You are DragonBorn (In Modern Times)

[Da Orky Man]

I will be the first person to ever over-shout Bill O'Reilly. The second he starts rambling about how evil science is, I yell three words and he gets catapulted out the studio.

 

[thelittleman66]

Become a masked crime fighter. Assuming I have full understanding of dragon-spreak, I'd translate Led Zeppelin's entire discography into dragon-speak.

 

[Kae]

I'll execute the AWESOME power of putting buckets on people's heads and then stealing from them, you know just like in the game, UNLIMITED MONIES FTW!!!

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

Be part of the most Metal band ever.
Hardcore!

 

[Mako SOLDIER]

Realize that a squadron of F-16s > dragons and promptly get my ass handed to me.

Call storm > F-16s

 

[Craorach]

Use a few shouts for fun.. then either get shot by the authorities, or kidnapped in my sleep and chopped up/experimented on.

That was fun....

 

[El Poncho]

Where there is Dragonborn there is Dragons, so I will be killing dragons I assume.

 

[GraveeKing]

Use my ability to beat world records and win Olympic sports.
Become filthy rich, maybe hire people I can use as targets for my shouts and so on.

 

[Denariax]

Absolutely nothing, because real life would soon have you shot down by bullets. Regardless of an obnoxious scream.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"Hey Hannah, do you want to go on a date sometime?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh okay... FUS RO DAH!"

 

[Domehammer]

First get fit in gym then go on rampage of destruction and probably go insane for treating world like one big sand castle for me to destroy.

 

[omicron1]

1. Compete in the Olympic 100-meter dash.
2. Whirlwind Spirit
3. ???
4. Profit!

Alternate: Use that ventriloquism shout in a productive manner.
Alternate 2: Sailboat racing. Fus ro FallOutOfSailboatDueToEqualAndOppositeReaction!

 

[Terminal Blue]

I'd move to the top of Mt. Everest and open up a monastery. I'll live there with Odahviing and we'll teach those willing to learn The Way of The Voice.

I think this is the right answer. (If nothing else because if Akatosh exists he might be reading this and might seriously consider making you Dragonborn).

Be part of the most Metal band ever.
Hardcore!

This would be brutal though.

Tiid Klo Ul + guitar solo.

 

[Karthek]

Redub every Iron Maiden song in Dragon tongue, belch fire at people, befriend bears, and swear at people in draconic. Like a boss.

 

[Megawat22]

I'll fight crime as... Dragon Man? The Super Shouter? FUS RO MAN!?
Blast, I have fallen at the first hurdle.
But everything's there, a disarming shout, a shout that freezes folk, a shot that summons a dragon, slow down time, ethereal, power over weather, there's a lot to play with.
I would also do everything in my power to find other dragonborns and form the most dangerous a capella group ever. That fight crime. Yes, it's all coming together now...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Is there a healing shout? There has to be a selection of words in the dragon language that have that affect. My dog died yesterday, and I didn't get to say goodbye.

 

[Akibo15]

Be the most successful master thief ever!! Can't open a safe? Melt the safe open with fire breathe. Police try to arrest me? Send them all flying across the road with a simple phrase. Gods this is going to be fun.

 

[DarklordKyo]

I'd become a superhero for hire (for example, I'd use the air gust from Fus Roh Dah to put out fires) and get rich.