parasite on the head which constitutes the different name rather than the location.
The two are very similar but one is incapable of living in the opposite region. Public lice (crabs) are built for hiding among, moving among and surviving in the coarse and wiry hair found in their home region while head lice favor denser finer hair. It is theorizied that one can chart important moments in human evolution by how much these two species diverge. If one goes with the standard theory on the subject, at one point we had hair across our entire bodies and thus only one species of lice would be necessary. Since most do not have a continuous tract of hair from head to groin, presumably they species began diverging when they were separated by expanses of flesh that they simply were incapable of crossing.

Another interesting note: human lice apparently are so well adapted to humans that they don't really live on anything else.
I am so much the richer for all this newfound knowledge on crabs... :/I
 

theultimateend

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Fieldy409 said:
Luna said:
Fieldy409 said:
daveman247 said:
Fieldy409 said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Luna said:
Everybody knows Yahtzee likes to party hard.

Shave pubes. Problem solved.
Actually, it doesn't.

They burrow under the skin when that happens, so it's not a sure thing.
O.O They burrow into your dick?!?
Ohhh god, no, i cant bare thinking about it! XD

Wait, since when did people have hairy dicks?
You make an excellent point...

As long as your not a wookie you should be safe.

Can you get crabs on any hairy part of your body? Like your head?
I would have thought that would just be called lice.

...but maybe its a different species of parasite on the head which constitutes the different name rather than the location.
Im curious but I dont want to research this.
I apparently am the only person who has the Discovery channel, at least back when it didn't suck most of the time.

Crabs and Lice cannot be interchanged. Each parasite is specialized for the hair that grows in that region. It is theorized that the separation happened about the time our body hair started leaving our torso and took major residence around our heads. [Get it?]

Anywho, I wasn't aware of this burrowing. It must be unique to crabs, because if you shave your head you'll be impervious to head lice. Speaking as someone who has had lice before and shaved their head and didn't ever have a problem again.

Eclectic Dreck said:
The two are very similar but one is incapable of living in the opposite region. Public lice (crabs) are built for hiding among, moving among and surviving in the coarse and wiry hair found in their home region while head lice favor denser finer hair. It is theorizied that one can chart important moments in human evolution by how much these two species diverge. If one goes with the standard theory on the subject, at one point we had hair across our entire bodies and thus only one species of lice would be necessary. Since most do not have a continuous tract of hair from head to groin, presumably they species began diverging when they were separated by expanses of flesh that they simply were incapable of crossing.

Another interesting note: human lice apparently are so well adapted to humans that they don't really live on anything else.
DARN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

You win.
 

.No.

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Hazy992 said:
This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago
Yeah, I was thinking of that thread when I saw this one. Next time he's going to be a fetus in disguise or something.
usmarine4160 said:
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF BANNED?
 

IPunchWithMyFists

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.No. said:
Hazy992 said:
This thread's even weirder than the 'Yahtzee is a communist' thread we had a few weeks ago
Yeah, I was thinking of that thread when I saw this one. Next time he's going to be a fetus in disguise or something.
usmarine4160 said:
WWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GET YOURSELF BANNED?
Dude guess what.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.375811-Yahtzee-Is-a-FETUS-IN-DISGUISE
 

geK0

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You mean Yahtzee is a communist AND he has crabs?!?!
I'm shocked about all these things I'm hearing about Yahtzee from the Escapist community!

Why does my crotch feel itchy after reading this thread?!?