You and your awesome oddities?!

[bloodshed113094]

I have a fancy knife

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And a fancy Trilby

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And... My kitty.

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AWW, KITTY!!!
Yeah, that should do it...

 

[bloodshed113094]

Nope, nothing, well, except that i have a cat in my back lawn that my dad told me not to feed...
I did anyway, my dad and my cat's are pissed at me now for going out and petting it...
=D

 

[Angerwing]

I have a $350 leather jacket. It's fucking awesome.

 

[FireFlower18]

I have a serious metal allergy, which includes Iron....guess what your body needs to make blood?

 

[zyfyn]

hmmm i have about 30 different 3.5 DnD resource books, a spear, a series of different police batons, and a ridiculous amount of pirated manga/anime

 

[MrJohnson]

I have a superpower..

I can make girls disappear!

Lame jokes aside, I'm a fat man that uses nun-chucks. It looks funny at the very least, and I scared off a mugger that had a knife.

 

[Meggiepants]

I have many strange board games and a collection of cat whiskers. When my cats shed whiskers, I collect them.

I also have a luck dragon.

 

[Superkatt]

I do for some reason have a collection of PEZ-dispensers from various movies, tv-shows and comics. I think have about 300+ of them.

 

[Estocavio]

I have a fancy knife

Spoiler: Pictured here

And a fancy Trilby

Spoiler: Pictured here, on my head

And... My kitty.

Spoiler: Pictured here

Yeah, that should do it...

Im slightly curious as to what variety of knife that is, it has an interesting design...
In any case, mine would be my ability to start telling magnificent, and definitely true tales of the past at the worst imaginable times.

Would YOU like to hear a tale of the past?

 

[Angus565]

I have a comb that has a handle and flips out like a knife.
And I have a snow-man head ornament on my desk that my friend gave to me when she and I were in grade 1.

EDIT: Oh also I have a watch with messed up seconds that goes through 20-30-20-50-H then through 50 again.
(By H I mean it actually says H1,H2,H3...ect.)

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

I have a clay mould of my entire head from when I was like 6... it has a plastic mould mask to go with it! lol. It used to scare my little brother.

 

[Segadroid]

I surely have a buch o' them, but one that just has to be mentioned here is that I keep a big purple button with me all the time. Think of it as a talisman.

Another on is that I have sensitive hearing. Not as in "I get deaf really quick" but as in "I can hear a penny drop on the top floor when I'm home alone in the basement".

 

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Im slightly curious as to what variety of knife that is, it has an interesting design...
In any case, mine would be my ability to start telling magnificent, and definitely true tales of the past at the worst imaginable times.

Would YOU like to hear a tale of the past?

Sadly, I haven't a clue what type of knife it is. I got it as a souvenir, and it's rather beat up; possibly even used. It also can't even cut hair... Still, it looks fancy.

And sure, why not.

 

[The Arc of Eden]

I've got... I've got... Hm... *strokes chin beard thing*
My favorite thing: NOTHING!

 

[Estocavio]

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Im slightly curious as to what variety of knife that is, it has an interesting design...
In any case, mine would be my ability to start telling magnificent, and definitely true tales of the past at the worst imaginable times.

Would YOU like to hear a tale of the past?

Sadly, I haven't a clue what type of knife it is. I got it as a souvenir, and it's rather beat up; possibly even used. It also can't even cut hair... Still, it looks fancy.

And sure, why not.

Ok. So the fact is, i know how you came by that knife. It was originally manufactured as a ceremonial instrument, utilised by numerous Iroquois Confederate tribes. They used it both ritualistically and formally. In the late 19th century, these blades were produced as souvenirs, and sold at extortionate rates to collectors and the like, at which point they became obsolete. Since their value was in their design, the remaining models were distributed to numerous stores for sale, and you incidentally found and purchased one.
The afore is most definitely true. I promise.

 

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Im slightly curious as to what variety of knife that is, it has an interesting design...
In any case, mine would be my ability to start telling magnificent, and definitely true tales of the past at the worst imaginable times.

Would YOU like to hear a tale of the past?

Sadly, I haven't a clue what type of knife it is. I got it as a souvenir, and it's rather beat up; possibly even used. It also can't even cut hair... Still, it looks fancy.

And sure, why not.

Ok. So the fact is, i know how you came by that knife. It was originally manufactured as a ceremonial instrument, utilised by numerous Iroquois Confederate tribes. They used it both ritualistically and formally. In the late 19th century, these blades were produced as souvenirs, and sold at extortionate rates to collectors and the like, at which point they became obsolete. Since their value was in their design, the remaining models were distributed to numerous stores for sale, and you incidentally found and purchased one.
The afore is most definitely true. I promise.

Hmmm... while that all sounds completely, definitively true, I must ask you one question: What were the Iroquois doing making ritual knives in the Bahamas?

 

[Estocavio]

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Im slightly curious as to what variety of knife that is, it has an interesting design...
In any case, mine would be my ability to start telling magnificent, and definitely true tales of the past at the worst imaginable times.

Would YOU like to hear a tale of the past?

Sadly, I haven't a clue what type of knife it is. I got it as a souvenir, and it's rather beat up; possibly even used. It also can't even cut hair... Still, it looks fancy.

And sure, why not.

Ok. So the fact is, i know how you came by that knife. It was originally manufactured as a ceremonial instrument, utilised by numerous Iroquois Confederate tribes. They used it both ritualistically and formally. In the late 19th century, these blades were produced as souvenirs, and sold at extortionate rates to collectors and the like, at which point they became obsolete. Since their value was in their design, the remaining models were distributed to numerous stores for sale, and you incidentally found and purchased one.
The afore is most definitely true. I promise.

Hmmm... while that all sounds completely, definitively true, I must ask you one question: What were the Iroquois doing making ritual knives in the Bahamas?

To wage war with the Bahamians of course. Why else?

 

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To wage war with the Bahamians of course. Why else?

Oh, but of course! How could I have forgotten about the oft-forgotten Great Iroquois Bahama war?

You are truly a wonder of your craft!

 

[Estocavio]

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To wage war with the Bahamians of course. Why else?

Oh, but of course! How could I have forgotten about the oft-forgotten Great Iroquois Bahama war?

You are truly a wonder of your craft!

Thankyou very much