Toastiests ship that can rip through Jesus, The Hulk and Satan with ease then it will make you litteraly faint with its awesomness which will make it much much easier to kill you then it will hang out with santa because its so badass and after that it will make a spongebob reference by eating nails for breakfast without milk and in the afternoon after its eaten its nail without milk it will kill Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and that Twilight guy and girl by just being in the same continent as them and then it will give everyone free cookies and it will somehow do all of this whilst just being a wooden ship that sails on water.
I think were gonna need a bigger boat to fit this in.