You are a zombie. What now?

[Escapefromwhatever]

You have been infected with a special form of the zombie virus (for the sake of this hypothetical, the only form, and you are the first person ever infected). Even though others you infect will turn into a zombie almost instantaneously, you will turn into a zombie in exactly one month. Until then, the virus is not contaigous. You cannot cure it, but you may be able to help in developing a vaccine. Once you become a zombie, you will not be braindead. You will be forced to feel a sudden loss of morals. You will lose almost all intelligence and concious thought. You will be so neurologically damaged that you walk and moan how one would expect a zombie to walk and moan. You will feel the need to eat human flesh, and only human flesh, and any other food will become posionous to you. If you are somehow unable to fulfill your desires, you will starve.

What do you do?

 

[implodingMan]

Eat brains.

 

[Blights]

Chill with the other zombie dudes.
Or zombie-fy my friends and chill with them.

 

[klarr]

ugghh i guess i would just pig out on my friends and infect them so i have some zombie friends to talk to. oh and end the world in a awsome way.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

Infect as many people as possible...just for fun.
Im that kind of person

 

[Booze Zombie]

Human flesh? How absurd! I am a BOOZE zombie, it is clear what I would due should I gain zombiality... I'll drink untill the earth isn't around anymore.

 

[antipunt]

"BRAINS!"

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

Go on TV as "The Man Who Defied Death!"
I might even get a religion named after me!

 

[NeedAUserName]

Donate loads of blood to develop a vaccine. Then move to another country, and enjoy the rest of my life.

 

[Lord George]

Go around being basically immortal and occasional getting to kill people and eat them sounds like fun.

 

[sheic99]

"BRAINS!"

Second... errr... Brains.

 

[orangebandguy]

Hmmm i guess i go and find some tasty people to eat, or turn into a boomer.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Hole myself up in a chamber so I wouldn't be able to cause harm to humans.

 

[Tonimata]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH

 

[Grand_Poohbah]

Shoot my self into space listening to Rocket Man.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Go on Jeremy Kyle!

 

[confernal]

Shoot my self into space listening to Rocket Man.

Yes!!! LOL

 

[Inverse Skies]

MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM.

Oh wait... that's if I was communist.

Uhhh.... I'm going to take the moral high ground and starve myself. Screw all those natural zombie urges, they don't phase me.

 

[confernal]

Well since my morals are gone and my intelligence along with phillosphic ideals too I would probaly turn into a tank from inner rage and chase Zoey around.