Yes I smoke.. So I'm the devil now?

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similar.squirrel

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This is weird. I'm usually fairly depressed about being a smoker, but seeing nerds being pissy about tobacco, alcohol, promiscuous sex or illegal drugs makes me want to partake in them in vast quantities.
 

CommanderX1125

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Alright! Took me a fair while, but I've read all 8 and a half pages (as I type this, 8 and a half pages) of fun filled text, and while doing this, I've noticed a few things.

1. The wide margin of views given are, "Smoking sucks, and so do you".
2. Only one person of the fore mentioned margin tried to give any evidence that second-hand smoke caused cancer (I insist you lot read further on, as I'm going to really ruin your days which will absolutely make mine brighter).
3. Much of this thread consists of backhanded compliments or acknowledgements on the parts of individuals who mention they smoke, and don't even come close to fitting the stereotype of a "bad smoker."

Now, for those of you who keep shouting, "Second-hand smoke causes cancer!", please take a moment to read the link (I'll post a quote from it relevant to this, though the whole article is relevant and an interesting read which cites the court case in question, and the judges notes on the matter).

http://forces.org/Forces_Articles/article_printer.php?id=619

Now then, to quote from it:
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When congress requires specific procedures, agencies may not ignore them or fashion substitutes.
It is circular for the EPA to now argue the epidemiology studies support the agency?s a priori theory.
The court is faced with the ugly possibility that EPA adopted a methodology for each chapter (a book on second hand smoke by EPA), without explanation, based on the outcome sought in that chapter.
EPA should live within its own categorization framework for carcinogens and risk, or clearly explain why they chose not to do so.
If the EPA?s a priori hypothesis fails, EPA has no justification for manipulating the Agency?s standard scientific methodology to get the result it desires.
(Quoting the 4 Th Circuit) If agency action is to withstand judicial review, the agency?s actual reasoning must prove reasonable, not the post hoc rationalization devised during litigations (sic).
EPA?s study selection is disturbing. . . . EPA ?cherry picked? its data.
The EPA excluded nearly half of the available studies . . . and conflicts with EPA?s Risk Assessment guidelines.
EPA adopted statistical testing methods rejected by epidemiologists,
Using its normal methodology and its selected studies, EPA did not show a statistically significant association between ETS (second hand smoke) and lung Cancer. (more on what that means herein under)
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The short version, the EPA data not only was improperly compiled, but chosen with the sole purpose of getting the desired conclusion, and even then failed to show to a statistically significant degree (and for those of you who haven't had basic statistics the general standard unless mentioned otherwise in a basic equation is .05 or 5%) of evidence. Now then, I mentioned earlier in my post that one person out of the large number of you anti-smoking folks that one individual happened to cite something, I think it was from the cancer society or something, I honestly can't remember at this point, but I do remember this, the data it was basing it's evidence and conclusions on was the very EPA study that was dismissed for cherry picking data, and failing to prove statistically that there was an issue. This is, in fact, the same data used to this day (to my knowledge unless I've missed a study somewhere in there), used by the EPA to this day, American Heart Association, and various cancer groups, so before you trot out those little gems, unless they cite a different study as evidence, they're useless too. Funnily, as one person pointed out in another post (I think it was on page 9, but I forget, as the numbers and pages just sort of run into each other), you're way more likely to get cancer from the burning of diesel, and I'd like to add to that, from coal plants as well, both of which are socially accepted despite glaring health risks to the public at large (drive by a coal plant just once).

Now that we finally have that out of the way, we can move onto the whole glaring rights issue. Since the EPA study which is cited, time and time again is more or less (to quote Penn Jillete) "bullshit", dictating "rules" to smokers for the pleasure or comfort of non-smoker is simply bullshit as well, with the few exceptions of cramped quarters, poor ventilation, or health issues such as asthma (assuming you're not going to be a complete prick about it, and demand the person not smoke around you, as most smokers in my experience will not light up if kindly asked in a respectable manner you'd give any other person).

To the people upset someone is smoking at a bus station? Deal with it, you're outside, don't like it, you've got legs (or wheels at the very least if that's the case), use them or forfeit your right to complain.

To those who are flustered someone has the audacity to smoke in a park, go sit and (insert colorful imagery or metaphors here) spin.

