You are DragonBorn (In Modern Times)

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TimtheBigDaddy

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I seriously believe that I am a real Dragon Born. I'm not kidding. Please don't make fun of me, I'm just stating an opinion.
 

CrazyGirl17

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I'd probably become a superhero. Or kill the people who really piss me off, whatever works...
 

spielberg11

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Become depressed that the game's not going to seem as good now I can literally use mouth lasers IN REAL LIFE!
 

Shakomaru

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Duh. Use the dragon summon shout and use that as transport. Plus having a dragon is relevant to my... Interests.
 

IKSA

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I would probably Call storm on guys I hate so then anybody can't acuse be murdering them.

Then also this.

because it was lighting not me...
MASTACHIEFPWN said:
"Hey Hannah, do you want to go on a date sometime?"
"No, sorry."
"Oh okay... FUS RO DAH!"
Also rob some banks using shouts and all so fast that anyone don't eaven relize what happend (time slow, run etc.)

After that BUY ALL THE GAMES!!!
 

zenoaugustus

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DragonLord Seth said:
Witty Name Here said:
Call Dragon, Call Storm. Become ruler of the world by showing off my power and might... And the fact I have Flying Lizards that are bigger then a truck and breath fire on my side helps also...
I don' think you could call Ohdaviing, I think he'd be dead by this point.
I thought dragons could live until they were killed in battle or something along those lines. And who says the events in The Elder Scrolls occurred in the past? It's not of our world. It could be occurring concurrently in its own.
 

shrimpcel

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Exam day, the gym is full of desks. I enter the room, a teacher stops me: "Sorry, this isn't the correct model of calculator that's allowed for the exam." Me: "FUS RO DAH!" All the desks fly around, people scream and cheer, cue in the Skyrim theme! :)
 

The_Blue_Rider

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zenoaugustus said:
DragonLord Seth said:
Witty Name Here said:
Call Dragon, Call Storm. Become ruler of the world by showing off my power and might... And the fact I have Flying Lizards that are bigger then a truck and breath fire on my side helps also...
I don' think you could call Ohdaviing, I think he'd be dead by this point.
I thought dragons could live until they were killed in battle or something along those lines. And who says the events in The Elder Scrolls occurred in the past? It's not of our world. It could be occurring concurrently in its own.
Dragons are technically immortal unless a Dragonborn kills them, they're like Daedra in a sense, you can destroy their physical form but their soul remains intact. (Unless as I said a Dragonborn eats their soul)

Oh and I'd probably go about life as normal, occasionally using my powers for evil good
 

sora91111

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Let me put this scene in your head
"So what are we going to do tonight mister Dragonborn"?
"Same thing we do every night Pinky, try to take over the world."
but first find someone named Pinky.
 

Spitfire-IX

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probably nothing, im kinda lazy like that. I might occasionally break out the frost breath to cool my cider. and storm call to provide an excuse to not leave the house.
 

saruman31

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I would unleash hell on everything. Seize military and political power and make myself a country ruler. Pretty much going all out crazy.
 

Backup Fruit

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Go skydiving and bet my friends ten grand I can survive without a parachute.
Jump out.
FEIM ZI GRON as I'm about to hit.
Get money.
 

The Funslinger

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Caramel Frappe said:
.. Well in modern times, how would I come across the Dragon Tongue? Oh yeah! *Looks up Wiki on Skyrim 'Words of Power'* That will do. But, with all the shouts out there my favorite would be Disarm shout. Because if someone is holding a gun/knife/weapon towards me.. that shout would make them drop the weapon thus defenseless against me. I could be a super hero, and that shout would be all I need (or have the Fus Ro Dah shout in case as backup).
Yeah, I'd go the vigilante route, too.

Considering it would be reality, I would try to actually talk to Odahviing more and be best buddies with him. Anyway, I'd probably end up overdoing things a little. "Hey, you got a light?" "Sure, buddy... YOL TOOR SHUL!" (fire breath shout)