Yesterday I was working in the yard...

[Sarah Frazier]

It's a bit odd, and a little creepy that he was watching you work shirtless on your own property... But you were on your own property, outside, in the sun, and doing stuff that would get you warm and sweaty even on a cool day. It doesn't sound like you went out of your way to strut, call attention to yourself, or generally behaving in a lewd way, so it's probably a case of a parent being overprotective and naive about what kids see every day.

 

[LongAndShort]

I'd laugh, ask if he was joking. If he replied that he was serious I would laugh again, and in as polite a tone as I can manage (and I can manage a very polite tone) tell him to fuck off.

Maybe if you weren't wearing pants, he might have been justified. Were you wearing pants?

 

[Gaiseric]

Next time you are in the back yard doing whatever and you see him you should rip your shirt off like Hulk Hogan.

 

[intheweeds]

Dear Penthouse...

cutting the grass, painting the deck and shed, and replacing wood in said deck. It was very hot outside and I was absolutely drenched in sweat. Also I didn't want to get paint on my clothes so I took off my shirt. Plus with it being summer I decided to work on my tan...

...it was the best 'wood replacement' I ever did!

Haha sry i had to! It was too perfect...

Edit: I should answer seriously though. I agree with everyone who says this is ridiculous. This is an extension of the 'sexy pool guy' or sexy groundskeeper' fantasy that shows up in porn. Usually with the older woman who's 'husband is out of town', you know? The kids will see shirtless men everywhere. I think it was just that you were working. Problem is those kids are way to young to have any idea about 'standard porn plots'. The father is projecting.

 

[The Cheezy One]

I was working in the yard when out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...
(A cookie if you get what this is )

I can't really say what other people haven't, but I'd say it was about 50/50. He shouldn't have been so aggressive (for want of a better word), although I can see where he is coming from.

Cookie has been one buy Gaiseric, with a consolation chocalte chip going to intheweeds

 

[Gaiseric]

I was working in the yard when out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...
(A cookie if you get what this is )

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked?

 

[unicron44]

I was working in the yard when out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...
(A cookie if you get what this is )

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked?

You beat me.

 

[Jegsimmons]

did you have a fence? if so fuck him, if you didn't...fuck him anyway.

dont want to wear a shirt on a hot day...go for it bro!!

 

[teebeeohh]

your back yard, means you can run around shirtless as long as you don't have your dick hanging out. if you are into that you should invest in some kind of vision-impairing obstacle, commonly called wall or fence.

 

[JochemDude]

What the hell is against people not wearing shirts these days, I can't ever remember myself wearing shirts when the weather was good. I wouldn't listen to him, he has the right to ask and you have every right to not give a damn. Especially if he hasn't took any initiative too actually interact with you before, if he wants to ignore the fact he has neighbors and then suddenly thinks he has anything to demand from me. Then sure, fuck him.

 

[The Cheezy One]

I was working in the yard when out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...
(A cookie if you get what this is )

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked?

We have a winner!

Spoiler: Hmmm... I only have one cookie... ah well, we'll split it!

 

[Gaiseric]

I was working in the yard when out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...
(A cookie if you get what this is )

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked?

We have a winner!

Spoiler: Hmmm... I only have one cookie... ah well, we'll split it!

That's one hell of a cookie!

 

[rokkolpo]

Are you incredibly hairy?

If so, it might not have been for the girls.

 

[intheweeds]

Spoiler: Hmmm... I only have one cookie... ah well, we'll split it!

Holy cookie! Friends don't let friends eat heart attacks. We should all share it. Besides i'm the first one to say 'Cage the Elephant', so i should get a chocolate chip at least...

 

[unicron44]

Are you incredibly hairy?

If so, it might not have been for the girls.

Not at all, I barely have any hair on me, except for my head.

 

[rokkolpo]

Are you incredibly hairy?

If so, it might not have been for the girls.

Not at all, I barely have any hair on me, except for my head.

Then the dad was just being stupid.
I wonder if he never let's his daughters go out swimming....

 

[unicron44]

Are you incredibly hairy?

If so, it might not have been for the girls.

Not at all, I barely have any hair on me, except for my head.

Then the dad was just being stupid.
I wonder if he never let's his daughters go out swimming....

Honestly I doubt it. His daughter rides the same bus as me (I'm in high school and we ride the same buses as the middle school kids) and his wife waits for her everyday. I'm not judging but he seems so over protective.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Well, I think-

Yes, a 13 year old girl is going to go into a hormonal sex rage because she saw her neighbor without a shirt on.

I mean, its not like its something she'd see on TV, at the beach, on the internet, in magazines, on book covers, at a gym, near a minor road used by joggers...

I mean, come on. Ridiculous.

Oh, okay. This guy summed up exactly what I was going to say.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Ah neighbors, such lovely people they are.

Anyway screw him, next time I would run around in a speedo just to fuck with him further, and when his daughters are legal give him something to really complain about