You are already dead.

[Tartarga]

If I was dead it would be time for either a Sixth Sense parody or a Poltergeist parody. Either way, i'd still have a great deal of fun.

 

[the spud]

I am gonna sit there and rot in the ground.

That'll show em!

Don't mess with the spud.

 

[Oly J]

I'd find one of my friends and be their ghost-pal, 80's feel-good or what?

 

[Scarim Coral]

First I would wonder into the rooms that no one should see like e.g. the Pentagon and th firl locker room etc.
Second I would haunt the crap of my ex friends at high school.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I'm already dead?

Wait, I know what comes next...


[HEADING=1]"ASTRAL FINISH!!!"[/HEADING]

OT: My spirit will transcend to judgement, and my body will begin to decompose.

 

[Caveworm]

I'd find one of my friends and be their ghost-pal, 80's feel-good or what?

Ghost pal montage! (cue 80's keyboard/guitar music)

 

[Caveworm]

Find other dead people to engage in some hot steamy dead love?

 

[rancher of monsters]

Everything I learned about being a ghost I learned from him.

 

[Quaxar]

I've been dead for three years, and I have been living completely the same as before.

Yeah! We're not in the middle ages anymore, being dead isn't really much of a setback these days.

 

[Harbinger_]

Well its simple. If I'm dead but my spirit is still here on earth it's time to haunt some peoples

 

[lordlillen]

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

how do you know we all even exist?

Because you're there enough to have posted on this website; bot or human; figment of my imagination or real; existing or not. If you're there enough for me to experience you in one way, you exist or existed.

OT: I'll go with reading and learning. If I have to read over people's shoulders then all the better, I get to haunt and read at the same time. I'd also spend my time having fun and messing with people, I can't imagine much else.

 

[Sticky Squid]

Is roaming the earth and going "whooooOooO" to random people an acceptable answer?

 

[LFC Scouser]

Haunt valve until they release episode 3

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I'll do what i did when i was alive, browse the internets and masturbate furiously =P

 

[aww yea]

I dunno, go die some more i guess

 

[Ice Car]

Needs more context. What will I be able to do when I'm dead? Am I just going to see black and nothing else, in other words lifeless? Will I be a ghost? As a ghost, can I affect physical aspects of the world, or communicate with others?

If I can, I'd haunt Activision. Or Bobby Kotick. Yeah, I'll just haunt Bobby Kotick daily, do shit to creep him out and make him look insane. If I can I will wreck his office daily and make his life miserable. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[funguy2121]

What do you do now... that you are dead?

Spoiler

1. Why does this guy have a bandage on his dick?

2. Um...rot? Get eaten by maggots? Have the parts you already agreed to donate transplanted into others who haven't yet ceased to exist?

 

[GrimHeaper]

Needs more context. What will I be able to do when I'm dead? Am I just going to see black and nothing else, in other words lifeless? Will I be a ghost? As a ghost, can I affect physical aspects of the world, or communicate with others?

If I can, I'd haunt Activision. Or Bobby Kotick. Yeah, I'll just haunt Bobby Kotick daily, do shit to creep him out and make him look insane. If I can I will wreck his office daily and make his life miserable. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not very lifeless if you see black and nothing else and are aware of it.
and what would you do? look at blackness and nothing else, less context is needed if anything as I don't know everyone on the site.
What happens is up to you, you however cannot come back to life obviously.
Captcha:iartsin discussion... I art sin discussion?

 

[Ice Car]

Needs more context. What will I be able to do when I'm dead? Am I just going to see black and nothing else, in other words lifeless? Will I be a ghost? As a ghost, can I affect physical aspects of the world, or communicate with others?

If I can, I'd haunt Activision. Or Bobby Kotick. Yeah, I'll just haunt Bobby Kotick daily, do shit to creep him out and make him look insane. If I can I will wreck his office daily and make his life miserable. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not very lifeless if you see black and nothing else and are aware of it.
and what would you do? look at blackness and nothing else, less context is needed if anything as I don't know everyone on the site.
What happens is up to you, you however cannot come back to life obviously.
Captcha:iartsin discussion... I art sin discussion?

Well technically yes, but that's not what I meant. More like you'd be dead dead, not alive after death.

Additional context: I've seen examples of in games, that a ghost/someone who is dead still appears as a normal person in life, able to do everything a normal person does. Does that count?