Can't stand people smoking outside of a building? Sucks to be you, try being told to go outside to drink your soda (an item of equally ill effect on your health overall if you live a sedimentary lifestyle like most people) while freezing outside, or raining. Unless the building explicitly has rules stating that people should not smoke there (as mandated by the building owners, or business owners and not the government being a nanny to the people), in which case, the smokers are being the jerks. This applies to other areas of course, with the same caveats.

Finally, to those who seem to have a distaste of the scent, or whatever else, welcome to life, "You can't always get what you want." and you already have what you need, the freedom to breathe the air you do, and if you don't like what is there, to leave and do it elsewhere. To call for government mandates (none of you here have, that I recall, but for the sake of the few that may have, or think it should be), to limit the rights of law abiding citizens for the sake of your own selfish sake is the pinnacle of asshattery (which saying such hopefully doesn't ruffle the feathers of any onlooking admins/moderators). It's a slippery slope, and one that isn't terribly hard to see.

Oh, and for the record, I am an asthmatic (nebulizers, inhalers and all), non-smoker, who has had to take steroids for a fair portion of my youth since I had underdeveloped lungs, and if I can, and could stand it at that time, then a huge majority of you all who claim you simply can't are either too frail to be outside frankly, and should get back to your bubbles or learn that the world isn't there to bend over and kiss your vertical smile. There are exceptions of course, those who truly are allergic to the smoke, and those who happen to have a trigger that is smoke (both of which I've observed), simply be polite, and ask the man/woman to not smoke for that very reason. I'll bet you that 99 times out of 100 you'll get the desired result, and likely a smile for your consideration and theirs.

Edit 1: The court case in question is mentioned within the article, so feel free to copy-paste and google it, and read it over for yourself, it's a bit dry, but these things happen.

Edit 2: Added a line before and after the quoted material, forgot to do that to help clarify where it began and ended.
 

MysticToast

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CommanderX1125 said:
Can't stand people smoking outside of a building? Sucks to be you, try being told to go outside to drink your soda (an item of equally ill effect on your health overall if you live a sedimentary lifestyle like most people) while freezing outside, or raining.
There is a huge difference between smoking a cigarette and drinking a soda. My drinking a soda in no way affects anyone around me. Like, at all.
 

Mau95

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I believe we need smokers for population control, and will once again refer to the South Park episode with Rob Reiner.

Srsly though, I dont mind smokers as long as I dont smell them too much (sensitive nose) and I have noticed some cigarettes that actually smelled pretty good. Not forcing my opinion on people as of yet.
 

C2Ultima

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The only problems I have wih people who smoke is the smell (I always find myself holding my breath if I'm walking past people smoking) and when they lazily throw their cigarretes on the ground. I can't stand that.
 

CommanderX1125

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MysticToast said:
There is a huge difference between smoking a cigarette and drinking a soda. My drinking a soda in no way affects anyone around me. Like, at all.
Hopefully I set that up right...

Anyway, drinking soda does in fact have an effect, an increase in obesity which causes an increase in health costs of citizenry, hitting us where we all live, our wallets. Assuming again, as I said, the person is sedimentary.

That wasn't my point though, and I admit I was a little vague there. The point of that little spot you quoted was that putting someone outside for a vice which has been demonstrated to have zero health effect overall when not mandated by the business, but instead by cherry picked data and a governmental mandate, all so you don't have the apparently overwhelming burden of just sucking it up and dealing with it is absurd. This is, of course addressed in other sections which touch upon it, and probably should of been put into a solid thought and not simply mocking it.

As I stated in other portions though, and what I think you really have the issue with, is the idea of people smoking in structures. If I'm correct in that assumption, unless the place of business or work states otherwise, then you have two options. Deal with it, or go elsewhere. There are a multitude of business which are completely smoke free. If you don't like walking by it, don't. The rest of the possible grievances are addressed in the other paragraphs.

If I haven't addressed your issue, feel free to clarify and I'll endeavor to give a better answer.
 

dmase

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Other people just don't get it, smoking is relaxing and helps me focus. I do like the taste, but I prefer cigars for taste.

Also I'm more willing to judge you for only smoking 4 a day. I mean seriously do you ever finish a pack before they go stale?
 

