You are about to be shot in the face.What is your last request and last words.

[TheRealCJ]

Please recite 'The Man From Ironbark' from heart, what do you mean you don't know... well learn it! I'll wait...

 

[similar.squirrel]

You're doing it all wrong. Give it here. Now, see?

*BLAM*

 

[theonecookie]

(in gruff voice)and this is second time I will die

 

[UAProxy]

I'll just give him a soft, wicked smile as if I knew something he didn't. If he's jittery enough to react and hesitate at this, he'll be on the floor within a few seconds.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Final Request: Cold you please turn the gun 180 degrees please?

 

[Fbuh]

The safety's on.

 

[goatzilla8463]

"Shoot me like I shot your mum last night."

I get the last laugh in the end.

 

[BonsaiK]

Not to be shot in the face, and "Please don't shoot me in the face", respectively.

 

[RanD00M]

I would tell him to tell you to tell everyone to stop making these kind of threads.

 

[Kazturkey]

"Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine."

Yep. I would totally say that.

 

[Phishfood]

Try disarm the guy with the gun since i'm getting shot in the face anyways. Words would just waste time.

In that vein, my chosen words would be along the lines of "sneak attack boot to the face" bonus points if you know what I'm quoting.

 

[wilted_orchid]

Don't shoot me in the face, please and thank you.

If that doesn't work, I guess my last words would be, Bugger me.

 

[Puzzles]

Make sure you kill me proper, or I'll zombie your ass.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Last words; I curse Zoidberg.

 

[Torque669]

Last Request: Don't shoot me in the face.
or if that doesn't work: really closed casket, please.

This. Or Ill try my luck and say "LOOK PLANE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

 

[leady129]

"Oh, come on... the face? Geez, you're not going straight for the cliches, are you? Everybody has to shoot for the face. Why don't you spice things up a little? Go for the elbow - the funny bone, or why not blow of, say, my big toe. Have you considered sticking a bullet through my assho..." BANG

 

[kemosabi4]

Spin kick to the face and say "It's just been revoked."