Yall came to see what's right in the world? check it.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah~ That badonkadonk be lookin fizifizifiiiiiiiiine~
That is Madolche Queen Tiaramisu.
MADOLCHE. QUEEN. TIARAMISU.
MA: FOR MAGIC.
DOLCHE: FOR SWEET.
QUEEN: FOR ROYAL.
TIARAMISU: FOR BISH GO DIE IN A FIRE.
And only TWO. Count them, TWO! level four Madolche cards to XYZ summon!
What was that? Numbers? Bish! Madolches don't need no numbers, not with Tiara-Mc-Fuck-You and her two fiiiine ass assets~
Pffffft. Poser.
Now ima spell out her assets right here~ Yall best be ready. Check it, yo.
Exhibit A:
"Once per turn: You can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card, then target up to 2 "Madolche" cards in your Graveyard; shuffle those cards into the Deck,"
That is 2, count them, TWO! Madolche cards from your grave into your deck. Not monsters, not spells or traps, cards. CARDS.
I'll spell it out for you, that's inclusive of all card types.
Now I know what you lesser plebeians are thinking:
But great and almighty Z-dawg! That's removing precious fuel from your graveyard, and it's not even for a +1! It's worthless!
BISH! Know your place!
AW SNAP!
And now everyone's pants are ruined.
Yeah. Up to a +2 to your hand, and a new beatstick on the field. Your move.
Now then.
EXHIBIT B: "then shuffle cards your opponent controls into the Deck, up to the number of cards returned."
Yeah.
Plebeian: "But Z-dawg the luscious! That-"
It does not target.
Pfffffft. Pussy.
Plebeian: -returns to his pleb corner-
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And that friends, is what is right with the world... I mean, other than each Madolche card being completely kawaii animu adorable and such. Have a good day.
