Yay! I got my first Xbox Live hate message! I'm so touched...

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gurall200

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Ahh Hate mail, my absolute favorite was on a free Online FPS (can't think of the name but it's popular enough, it was a battlefield clone if I remember right, as it was the days before every FPS/Game had to have a stupid rpg-like mechanic in addition to a class system (why I liked halo but I digress), now I'll be the first to admit, I am not very good at online games, never have, and probably never will, but that doesn't stop me from having a good time, I managed to get a kill on this guy who (of course) proceeded to accuse me of hacking the game and I should be kicked, before I could defend myself, someone spouts off "Hard to believe as he has 15 deaths, 2 of which are because of me", a little while later I was accused of having a high ping (and I didn't), by some other punktard 14 year old (hillariously enough, I was 13), to which someone else responded with "servers fucked up, so everyone is displayed with having a high ping".

Nicest bunch of people I have ever encountered in a FPS, on a sidenote.
 

Rofl-kamikaze

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hehehehehe...

I believe I got my first one in MW2 (PS3) after owning an entire team with an M21 on karachi because they kept spawning in the same spot before I could move (I generally don't camp). After the game with me going for more than 5 times everyone else's score I got a message from a guy on the other team saying "OMFG you camping noob fucker" etc etc etc.... and then a friend request.

So I did what every person alive should do... I accepted, then joined every game of his I could and owned him. Over and Over and Over. :D

My funniest hate mail, also on MW2 (no suprises there), I was ruining some guy's day by instakilling his air support (he had harrier, pavelow and chopper gunner on) and screwing him over with a well earned stab to the face. After the 2nd game of this he sent a message that said "leave ****". I laughed so hard, then replied with "Only if you stop camping with OP weapons". literally 5 seconds later, he sent back something along the lines of " *rage rage* gay **** ****** fucker *rage rage*" I then laughed so hard over the mic that he rage quitted.
 

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shadyh8er said:
My brother's first hate message came when he was playing Tekken 6. It was a sore loser who said "you piece of shit spam grapple ******."

My first hate message came on Resistance 2 when some guy accused me of being a "lagger?" What does that even mean?
The wrong type of "lagger" is someone that has a device called a lag switch, it makes the game lag for everybody else but him. So in a sense, that person will be much faster than everybody else, it will make it seem like he is teleporting from place to place.

There is also the type of lagger that can't really be helped, and isn't the wrong doing of the lagger. This is where the person has a better internet connection than everybody else, which makes his game flow better. So he will seem to be faster than everybody else. Or if you have crap internet connection that can't really handle online play, than everybody will seem like cheating teleporting wizards.
 

LogicNProportion

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I just got one this Saturday.

I was imitating Harry S. Plinkett from the Red Letter Media reviews, and was getting top scores each game on top of it. One guy couldn't handle it, apparently.

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"WHO'S BEEN FUCKING WITH MY PLASTIC BINS!?"

"MY CAT STOLE MY MURKINS!"
 

Jewrean

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Prof.Wood said:
My brother used to use my account and delete any he got, but one day he missed one and I played it....the mouth on that girl.

(Is it odd that it turned my on?)
Are you sure it was a girl and not a 12-year old boy? Because yes that would be very odd.
 

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SalamanderJoe said:
Anyway 'Reach Rant' over, still remember your first hate message on Xbox Live, PSN or Wii for that matter?
Sort of. But it's hard since I've had so many over the years. I've had people ***** me out about the most ridiculous things.

Examples:

1: I've had an innumerable number of people hate message me on Live and Steam when playing Left 4 Dead (1 & 2). Some ***** me out claiming I was aimbotting because I kept sniping them off of perches or through walls with the hunting rifle. Some were teammates who complained because I set off a crescendo instead of using an exploitative short-cut. I've even had an entire opposing team yell at me and claim I "sucked" because I didn't run in and attack them directly with a Tank. (note: they never got to use their moly on me)

2: For a while, I had hate messages from people when playing RTS games like StarCraft, Sins of a Solar Empire, or Halo Wars. My tactics are never the same when I play these sorts of games, and I often switch, while in the same game, between rushing (offensive) and turtling (defensive). As a result, when I play against others, especially those claiming their "immense skill" at the game, they often don't know how to attack me effectively or predict my next action. They call me a "scrub" or say I "got lucky" or cheated in some way. I always just tell them, "Maybe instead of bitching me out, you could try a different strategy once in a while."

3: There was one guy, back when I used to play Counter-Strike: Source often, that literally spent a solid 45 minutes to an hour yelling at me and the rest of our team for being scrubs. He pointed a large portion of his ire towards me. See, I often snipe in CS, but I prefer the scout to anything else. Every time I equipped one, though, he'd spend almost the whole round telling me how stupid and pathetic I was for not using the AWP. He'd go on tirades on how much better the AWP was and that if I had any kind of intelligence or skill, I'd use it instead. I almost left the server, but I had 3 friends in there with me and we thought it was funny how bad the guy actually was at the game and how he claimed the other team was hacking whenever he was killed. As if when he died, it was because they were cheating, but when the rest of our team died, it was because we sucked at the game.

