Yahtzee's naming conventions

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

Personally, I think Spoony's renaming of Rinoa and her dog Angelo in Final Fantasy VIII is the most hilarious example I've heard of. He names them "A Whore" and "Anal" respectively. The reasoning for this is explained in the following quote (spoiler'd for potentially disturbing mental imagery):

Spoiler

"As you can see, A Whore's Limit Break uses Anal, and you can learn many tricks with Anal. There are a lot, but you start with Anal Rush, Anal Recover and Anal Cannon. The dog gets more powers from the Pet Pals magazine, including Anal Search, Anal Strike and Anal Reverse (eww!). Now as A Whore walks around, she gets more Anal tricks, and I think we all know that's true."

Yes it's juvenile, but I laughed long and hard nonetheless.

Oh that is truly a thing of joy, I would never have thought of something like that.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

Disgaea 4 has a random name feature that creates some weird ones. Senator ShitEater, Death Satan, Anti-Boob, U Mad, AAAAA, 8 X 11 Printer Paper, Uppercuticus, whaaaaaaambulance, Poe-Tay-Toh, Up To 4 Uses Daily, Nicholas Gage, Codblops, Tsundere, ThisNameSucks, and every character from every popular anime in the last 10 years are all possible names generated for your dudes, and the enemy dudes.

Uppercuticus may be the best random name ever generated.

 

[Otaku World Order]

I used to do this a lot with A Link to the Past. I named Link "Zelda" at first to see if that did anything like in the original. What I got was "Zelda, you're safe! Did Zelda help you?"

 

[brunothepig]

I'm not terribly creative when it comes to such things. I usually just name characters after myself. One time I named my character "zzzzzzzzzzzzz," which made NPCs sound like they were suffering from narcolepsy.

Personally, I think Spoony's renaming of Rinoa and her dog Angelo in Final Fantasy VIII is the most hilarious example I've heard of. He names them "A Whore" and "Anal" respectively. The reasoning for this is explained in the following quote (spoiler'd for potentially disturbing mental imagery):

Spoiler

"As you can see, A Whore's Limit Break uses Anal, and you can learn many tricks with Anal. There are a lot, but you start with Anal Rush, Anal Recover and Anal Cannon. The dog gets more powers from the Pet Pals magazine, including Anal Search, Anal Strike and Anal Reverse (eww!). Now as A Whore walks around, she gets more Anal tricks, and I think we all know that's true."

Yes it's juvenile, but I laughed long and hard nonetheless.

Holy fuck that is amazing.
OT: I rarely name my characters stupid things. I go with the names of traditional demons. Vassago, Asmodeus, Lilith, Io. I know, kinda cliche but it's fun. Of course, occasionally I go with stupid names. Obviously, my rival in Pokemon never escapes without a stupid name. I think the most sensible name I gave him was Jesus.

 

[Creator002]

*snip*

First off... RAMMSTEIN! YAY!
Ahem, now that's over with.

In My most recent playthrough of Pokémon Crystal, I named my character "a slut". This led to a hilarious moment where Professer Elm's (is it Elm?) assistant said "A slut! This is terrible." Unfortunately for me, the novelty and amusement wears of quite fast, unless something really funny.
The Unskippable Let's Play had a pretty good naming choice when they played Legia 2[footnote]I don't know if that's the correct spelling of the game name.[/footnote]. Speaking of the Let's Play, I'm off to waste some bandwidth. Goodbye.

 

[Sarcastic_Applause]

I tend to just go with standard awesomeness. For instance, my Shepard in Mass Effect is called Awesome A. Shepard. The A stands for awesome, because Awesome is his middle name.

In pokemon I always call my nemesis Prick. Good fun.

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did roughly the same thing with my commander shepherd; except I called him John F. Shepherd (F for 'fucking')

there aren't that many games i know where i can give them a joke name (apart from zelda, when i usually name him 'Fuck you' due to my constant failures)

 

[Zhadramekel]

I don't. Sad as it may be I stick to the conventions in games where I can change the characters name. e.g. Link in Legend of Zelda and my own name in Pokemon

 

[Ranorak]

Whenever Yahtzee has reviewed a game where you get to name your character he has always put in some sort of hilarious combinations of adjectives and verbs. Sadly this is only really do able with some of the older games or the rpgs released on handhelds.

He does? Didn't he call one "Twattycakes", and another "Jiggle physics"?

And lets us not forget Thinderella the Necromantic Naturist.

 

[Kathinka]

gareth gobblecoque ftw!

 

[Mr Fixit]

Ah yes the standard...
Fuck You
Fuck Me
Mike Hunt
Mike Hawk
I think i did Giggleshits one time..... too many others to name....

 

[Soxafloppin]

Starting up Lost Kingdoms for the Gamecube I named my savefile "Dave" without realising this would be the name for the Main character who is a Princess.

I was reffered to as "Princess Dave" for the entirity of the game.

 

[Melon Hunter]

Probably the most ridiculous was one of my Fallout 3 characters, who I named Archchancellor Ridcully P. Diddy. Also, I named my rival ??? in Pokemon Silver because I couldn't be bothered to think of an actual name for him and wanted to keep him all mysterious.

 

[DanielBrown]

Named my character Prisoner in Skyrim. About as fun as it gets for me...
I tend to stick to the actual name, and if there isnt one I'll make a serious one.

 

[Mr Fixit]

Madden was a great game to mess with names, my entire offensive line was named Humpy, Bumpy, Lumpy, Rumpy & Ben Dover......
Jade Empire was another good one with all its descripive names like Ungrateful Prick, Luminous Nutsack & Damn Itscold....

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'm not terribly creative when it comes to such things. I usually just name characters after myself. One time I named my character "zzzzzzzzzzzzz," which made NPCs sound like they were suffering from narcolepsy.

Personally, I think Spoony's renaming of Rinoa and her dog Angelo in Final Fantasy VIII is the most hilarious example I've heard of. He names them "A Whore" and "Anal" respectively. The reasoning for this is explained in the following quote (spoiler'd for potentially disturbing mental imagery):

Spoiler

"As you can see, A Whore's Limit Break uses Anal, and you can learn many tricks with Anal. There are a lot, but you start with Anal Rush, Anal Recover and Anal Cannon. The dog gets more powers from the Pet Pals magazine, including Anal Search, Anal Strike and Anal Reverse (eww!). Now as A Whore walks around, she gets more Anal tricks, and I think we all know that's true."

Yes it's juvenile, but I laughed long and hard nonetheless.

I lol'd. I lol'd so damn hard.

I tend to stick to the default names in RPGs and such, with the exception of Red XIII (who I name Nanaki, because Nanaki is Nanaki) and Garnet (who I typically name after one of Zidane's weapons instead of just Dagger, because it mixes things up a bit).

 

[3quency]

I named absolutely everyone in FF VII Sephiroth. When he turned up things got... yeah.

 

[CleverNickname]

I don't know how anyone can play Mount & Blade and not name themselves Sir Rapesalot...