Er... You Are A "Stingy Peach" Who Likes To "Eat Canada".
"Foxy Assistant" "Grope Crocodiles" (no I don't)
"Scrawny Salesman" "Punish Trees" (huh?)
"Biast Diety" "Cut Heroes" (hey, that one almost made sense)
"Drunken Mac Computer" "Burn Lesbians" (okay, 2 things: 1. I most certainly DO NOT like to burn lesbians, and 2. How can a computer get drunk?)
"Friendly Runt" "Eat Ears" (er... say wha?)
"Jolly Husky" "Buy Mice" (okay, that was almost normal)
"Polite Dollar Bill" "Corner Turtles" (okay... so a green piece of paper likes to molest turtles? Yeah... makes perfect sense)
"Pink Bag of Ice" "Lick Doorknobs" (okay, at this point I'm having trouble deciding which of these creeps me out the most)
"New Man" (?) "Play With Divas" (er...)
"Pathetic Hyooman" "Bake Feet" (what the hell is a "Hyooman"?)
"Muscular Dog" "Melt Ringtails" (huh?)
"Lazy Baby" "Love Ears" (oh fuck, that's creepy)
"Lazy Diety" "Shit On Cocksuckers" (hmmm... sounds a bit like SOME peoples' god, but not mine of course, 'cause I'm an athiest)
"Great Adult" "Build Bread" (I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means)
"Well Hung Rabbit" "Wallop Rice" (WTF!?!?!)
"Wonderful Ringtail Raper" "Sleep On Bill Cosby" (Again, WTF!?!?!)
"Dull Rabbit" "Cling to Tigers" (so... I'm a suicidal rabbit?)
"Slimy Dollar Bill" "Control Women" (er... 1. I'm a SANE human being, and 2. I don't like to control women, I respect women)
"Magnificent Sea Captain" "Fatten Bill Cosby" (what is it with this site and Bill Cosby?)
"Short Hyper Fur" "Spit At Barney" (okay, seriously, what the fuck is a "Hyper Fur", and, yeah, I guess I would like to spit at Barney... assuming they mean Barney the Dinosaur)
"Notorious Artist" "Burn Bill Cosby" (seriously, what the fuck is it with this site and Bill Cosby?)
"Quiet Hyper Fur" "Infect Bill Cosby" (what the fuck does this site have against Bill Cosby?)
"Round Camper" "Bend Heroes" (huh?)
"Toe-sucking Hobo" "Rape Seaweed" (for the record, I am not, and I do not)
"Quick Salad Buffet" "Squeeze Bookshelves" (huh?)
"Sad Bastard" "Hang Crocodiles" (funny, that one was mostly coherent)
"Fucking Hot Cab Driver" "Run From Orcas" (WTF?!?!)
"Kind Publisher" "Nibble Archeologists" (so... I'm either a cannibal or a pervert... great.)
"Questionable Fighter" "Murder Dinosaurs" (hey, one that actually makes sense)
"Yummy Dragon" "Gulp Hot Bitches" (heh, another one that almost makes sense)
"Strange Door" "Forgive Lizards" (ah well, the coherence was nice while it lasted)
"Frail Adult" "Upset Mexico" (so... what... I suddenly turned into George W. Bush?)
"Nutritious Puppet" "Buy Tigers" (So... what... I'm one of the puppets on Avenue Q?)
"Nasty Fruitcake" "Kneel On Lanterns" (huh?)
"Horrible Sea Captain" "Discover Wile. E. Coyote" (huh, that almost made sense.)
"Monumental Giant" "Buy Women" (again, I am not and do not)
"Feminine Dog" "Spit At Bill Cosby" (Ah, I was beginning to think the site had forgotten about poor old Bill)
"Sad Ghoul" "Infiltrate Orcas" (huh?)
"Yellow Rat" "Hang Monkeys" (so, I'm a homicidal rat that some bloke spilled paint on?)
"Friendly Rat" "Corner Hot Bitches" (er... that was almost coherent, if creepy)
"Horny Giant" "Whap Dwarves" (I am not and do not)
"Robust Vampire" "Shake Giraffes" (say what?)
"Scary Lamp" "Reward Soles"
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DAMN IT! You got me hooked!
