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[Froggy Slayer]

Question: Does this mean I don't feel pain, or does it mean I just can't be damaged whilst still feeling pain. If I don't feel pain then I'll probably join some sort of army/bomb disposal unit.

You feel no pain. You are totally damage proof.

Damage proof... Does that mean I'm immune to poison? Does it mean I will never catch the flu? Need some detail here.

You cannot be harmed in any way, shape or form.

 

[StormShaun]

You know, I just considered an issue. What if they shot you in the face? Sure you face will survive, but your mask may not.

Darn, I forgot about that. Might save up for a metal bulletproof mask before I get to the level where they pull guns out on me. Or would I have to smack them so they would forget me? xD

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Invite everyone I don't like for a game of Russian Roulette.

...

What?

 

[DugMachine]

Touch ALL the breasts in the world. Rob a bank, sky dive without a parachute, run through a warzone, get hit by a train and go all hancock on that *****, pick fights with douches (becoming a douche yourself), ride motorcycles at breakneck speeds without a helmet and run into shit to launch yourself.

 

[Cowabungaa]

No damage or pain whatsoever?

Hell yeah.

Other than that I can just do everything I want without the safety procedures. Skydiving, bungee jumping, you name it. Though all those things just become "dropping yourself from a great height" at that point.

Oh and if all damage counts I'd spend some time in outer space. Like literally, of course. Just float around in zero-G.

I make a costume, and become a superhero crimefighter known as HARD-MAN.

 

[Goofguy]

I'd go out in the street and pick a fight. That's right, with my newfound powers I become an asshole and scourge upon mankind.

 

[krazykidd]

I'll Join fightclubs . Or do some streetfighting for money . I'm guessing i can't die regardless of circumsrance right?

 

[Toaster Hunter]

I would pick fights with random strangers, just so that I could laugh at them.

 

[Mr F.]

Go up to places like 10 downing street just to punch dickhead politicians :3

They wouldn't be able to do anything.

THIS.

10,000 TIMES THIS.

I would go around the world on a "Punching Dicks in the Dick" mission and turn it into a travel book. With the money from the travel book, I would procede to punch more dicks in the dick until I am eventually immortalized as a legend used to scare small children "Timmy, dont be a dick, or the Dick puncher will come and punch you in the dick" and/or a world leader.

*sits back and thinks about kicking the shit out of Britains greatest enemy since Hitler shot himself.*

 

[AngloDoom]

Headbutt a rhinocerous, swim in lava, parachute without the 'chute, start a fight with a professional boxer on live TV, and break a samurai sword over my penis following the match. If a single person stands up to challenge you, despite seeing all the above, give them a crown and declare them King/Queen of the galaxy.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I think I'd put on a costume and cape and fight crime! I mean what could possibly go wrong?

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20070222.gif

 

[Fijiman]

First thing on my list, play with all of the power tools! Second thing...

Charge $50 for people to hit me with a bat.

Probably something like this.

 

[Nietz]

I'd get my hands on the smallest nuclear explosive there is. Getting it wouldn't be too much of a problem if I'm immortal... Well, it would be hard even with those power. But anyways, I'd get my nuclear bomb and just cart it around everywhere I go. I'd bring a hammer or something and always have it close at hand. So whenever someone gets on my nerves, I could just give them a meaningful look and then start grabbing after my hammer. Should sort most of my annoyances out.

 

[Stephen Wo]

Well, no damage means that your body won't decay, which means that you will age to the peak of your physical prowess, and then stay at that age. But, you won't have those pesky "my mind is getting older" problems. So, I guess I would become a mercenary or globetrotter of some sort.

 

[Jadak]

Question: Does this mean I don't feel pain, or does it mean I just can't be damaged whilst still feeling pain. If I don't feel pain then I'll probably join some sort of army/bomb disposal unit.

Pain is a result of your body being damaged, if there was no damage, no reason there would be any pain.