You are given the choice of having one super power, but there's a catch...

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Daverson

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The power to use any plug in any socket!

Or any dongle in any port, if you want that to be rephrased in a slightly more suggestive way without loosing the original meaning.

Wait, I don't think I want this power anymore =S
 

Android2137

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Absolute control over what is playing on TV regardless of what time it is or the official schedules, but only my TV.
 

Citrus

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Wiping Zealot
The ability to use as much toilet paper as you wish, without worrying about it clogging the toilet.

[small]... If you use too much, it will still clog the toilet. You just won't be worrying about it.[/small]
 

Dusty Donuts

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Haxxor Man
The ability to actually know when someone is using hax.

Onion Man
Feeling remorse, but no-one else cares? Make 'em cry with the Onion Man kit! (Note: May cause eventual immunity to onions [small]and sense of smell and taste[/small]

Permanent Marker Man
You have the ultimate ability to make ACTUAL Permanent marker marks.

The Mastermind
You have the ability to instantly win any chess match, but as a result you cannot comprehend on which direction in which to eat a donut. Left or right?
 

Trigger Happy

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The Ability to create any car or motor vehicle but then you can't drive any of them, or alternatively, the ability to turn all traffic lights on your current route green but only while standing still where the moment you start moving they turn red and then go back to their normal cycle
 

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Chameleon ... I'd just change shades constantly when people I don't like were trying to talk to me, and eventually weird them out so much they'll stop and leave.

Apart from that I can't think of any other purpose for it.

Especially given I wear clothes so my skin tone changing ability would be pretty useless.
 

Chaos-Spider

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Kollega said:
In before the invisibility power that only woks while playing a trombone.

OT: the power to turn bullets into whipped-cream pies. Oh, the fun that could be had.
This power sounds pretty good actually, you only need it to be turn any projectile into a whipped cream pie. You should totally make a superhero with this.

OT: The power of photosynthesis, or something really corny like a love sheild power except it causes you to explode if you ever admit your feelings about the object of your affection. At any time, to any one. even if you don't love them anymore and/or the shield is not activated.
 

Schizzy

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Jukebox Jenkins
The ability to spout out songs that are relevant to my conversations all the time.

Alliteration Alligator
Alliterate anything ability at any avenue always.
 

Jaygee02

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I want the power of Caruso - to always be able to put on a pair of sunglasses and say something catchy, regardless of whether I had sunglasses with me or not, or if I was already wearing them. At the right moment, I will have sunglasses in my pocket, and not on my head, irrespective of what my state was beforehand.
 

namehack

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The ability to make TV remotes work by pressing harder on the buttons, regardless of the batteries being empty or not...

THE TV-REMOTE MAN! they whould call me...
 

chozo_hybrid

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I would be the burger-ler, with the ability to control meat products!
 

Android2137

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namehack said:
The ability to make TV remotes work by pressing harder on the buttons, regardless of the batteries being empty or not...

THE TV-REMOTE MAN! they whould call me...
We should team up and combine our TV Remote powers. It would be awesome.
 

Chipperz

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I would have to become... The Amazing CHRONO-MAN!

I always know what time it is!