You are given the choice of having one super power, but there's a catch...

[Benj17]

The ability to dream about important things that will happen in the future, but you forget about it the moment you try to tell someone or write it down.

so you'd be mormon?

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Shooting playing cards out of my mouth at rapid speed.

This gives me the best mental image ever.

The ability to fly, but only from airport to airport.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

The ability to shit cheeseburgers, piss ice tea and cough cigarettes. They would all be normal and consumable, but only available to me, because I'm a greedy bastard.

Furless Clothing Man, with the uncanny ability that no matter what dog or cat he petted or held no fur would ever stick upon him thus never ruining his outfit.

That's extremely useful, therefore it does not fit with the silly powers in this thread. Although on reflection the one I presented is also useful :/

 

[Josho18]

The ability to write (with a pencil) Very fast and very neat, My hadnwriting at the moment is 70% of the time unreadable and my hand hurt after 2-3 pages <.<

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

So it can't just suck for the user, it has to be bascally pointless?

So much for the power to give other people powers
...
Wait!

The power to give other people the power to give other people the power...

That seems pretty pointless, otherwise I would choose the power to See in Black and White whenever I wanted to.

 

[archvile93]

Mr. invulnerable. He's completely immune to death, just not horrible injury. He's also a weakling with horrendous luck and cordination.

 

[DJude]

I am, The Mad Hatter! i'm delightfully insane and have the unexplainable power to know anyones hat size as soon as i look at them

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

The ability to speak any world language! But only to people that don't speak it themselves.

 

[Private Custard]

Guilt? What is this guilt you speak of?

Best power - People will do anything you ask of them, no questions.

Mediocre power - Massive luck enhancement. Nothing specific, you're just luckier than most people!

 

[mikecoulter]

Mind reader [small]but only in the past [/small]man.

He can read the minds of people. But only what they were thinking one week ago. Useful in exactly no situation. Except for possibly interrogation.

 

[Twilightwalker]

The ability to always say the right thing in any situation, but it comes out in a ridiculous sounding voice.

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

The amazing tongue slicer.

It would be as sharp as a knife and as deadly as a papercut!

But... If your tounge is sharp as a knife, how will you be able to give enjoyable oral se... Uhm nevermind!

 

[WiccaVamp]

The ability to flail like wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man!

The ability to end any argument but only after its become moot.

the ability to fly but to have no control over how quickly or slowly I do so.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Thread kiss of death:Negative comments made by me about your thread equals automatic lock.

 

[rdaleric]

captain obvious

Who has the amazing ability to point out exactly what is going on, but only when everyone else has already realised

 

[Fireyredmullet]

I would have the power of invisibility, but only while I'm singing Broadway songs very loudly.
no cat burglary, but messing with people to the sound of show tunes sounds like fun.