I couldn't give a flying fuck about the royal wedding, but that's pretty insensitive.Mr Pantomime said:
yatzee-isms
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"So where does Bioshock 2 go? Well I'm ashamed to admit it might actually transcend the formula. Just as the original had a suprisingly intelligent undertone that deconstructed the very nature of linear gameplay, Bioshock 2 is a sophisticated satirization of the very concept of a sequel that... HAR HAR I'm just messing with you it's a knockoff piece of shit."
"It's probably intended for fans only, but then again surely fans are the ones that want their own identity so they can introduce their self insert fanfiction character who armwrestles batman and gets into a threesome with wonderwoman. And another wonderwoman."
"Mafia 2 is a game about the mafia. They were going to call it quest for the sausage fountain, but you know how people are, you have to spell everything out."
"It's probably intended for fans only, but then again surely fans are the ones that want their own identity so they can introduce their self insert fanfiction character who armwrestles batman and gets into a threesome with wonderwoman. And another wonderwoman."
"Mafia 2 is a game about the mafia. They were going to call it quest for the sausage fountain, but you know how people are, you have to spell everything out."
I loved this one, especially as it inspired an actual weapon in BulletstormRotting Corpse said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107995-Bulletstorm-Dev-Honors-Yahtzee-With-Priceless-Gift
"Dumdy Dum well this isn't very scary. Oh look physics! Now i can throw chairs around like a removal man who's completly stopped giving a shit. Doors suddenly blowing open in the wind yawnarama. Guess i'll just take a look up stairs and then might aswell play halo reach for a bit. Nope nothing much up here either i'll just go back and... woh what was that thing i just glimst running down that hallway? I don't know but it looked cross about somthing so i'll just go down this other hallway instead. oh it's bloked guess i'll just turn around WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!?! AH RUN RUN RUN!!! I'M SORREY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP!!! OH BISSING BLIMEY THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!!!!!!'
'One should always support the independents. Intill they start making money the souless, sellout fucks!!'
Amnesia: The Dark Decent. I couldn't stop laughing after that. I had to quote the whole thing because it doesn't work work with out the begining. Is it sad that i know all the quotes said here and i could proberly tell you which game it was from? Well not all but almost.
'One should always support the independents. Intill they start making money the souless, sellout fucks!!'
Amnesia: The Dark Decent. I couldn't stop laughing after that. I had to quote the whole thing because it doesn't work work with out the begining. Is it sad that i know all the quotes said here and i could proberly tell you which game it was from? Well not all but almost.
You can say fuck on the internet. It's ok, you mum won't see... because she's too busy being fucked! By me!
SSBB complaints and rebuttals.
SSBB complaints and rebuttals.
"Even then I was suspicious of their instant friendliness, fixed grins, and eagerness to take me into the gents to show me Herman the hairy snake, the secret mascot who only comes out for good little boys and girls with weak gag reflexes."
"The grins, a sea of grins, staring, judging. Winnie the Pooh doing some foul perverted windmill dance with his exposed forearms, NO GOOFY, I DON'T WANT TO TASTE HERMAN'S SPECIAL MILK!"
-Disney's Epic Mickey
"The grins, a sea of grins, staring, judging. Winnie the Pooh doing some foul perverted windmill dance with his exposed forearms, NO GOOFY, I DON'T WANT TO TASTE HERMAN'S SPECIAL MILK!"
-Disney's Epic Mickey
"The 360 also has the best online support for the Xbox Live malarky, although the player base can charitably be described as lively, and uncharitably be described as a bunch of hooting dickholes."
I have no particular stake in the platform wars, but this always makes me laugh.
I have no particular stake in the platform wars, but this always makes me laugh.
Please, you sound like my mother. Its not like they actually knew her or anything.ScoopMeister said:
Also, youre making me feel bad.
"...the ponciest ponce who ever ponced past a poncing parlour"
and
"In a third person game, the camera is like the middle class; if you can't control it, it will plot to destroy you."
and
"About all I could figure out to do was punch things. So I punched some flowers. Yeah, eat that flowers! And you too, patch of dirt! Oo, now I can pick up the dirt. I'm going to make a little pile and leave the flowers on top like a mysterious Spanish gentleman."
and
"In a third person game, the camera is like the middle class; if you can't control it, it will plot to destroy you."
and
"About all I could figure out to do was punch things. So I punched some flowers. Yeah, eat that flowers! And you too, patch of dirt! Oo, now I can pick up the dirt. I'm going to make a little pile and leave the flowers on top like a mysterious Spanish gentleman."