You are armed with the lowest weapon of the last game you played on each platform

[DaHero]

You have the lowest level/tier weapon of the last game you played on the PC, 360, PS3, and Wii. (If you haven't ever touched one of them, you're short a weapon and instead must be equipped with a rubber chicken to compensate, you have 4 weapon slots)

Now, what is the first sentence before the arena match starts?

"Aw hell, I need repairs." (Wii: Metroid, 360: Halo 3, PS3: Force Unleashed 2, PC: Fallout 3)

 

[FolkLikePanda]

PC: GTA 2 - Fist
360: GOW 2 - Snub Pistol
PS3: MGS 4 - Mk. 22
Wii: SSBB - Mr. Saturn

"I WANNA GO HOME!!!"

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Hehe.

So I have the bolt from inFamous 2 (PS3)

9mm pistol from Fallout New Vegas (Xbox 360)

The Scout's bat from Team Fortess 2 (PC)

Samus's basic energy bolts from the Metroid Prime Trilogy (Wii)


I think I'm rather well equipped, hell, I can fire Samus's arm cannon and fling electric bolts with my other hand.

"Notice my lack of firepower? No? Me neither."

 

[Skorpyo]

A Quake 4 blaster pistol and 3 rubber chickens?

"This is gonna get FOWL!" (lulz)

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, that gets me Xenomorph claws, two rubber chickens, and...

<__>

...PERSONA!

 

[8M1ke8]

Ouch

EDIT: I stand corrected, weakest weapon is boxing gloves so I'm even more screwed
Boxing gloves from New Vegas (PC)
3 Rubber chickens

Unless whatever I'm fighting is allergic to rubber "this is going to suck..."
Maybe I can fashion some sort of nunchuck from the chickens...

 

[Davey Woo]

PC I get a starter sword from Guild Wars.
Xbox 360 I get an SMG from Brink.
PS3 I get a rubber chicken for having the audacity to not own one.
Wii I get the kendo-stick thing from Wii Sports Resort.

Not a bad collection really.

 

[cryogeist]

POST EDITED
PC: a wood sword from Minecraft....joy
360:boxing gloves from fallout new vags
and 2 rubber chickens
my line?
...fuck me...

 

[warfan987]

360:annnnd weakest gun in fallout new vagas:...9MM pistol?
(someone correct me on the weakest weapon please)

The boxing gloves would be the weakest. Only 1 damage per hit.

 

[cryogeist]

360:annnnd weakest gun in fallout new vagas:...9MM pistol?
(someone correct me on the weakest weapon please)

The boxing gloves would be the weakest. Only 1 damage per hit.

alright thanks i shall edit my post :3

 

[warfan987]

PC: Battlefield: Bad Company 2-Tracer Dart Gun
PS3: Battlefield: Bad Company 2-Tracer Dart Gun
360: Black Ops-umm... stun gernades?
Wii: Rubber chicken.

First sentence: shit....(and then i die)

 

[freakydan]

360: Portal gun (Portal)
Wii: Yarn whip (Kirby's Epic Yarn)
PC: It was some free internet fighter pilot game...so I guess...a WWII Fighter plane?
PS3: Adamantium Claws...unless the Bone Claws actually do less damage (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

"Who wants some?"

 

[fenrizz]

9mm pistol from New Vegas (PC)
Sword (LEGO Pirates of the Caribbean)

And 2 rubber chickens.

Not too bad I reckon.

 

[sms_117b]

Sooooo I have:

> My fists from New Vegas (PC)
> A football from Pro Evolution Soccer 2011 (PS3)
> A Boxing glove from Wii Spots (Wii)
> A Pistol from Modern Warfare (X-Box 360)
> A Spear fom Dynasty Warriors 5 (PS2)
> A "Steel" chair from RAW 2 (X-Box)

Can I remember any further back than that.........nope

"Wait untill I get you in CQC!"

 

[Ashley Carhart]

PC : Crowbar (HL:Source)
360 : I AM AN ORANGE BLOCK! (Impossible Game)
Wii : Form Baton (Wario Ware)
PS3: Lightning Hands (Infamous 2)

I have very little ranged attacks ahah ><

 

[tanithwolf]

PC: TF2 Jarate
PS3: Infamous bolt
Xbox: Section 8: Prejudice Shotgun
Wii: Okami Paintbrush attack (I think)

I think I'll go with bolts while closing in, throw the jarate and then get mini-crits with my shotgun.

 

[MetroidNut]

PC: Fist (Minecraft)
360: M6G pistol (Halo Reach)
PS3: Rubber Chicken
Wii: Power Beam (Metroid Prime Trilogy)

The Power Beam is a pretty effective weapon, all things considered, and the M6G magnum is deadly. Dual-wield those and I'll be fine. As for my line, I would hold the Power Beam-equipped arm cannon and say:

"I'll show you the true meaning..."
*put on sunglasses*
"Of Power."

http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

 

[Get_A_Grip_]

PC: Erm... Scout Marines from Dawn of War? Do they count as a weapon?
PS3: Knife from GTA4. A fist isn't really a weapon.
Wii: A banana skin from Mario Kart. Or a mushroom. Both of which are equally useless.
360: Ryu's Hadouken from MVC3... Unless you're forcing me to use his light punch/kick.

 

[AzureRaven]

PC: Fists(Heavy's fists from TF2 though, I'm just going by the class I always play.)
360: M-3 Predator (Mass Effect 2)
PS3: Operator/Mk. 22 (Metal Gear Solid 4)
Wii: Kokiri Sword (Ocarina of Time MQ, technically played it on the Wii.)

I'd probably be looking curiously at my oversized hands compared to the rest of me, and then go running in yelling "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN? WHERE IS SASHA!?"

 

[Mr. Underson]

PC: Fish from TF2
PS3: Hidden blade from AC: Brotherhood
Wii: Batarang from some Batman game? I guess... I haven't touched the Wii for at least 3 years.
360: Whatever the main rifle is in Gears of War.

"I'm a fricken force 'a' nature over here!"