KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life said:
Hello. My name is Ryan O'Carolan. I'm Irish. The proper sort - one who's lived in Ireland, not one of the Americans who are 1/16th Irish by blood, wear green and only drink Guinness when they're in Eire.
We have a well-known stereotype of being a bunch of raging alcoholics who are constantly drinking at a pub. It's one that dogs us everywhere we go, it's the first thing anyone talks about when they hear our accent, it's a completely socially accepted generalisation of an entire culture and race.
Here's the dirty little secret, though - it's true. Everybody in Ireland has AT LEAST one serious alcoholic in their immediate family. The people who don't drink are mainly those who hit rock bottom and can't touch the stuff anymore. Now, I lived in a small rural village, so my experience may be distinct from the cities, but it's a well-known fact of life in Ireland. I lived in a one-street village. Maybe five hundred metres long. It had three pubs, all of which had great business.
We drink. A lot. It's an integral part of our culture. Now, what is Saint Paddy's Day in Ireland? It's a massive public festival, with Irish dancers, musicians, singers, parades, legions of people walking down the street with the flags of the counties in hand, and, yes, lots of green and giant hats. Because IT'S FUN. We enjoy fun.
Is the modern St. Paddy's Day an accurate representation of it's origin? Well, it was originally a day of celebration to escape Lent for a spell. Now it's a day of celebration to escape work for a spell. Is that really so terrible a bastardization?
Does it accurately reflect our culture? Well, how much CAN a single day of celebration do that? There's drinking, there's Irish dancing, celebration and jubilation. There are displays of national solidarity, leaving the Troubles out of things. I'm not familiar with things like the fourth of July, or whatever you celebrate as your 'America Day', but isn't it the most basic aspects of your culture boiled down and exaggerated? Lots of red, white, and blue, Uncle Sam, fireworks, flags and pledges of allegiance? I could be wrong, but I'm guessing it's not the most nuanced and culturally accurate of celebrations. But that's not the point.
The point is to celebrate. And Saint Patrick's Day does exactly that. In my books, the wild, drunken, stereotyped debauchery is exactly what the day should be.
I'm Irish, and I love Saint Patrick's Day.
(NB: Any fucker tries to pinch me and I'll smash the bastard's face in)