NastoK

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Yes.
I love the convict line, should remember it for when I'm arguing with a smoker.
You are the devil.
I don't like to brag, but I did almost pass all 100 episodes of N way of the Ninja. So no, your eyes aren't broken.
That almost kinda kills my brag D:

Nah, I jest Mr. Satan. I'm strongly against smoking, never tried it, never will, but just being near smokers can leave a bitter taste on my tongue. That is, if they're a moving cloud of the stuff, or if they smoke near me. I tend to stray away from smokers. Easier to do that than to get them not to smoke near me.
Don't get me wrong, I know a couple of splendid smokers, great guys/gals, still don't hang out with them. But being rude is never the way to go, unless the other person is.
 

nbamaniac

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dmase said:
Other people just don't get it, smoking is relaxing and helps me focus. I do like the taste, but I prefer cigars for taste.

Also I'm more willing to judge you for only smoking 4 a day. I mean seriously do you ever finish a pack before they go stale?
I usually buy my pack and share it with my friends so yeah we pretty much finish packs in one day.
 

cheese_wizington

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Despite your thoughts on how a "Marlboro livens up the day" you're goddamn addicted, and that's a fact. Anyways, this is kind of ironic that you are drawing so much attention to yourself over people drawing attention to you about smoking. This further goes to show that you only do it to look cool and be different than everyone else.
 

nbamaniac

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Old Trailmix said:
Despite your thoughts on how a "Marlboro livens up the day" you're goddamn addicted, and that's a fact. Anyways, this is kind of ironic that you are drawing so much attention to yourself over people drawing attention to you about smoking. This further goes to show that you only do it to look cool and be different than everyone else.
Flawless logic you got there.. *snicker*
 

Ieyke

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The dear ridiculously gorgeous girl I live with smokes. She at least recognizes that it's terrible, and she understands that the smell is obnoxious (tho she herself can't smell it).
She's trying to quit for her health, for her wallet, and for the sake of not smelling like smoke all the time.
Happily, she's making sense now. I'm very fond of her and I'd hate to have to try and talk her into quitting.

Does smoking make you bad? Gods no. Said girl is one of the few truly good people I know, so she handily disproves that notion. It's just another one of those ill-conceived ideas mankind invented and society adopted as "not weird".
People are dumb for all sorts of reasons, so I don't think smokers are particularly worse than average for their dumb trait of choice. I find it baffling that anyone would willingly pay for the ability to breath poison instead of relatively clean air, regardless of how addictive it is.... But hey, that's just me.
 

stinkyrobot

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I for one hate smokers. This is because of all the people who smoke at my bus stop while I'm waiting to go to school. It's gross and they shouldn't be allowed to smoke there.
 

Teshi

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wintercoat said:
Teshi said:
This is an excellent example of #firstworldproblems .
Considering the amount of smokers in third world countries is higher than in first world countries, you just come off as an idiot who's trying to sound smart.
The next time I see a smoker from one of those third world countries whining on the internet about some random invisible person making a narky comment and making them feel demeaned, I'll be sure to retract.
 

Digitaldreamer7

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Do what you want to yourself. I still think it's a disgusting habit. I would make a personal choice to stay away from you. I wouldn't make a snarky comment about it. If it were bothering me or others and you weren't in what we call a "smoking area" here in the US i'd ask you to take your nasty habit where it belongs. But here we can do that because in most places it's actually against the law to smoke in public unless you are in a designated smoking area.
 

SilentCom

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Well the Devil does hold stock in major cigarette companies... Just kidding, I got that from the movie Constantine. =P
 

floobie

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I wouldn't say I look down on people who smoke. I would say that, if someone is a smoker, it's a pretty reliable indicator that they have very different values and emotions than I do. It indicates some fundamental incompatibilities. I'll likely never have a smoker as a close friend... not because I hate smokers, but because of those highly probable incompatibilities.

That aside, as long as you're respectful of others (most smokers are, honestly), and you don't pressure me to try it (I'm pretty sure I'd love it... but I value my life, longevity, and fitness too highly to want to pursue it), I have no problem with you.
 

KelsieKatt

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I really don't care what smokers do with themselves and if they want to mess up their own body that's fine, it's their life, not my business.

Only time I take offense to it is if someone is smoking around other people who did not approve choking on their fumes. It's simply not ok to put other people's lives in danger for your own entertainment, not to mention it smells like shit.

Although, I'd say the absolute worst which I consider to be extremely morally twisted is people who have children and smoke around them regularly. Honestly, I think they should be arrested for child abuse. If you decide to have a child, for god sakes quit, for their sake, you have no right to put anyone's life in danger like that, especially a child who has no choice in the matter and is forced to live with it.