You are armed with the lowest weapon of the last game you played on each platform

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BlackSaint09

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PC: Whats the lowest weapon in Devil May Cry 4 that only Dante uses?
PS3:Rubber Chicken
360: Rubber Chicken
Wii: Le rubber Chicken
 

HusaneFatal

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PC - Kokiri Sword from Ocarina of Time (I have an N64 Emulator)
360 - I played From Dust... So "the Breath" I can now pick up the ground, water, and lava and set it wherever I want
PS3 - The lightning bolt thing from inFamous 1
Wii - Whatever the weakest weapon in SSBB is... would that be picking pikmin out of the ground? or maybe a Mr. Saturn doll if counting items

I am a GOD! Would you like to see my Mr. Saturn doll?
 

The Lawn

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PC: The Holy Macrel (TF2 for you people who have no taste in good games :p, also its the same as the bat.)

And then 3 rubber chickens because I don't play on consoles.

So I'd run around with 3 rubber chickens in one hand, and a fish in the other, beating the ever loving crap out of anything.
 

Booze Zombie

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FolkLikePanda said:
"I WANNA GO HOME!!!"
I want to jump into the dark pit!

PC: Jarate (TF2)
360: A 9mm pistol (Fallout New Vegas)
PS3: A Plastic Guitar (Guitar Hero)
Wii: A golf club (do I even need to say?)

"Piece of piss!"
 

kommando367

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360- Mass Effect 2 - the first pistol you get

PS3- Resistance 2 co-op - I start with the Marksman, so I'll go with that.

PC- BYM -small twig missile barrage

Rubber Chicken
 

otakon17

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PS3(Demon's Souls): Fists
Xbox360(Fallout: New Vegas): .22 Silenced Pistol
Wii:Rubber Chicken
PC(Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic): Short Sword

Well, shit...
 

Piflik

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Well...the last game I played on PC was X3 and the lowest weapon there is a starship-class laser, so I guess I win...secondary would be a dagger from Demon's Souls and two rubber chickens...

Won't be saying anything, because nobody would hear me from my spaceship...
 

NotAPie

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Xbox 360: A Pack-A-Punched bolt action sniper :D!
PC: A gun from Maple Story called The Negotiator.
A Rubber Chicken
A Rubber Chicken
"I'm going to stand all the way over here"
oh derp, lowest weapon hold on.
Xbox 360: I don't know which is lower, the ASP Pistol or the M1911 Pistol, Black Ops.
PC: A damn Lolipop, Maple Story.
A Rubber Chicken
A Rubber Chicken
"I'm still going to stand all the way over here."
 

Ruwrak

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League of Legends: Kayle's Sword
Oblivion: Rusty dagger
Morrowind: Iron Dagger
Fate of the World: Failing Economy
Mass Effect II: Handgun. (though according to me, with a little aim the better weapon x3)

Thoughts:

"Well... If I use the failing Economy on them so they can't buy weapons, I'll be using the gigantic sword, daggers in me boots and... oh crap im already dead. x.x"
 

DrFreeman

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PS3: Red Dead Redemption: Fists, or maybe the lasso?
Xbox 360: Rubber chicken
Wii: Mario's spinning attack from Mario Galaxy
PC: The blaster pistol from Star Wars Battlefront 2

"So, who's going to shoot first?''
 

DracheX

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For the pc it's a plain dagger from neverwinter nights
ps3: pistol or knife for GTA4
wii: bow and arrow from wii sports
360: rubber chicken
 

Neo10101

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Pc: Crowbar, Half Life 1
PS3: Knife, Resident Evil 1
X Box 360: Colt M1911, Black Ops
Wii: Grow Big Shroom, New Super Mario Bros Wii

*While tossing the mushroom up and down*
" Ever fight a giant before?"
 

alittlepepper

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An iron dagger from Oblivion on the PC, bare fists from the 360 (SR2), and two rubber chickens.

Bring it on, I'll still kick your ass :p
 

velcrokidneyz

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PC: (Portal 2) well there is only one "weapon" in that game.
360: I honestly do not remember the last game I played on 360, haven't played in ages so chicken.
PS3: Double Chicken, never played a PS3
Wii: Banana peel from Mario Kart Wii.

so in summation:
Portal gun, 2 rubber chickens, and and banana peel. Things don't look good for me in a fight...
 

AB Fenix

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PC- Sword from Oblivion
360- M1911 Pistol from Back Ops
And 2 Rubber Chickens?

"Come here and I'll rubber chicken you to death..."
 

Ghored

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PC: Bonesaw (TF2)
Xbox360: M.O.D.O.K's Gear (MvC3)
PS3: Fists (InFamous)
Wii: My Sim. (MySims)


How's this supposed to work?
 

DSD12

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PC:Rubber chicken
PS3:pyros Fire Axe from TF2
360:Starter AC from AC4
Wii:Beam Katana from No More Heroes

So... wanna fight me now?
 

Xanadu84

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PC: New Vegas, so...Varmit rifle?
360: I think it was Limbo, so...not even a rubber chicken
PS3 Mortal Kombat. I usually use Kitana, so Razor Fans
Wii: SSBB. Maybe I was Sonic? so...Im covered in spikes?

That really doesn't even merit a catch phrase.