You are a Trader in a RPG.What do you sell?

[Fuselage]

Well I would keep all my wares under my blue coat, Open it like a flasher everytime someone comes by and sell a damn rocket launcher.

 

[Neo10101]

Guns, lots and lots of different guns, and they are my own. Personally made.

 

[Feralcentaur]

Scrolls to summon evil minions.

 

[adderseal]

I'm a trader from the Fable series, so I sell broken promises and children's tears.

 

[psivamp]

Plot spackling paste. And fully-automatic weaponry. In medieval settings.

 

[Brawndo]

Whatever the hero's party needs most at that exact moment with a 500% markup. There are no anti-price gouging laws in RPGs

 

[The Harkinator]

Armour, then when I made lots of money I would buy a mansion and retire to live the good life.

 

[DanielDeFig]

Better weapons and armour. It's the only thing that really sells.

As a matter of fact, i would own an entire company that plans out its shops so that the closer the shop is to a big city or a mystical site, the more powerful the weapons and armour are.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Oh I've got it! End of the World insurance! With the world coming to the brink of destruction on such a regular basis, I could make a killing; and since some hero would always save it in the nick of time I'd never have to pay out. Also in the event the hero failed, everyone would die so I still wouldn't have to pay out! I couldn't lose!

 

[akibawall95]

Cabbages just so when they get destroyed I can shout ?My cabbages!?

 

[DenSomKastade]

Grenades which looks like pokéballs and pokéballs

 

[Reed Spacer]

Chainsaws. On a stick.

Because the only way to make a chainsaw cooler is to graft it to a pole.

 

[mangus]

Snake oil.

 

[steltek]

Scantly clad dressed zombie nurses.

 

[Tanfastic]

I sell useless common armor and weapons that people rarely even use for Role-playing. I am then forced to buy everything off of adventurers.

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

Swords.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd sing lampshades to hang.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Runes ala Suikoden. The only store owners who could conceivably blast your ass out of the door or level the building if you caught them on a really bad day, nevermind if you tried to steal something.

Barring that, I'm probably peddling a menagerie of bullets and armor for a particular undead knight trapped in a Victorian Steampunk London.
Why do I sell bullets for a medieval knight who carries a minigun?

Do I honestly have to answer that question?

 

[VGStrife]

Hotdogs in packs of 5 and bread buns in packs of 7.
That way people will have to buy 35 of each to make the most use of them!

Muahahahahahah!!!!

Or possibly 2nd worst equipment in the world, as everyone buys that first so i could eventually turn a profit.