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likalaruku

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If I had a soul, I would become a malicious poltergeist who haunts rich people & talks to hem in their sleep.
 

Leole

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I KNEW HEAVEN DID NOT EXIST, I'm soooo going to annoy the crap out of all my christian friends ;D. And then, float away.
 

EvilMaggot

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EMFCRACKSHOT said:
I'll do what i did when i was alive, browse the internets and masturbate furiously =P
made me giggle ^^ you sir just made my day ^^

my answer would be... ill prob end up in hell for all the sins ive comitted and i would take over hell become the new Satan... and chill with some hot succubus ...and eventually when i can be arsed try and take over heaven aswell with my powers of satan... and then just have fun with earth ^^
 

Not-here-anymore

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Little bit of haunting, little bit of finding someone I can watch play through Mass Effect 3, a whole lot of seeing how well I can interact with rides at various theme parks.

If I have any physical presence, allowing me to use a computer, I will also make use of the internet. And ***** at the facebook admins until they make a 'respiratory status' box. Active or inactive.
Of course, if I have a physical presence it would probably mean I classified as a zombie. The potential for zombie apocalypse jokes would be huge. A trip to Leicester would be needed.

Is zontaphilia legal? It's like necrophilia, but from the perspective of the dead person.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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MasterOfWorlds said:
Jammy-dodger. I've never had one of those before. What's in it?
A jammy dodger is a shortbread cookie with jam (usually strawberry or raspberry) in the center.

 

MasterOfWorlds

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Bara_no_Hime said:
MasterOfWorlds said:
Jammy-dodger. I've never had one of those before. What's in it?
A jammy dodger is a shortbread cookie with jam (usually strawberry or raspberry) in the center.

Oh, I have had those before. We just call them something different here...although what we call them escapes me at the moment. XD

I still choose that one though. I do like them, even if I haven't had one in a while.
 

The Shade

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That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.

Mark these words carefully, young one. Mark them well.
 

EternalFacepalm

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I'd pick up stuff, and... I dunno. Haunt people? Live my life as usual?
OK, I know. First, FOX News... Then, the wooorld!
You know, if they had any influence. Whatever.
 

Bara_no_Hime

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MasterOfWorlds said:
Oh, I have had those before. We just call them something different here...although what we call them escapes me at the moment. XD

I still choose that one though. I do like them, even if I haven't had one in a while.
I don't think I'd ever heard one called by name before recently. Typically they come in those variety packs of cookies, and none of them really had names.

Of course, my ability to call a jammy dodger by name is all thanks to this man:


Dalek repellent.