You are god.

[Neonbob]

It is.
Doubles as a xylophone when I'm bored.

And I triple their rage, negating all flame shields, as well as throwing in 499900 Gary Brolsmas.

Xylophones are fun.

I arm them with THE BANHAMMER.

They sure are.
Such random things can be done with them.

Well...I send in our mod squad!

 

[UberMore]

Why thankyou!

I would do exactly the same as has been done now, however, I would exist on Earth, but still have all my Godly powers etc with no restrictions (and aninimity, of course).

 

[ckam]

Anarchy, I guess.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Following that, 37 mobile war-planets are made.

I'll see that and raise you 20 Dr. Manhattans. And Thor. Because his pompous nature amuses me.

Also, an Elder God.

Well, fine!
Everyone is trying to fight me!
Sheesh.
I retaliate with 20,000 Reality controlling monkeys, which destroy your Doctor Manhattans and Elder Gods.
And then I swing a large godly boot into your crotch.

Godly Metal Codpiece.

 

[Neonbob]

Well, fine!
Everyone is trying to fight me!
Sheesh.
I retaliate with 20,000 Reality controlling monkeys, which destroy your Doctor Manhattans and Elder Gods.
And then I swing a large godly boot into your crotch.

Godly Metal Codpiece.

That calls for a godly immersion in godly fire!

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Well, fine!
Everyone is trying to fight me!
Sheesh.
I retaliate with 20,000 Reality controlling monkeys, which destroy your Doctor Manhattans and Elder Gods.
And then I swing a large godly boot into your crotch.

Godly Metal Codpiece.

That calls for a godly immersion in godly fire!

Godly Fireman's Uniform.

And Godly Firemen are tough.

 

[Neonbob]

That calls for a godly immersion in godly fire!

Godly Fireman's Uniform.

And Godly Firemen are tough.

Well, that much is obvious.
How about a dip in godly liquid nitrogen?

 

[Twilight_guy]

I'd probably not do anything different... maybe make internet trolls suffer physical pain in proportion to the stupidity of their posts. *Winces in pain*

 

[open trap]

Make an advanced race capable of killing all the other gods, but unable to do anything against me.
And then create a near infinite amount of them, send them out, and take over the universe.

damn beat me to it, pretty much that exept super intelligent but not as intelligent as me

 

[DrDeath3191]

Rearrange the oribts of the planets to spell out obsenities. Yes I realize that orbits are eliptical, and that 'ooooooooooooo' isn't a particularly funny word, but I'm God, me-dammit, and I'll rearrange physics as I see fit!

 

[Berethond]

It is.
Doubles as a xylophone when I'm bored.

And I triple their rage, negating all flame shields, as well as throwing in 499900 Gary Brolsmas.

Xylophones are fun.

I arm them with THE BANHAMMER.

They sure are.
Such random things can be done with them.

Well...I send in our mod squad!

Yup.

I read them the thread named Wilson and watch them fight each other.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I DEMAND SACRIFICE!!!
I AM NO LOUSY CARING LOVING GOD!!!
21 HUMANS EVERY DAY!!!
something like that

then I'd make the universe make less sense than it does here so it would be impossible for science to exist as results are always different every time you do a experiment

 

[Neonbob]

They sure are.
Such random things can be done with them.

Well...I send in our mod squad!

Yup.

I read them the thread named Wilson and watch them fight each other.

Very well then.
I send 1 million Serenity...s...into the fray, with 500,000 improved River Tams!

 

[Berethond]

They sure are.
Such random things can be done with them.

Well...I send in our mod squad!

Yup.

I read them the thread named Wilson and watch them fight each other.

Very well then.
I send 1 million Serenity...s...into the fray, with 500,000 improved River Tams!

I move my solar system a bajillion light years away.
They'll run out of fuel and/or die of old age.

 

[Neonbob]

Very well then.
I send 1 million Serenity...s...into the fray, with 500,000 improved River Tams!

I move my solar system a bajillion light years away.
They'll run out of fuel and/or die of old age.

Hah. Nevar.
I attach them to an intergalactic supership, and grant them hyperspace abilities.

 

[Berethond]

Very well then.
I send 1 million Serenity...s...into the fray, with 500,000 improved River Tams!

I move my solar system a bajillion light years away.
They'll run out of fuel and/or die of old age.

Hah. Nevar.
I attach them to an intergalactic supership, and grant them hyperspace abilities.

I make a sphere of perfectly positioned black holes, so that they cancel out each other inside the sphere but destroy everything that tries to come in.

 

[Scumpernickle]

I would make a ton of lifeless planets and crash them together! The explosion would be epic.

And the aftermath would be even more epic.

 

[Neonbob]

Hah. Nevar.
I attach them to an intergalactic supership, and grant them hyperspace abilities.

I make a sphere of perfectly positioned black holes, so that they cancel out each other inside the sphere but destroy everything that tries to come in.

I put in a gravity compensator so powerful that it can nullify all effects of any number of black holes.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

[i/]VIRGIN SACRIFICES[/i]! I am god of olde and I demand sacrifices.

 

[Berethond]

Hah. Nevar.
I attach them to an intergalactic supership, and grant them hyperspace abilities.

I make a sphere of perfectly positioned black holes, so that they cancel out each other inside the sphere but destroy everything that tries to come in.

I put in a gravity compensator so powerful that it can nullify all effects of any number of black holes.

I summon a little drone with explosives, who blows a hole in your engine.