Anyway, welcome to the wonderful, soul-eating, mind-numbing world of online gaming. The longer you play, and the better you get (whether or not you get openly cocky or pretentious) the more the hate will come pouring in. After a while, you get used to it and start to expect is as par for the course. The best way to deal with it is either ignore it or laugh it off as someone's pathetic attempt at trying to make up for their inadequacies.
 

HTID Raver

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i smacked some kids while playing halo and got a picture of some fellows arse and a message saying
" fuck you ****** "

lol
 

GuerrillaClock

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I wouldn't achievement boost with someone on FIFA 09 and I got a lovely message, laced with remarks about my sexuality, explaining how he was going to get his friends to hack my account. A 'cool story bro' reply to that and he sent me and even funnier one with even more expletives.
 

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SalamanderJoe said:
Anyway 'Reach Rant' over, still remember your first hate message on Xbox Live, PSN or Wii for that matter?
Never received one. I don't own an Xbox, but so far none of my friends have received a message like yours either. That person was just being a real prick.
 

Kermi

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I think my first hate message was a voice message bitching me out for "fuckin' camping with the fuckin' shotgun you ******". It was hilarious because it kind of sounded like he was crying, plus it was a game of infection - where all the 'humans' spawn with shotguns and their task is to hunt down the 'zombies' who are equipped with swords.

What the hell else was I supposed to do? The whole POINT of infection is to group together and use your shotguns to defend against the zombie hordes until they 'infect' all the humans and only zombies are left.

Maybe I was supposed to walk around the map backwards, firing randomly into the air.
 

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called out for tubing on MW2. I don't think i should have gotten as much devious pleasure out of it as i did, but something about getting something like a 30 kill to 7 death round tubing, then getting called out for it, made it feels extra special :D
 

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The first hate message I got on Xbox live was actually when I let my wife play some Guitar Hero, she wanted to play a particular song, and surfed through games until she found the song. Apparently, one guy took this as a ragequit, not a game surf, so he typed up a pretty long and pretty strongly worded message. Made both of us laugh.

My first PSN hate message was when I was playing MW2 and got a nuke. No camping, by the way, just luck and a FMJ'd UMP.

My first Steam hate message was actually from a team I just got done playing against. I say team because even though it was a public lobby, they had matching tags, were all friends on steam, etc etc. Final score was 8210 > 4926 in my favor. Kinda laughed at that one too.
 

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I dont remeber the first but one does come to mind. I was playing MW2 scrapyard domination and was kicking butt. eventually this guy after the game sent me a msg screaming that i need to stop using a lag switch and then tried to convince others to report me on me using a lag switch.
 

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My first one was, shock horror, Modern Warfare 2. It really is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I was using the grenade launcher on, I think, a scar (to unlock the shotgun and get some xp towards the next level), and at the end of the game I got a message saying 'everytime you noobtube i'll kill you'. I replied 'sure thing, snookums' or something similar. the guy got put on my team so whenever I came across him (always either camping or 'noobtubing' ironically) I deliberately gave away his position by firing, or throwing a smoke grenade. Petty, I know, but I enjoy winding up arseholes like that. It's one of life's little pleasures.
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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When I first got live I used to talk to my friend (I knew in RL) who got me into it and we would play a lot of 1v1 and 2v2 (with out brothers) of Halo 2 and Gears of War. So my first message was probably something from him. Though I would have no idea what exactly.
 

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ColdStorage said:
WalkingHawking said:
I get a lot on Fifa.One Dutch guy started sending me some vile abusive messages all because when I scored one of my goals I was celebrating a bit too much.
Wait what?, did you like lift your top up above your head and run around your room?
Ha Ha no mate, I meant in game. He must have got annoyed because instead of rotating the right stick to pull off a celebration, I did what I see a lot of people do and just have my player run around a bit longer.
 

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I got my first hate mail from playing Demon's Souls. A guy invaded my world on 4-2. I went into the "secret" passage way up to where the white bow is found. Put on the graverobbers ring and waited behind one of the pillars until he came up there; when he ran past me without seeing me I backstabbed him and the kick animation booted him off the edge. Oh he was pissed, went on about a luck kill.
 

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InterAirplay said:
Cheesus333 said:
I was playing Team Doubles (I think it was that) online, and it was me and this stranger versus two others. He was getting all the kills and I was happy to just follow him around and help where I could, cause it was 6 AM and anything like hard work was beyond me at that point.

He then proceeded to de-rep me and loudly proclaim my absolute shittiness as a human being (which I can only assume he perceived with his magical powers, cause all I'd have been able to tell was that I'm not very good at Halo 3).

Anyway, he's a douche and I got over it. What a fun story =)
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