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ReverseEngineered said:
Has he ever reviewed a PC game?
Um. Yes. Loads of them, even.

CoD 4, Age of Conan, Left 4 Dead, Spore, EVE, Oblivion, Painkiller... there's probably more, too.
 

Vlane

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ReverseEngineered said:
Has he ever reviewed a PC game? So far he seems to mainly play Xbox titles, though he did have a Wii game in there. Perhaps that's why you don't see PS3 DLC -- he may not own a PS3.

Also, he only reviews one title per week (usually). It would be great to have him review every game ever made, but let's face it, he needs to set his priorities. That, and some games are just too big to be reviewed in a week (MMOs and Bethesda titles come to mind).
Yahtzee reviewed MGS4 so he should have a PS3.
 

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OuroborosChoked said:
He hasn't done a Final Fantasy.

Granted, there hasn't been one released since he started, but still... I'd like to see someone strap him down and make him play through the ENTIRE game, including all the sub-quests, Clockwork Orange-style.

On a slightly different note, he seems to hate Sony. I'm still disappointed he didn't do LBP. He did PEGGLE, for fuck's sake... why not LBP? And he completely overlooks the PSN DLC. Lumines went ignored, as did Wipeout HD, Megaman 9, etc. The hell, man?
the reason he hasn't done Wipeout HD is because when Wipeout is in its flow, its nigh on perfect, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.

i'm pretending Fusion didn't happen, it can fuck right off, I mean seriously the terrain affecting the skimmers? WHAT? they dont touch it SONY!. *foams at the mouth*
 

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ColdStorage said:
OuroborosChoked said:
He hasn't done a Final Fantasy.

Granted, there hasn't been one released since he started, but still... I'd like to see someone strap him down and make him play through the ENTIRE game, including all the sub-quests, Clockwork Orange-style.

On a slightly different note, he seems to hate Sony. I'm still disappointed he didn't do LBP. He did PEGGLE, for fuck's sake... why not LBP? And he completely overlooks the PSN DLC. Lumines went ignored, as did Wipeout HD, Megaman 9, etc. The hell, man?
the reason he hasn't done Wipeout HD is because when Wipeout is in its flow, its nigh on perfect, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot.

i'm pretending Fusion didn't happen, it can fuck right off, I mean seriously the terrain affecting the skimmers? WHAT? they dont touch it SONY!. *foams at the mouth*
Oh, I'm sure Yahtzee would just complain about how "impossible" the gameplay is and that all you do is go around in circles. Everyone knows the man has no skills. He'd probably play the whole thing with pilot assist on.
 

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ReverseEngineered said:
Has he ever reviewed a PC game? So far he seems to mainly play Xbox titles, though he did have a Wii game in there. Perhaps that's why you don't see PS3 DLC -- he may not own a PS3.

Also, he only reviews one title per week (usually). It would be great to have him review every game ever made, but let's face it, he needs to set his priorities. That, and some games are just too big to be reviewed in a week (MMOs and Bethesda titles come to mind).
He has reviewed a few PC tittles, the Witcher, Eve online, Age of Conan, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Clear sky, Painkiller, maybe more I don't know.
 

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Earthbreaker said:
There's a few gaming series that I really like, and would love to see Yahtzee review...but he's never touched them.

The three main ones for me are:

Command & Conquer (most recent and relevant is Red Alert 3)
Unreal/Unreal Tournament (most recent is Unreal Tournament 3)
Battlefield (most recent is probably Bad Company...but BF2, 2142 would be cool)

Anyone else want to see him do these? Or do you have your own favourite franchises?
It would be interesting to see Yahtsee review Battle Field 2142...but then again I think it's a little too late for him to consider reviewing something that's been around for a while already. But you never know, maybe he finds some magical and out of the blue interest in reviewing something old-ish.

I would like him to review Farcry2...or the new Spyro game! Haha! Now THAT would be funny!
 

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OuroborosChoked said:
On a slightly different note, he seems to hate Sony. I'm still disappointed he didn't do LBP. He did PEGGLE, for fuck's sake... why not LBP? And he completely overlooks the PSN DLC. Lumines went ignored, as did Wipeout HD, Megaman 9, etc. The hell, man?
I bet one line would at least go, "and I had to try to jump over that cactus one more bloody time, I would (exaggerated series of events)" and it would mimic my experience in the desert level with all the exploses. T_T DYING SO MUCH.
 

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I want him to just review at least one RTS. Even if he hates RTS he's already review a frikin' JRPG, so lets see him ***** about "Oh noes I want to pull the trigger, not tell people to do it" and then everyone goes "LOL SO TRUE!" - it would be magical.
 

Samurai Goomba

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He never reviewed a Clover game. Sure, they could be considered "old" games, but I bet there are a couple of Clover titles he wouldn't hate. I'm especially interested in what a pessimist like Yahtzee would think of a game like God Hand.
 

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Only game that comes to mind is Gears of war he never reviewed it but mentions it a lot. Also never a RTS or turn based RPG.
 

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Bejewled 2. Shouldn't take too long. Although he did that episode with Pop Cap games in so I guess he has already done it...

It would be interesting if he managed to get his hands on some games pre-release (for civilisation rather than Australia) and do a preview instead. Obviously that would be somewhat difficult given his honesty for the crappiness of some titles.

Maybe he could do a special episode on game movies, that would surely spark some new level of profanity.
 

Giovanto

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Thief series. I actually e-mailed him about this so I'd like to see him try and call Thief bad.
 

chromewarriorXIII

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Seeing how much he hates people I think he might enjoy Pandemic 2. It's off of crazymonkeygames.com so it's not a big title, but it's still fun to create an evolving virus to wipe out the human race.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Aardvark said:
ET for the Atari 2600.

If he can dig up a copy.
What are you trying to do, torture the man? On that note, make him play Superman 64. ok if he played that, he might never touch another video game ever again.
But on a serious note, I wonder what he will have to say about Diablo 3 and Starcraft 2. I get the impression WOW has him not on very good terms with Blizzard.