You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....
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A combination of Cthulhu, the Balrog, the Ring Wraith dragon thing, a Tarrasque (D&D for anyone who doesn't know (Monster Manual v. 3.5 pg 240)), Orcus (D&D again (Monster Manual v. 4 (I think) pg 207)), all of the Olympian gods, all of the Titan gods, and...hmmmm....a nymph (sexing the opposition up wouldn't hurt either)...and Super Mutant Behemoths and Overlords (the Behemoths are huge and the Overlords have so much fucking health).....oooh oooh and a Bogart (From Harry Potter)!
I'd take the horse. He looks tough.Xvito said:Do you mean the horse or the guy.Myrddin Emrys said:I'll be riding on.
I think I'd win that battle.
Emperor Class Titan.
If it's big enough to launch star ships off it's back it's big enough for me.
If it's big enough to launch star ships off it's back it's big enough for me.
Has anyone said 'your mum' yet?
Let's assume, in 14 pages, that no one has and I'm the first and you're all like HEEYYOOOOOO! SNAP!
And since there's a collection of you just blurting out the largest things possible, I'll also suggest Unicron. Anyone that's not eaten will be all like HOLY SHIT IT'S UNDEAD ORSON WELLES.
And more seriously, a Type 44 TARDIS with working Chameleon Circuit.
Let's assume, in 14 pages, that no one has and I'm the first and you're all like HEEYYOOOOOO! SNAP!
And since there's a collection of you just blurting out the largest things possible, I'll also suggest Unicron. Anyone that's not eaten will be all like HOLY SHIT IT'S UNDEAD ORSON WELLES.
And more seriously, a Type 44 TARDIS with working Chameleon Circuit.
I'm not riding anything. I'm Alec Mason. I beat them over the head with my sledgehammer, and they die really really hard, and go flying, and I lol.
Has been said before, will need to be said again:
An Emperor class Titan. Seriously, when you got guns that have barrel calibers larger than some of the hills you're stomping on... Overkill is too mild a word.
Moar Dakka is always an acceptable solution.
However, if we a fresh out of titans...
I choose the Mark XXXIII Bolo.
""Allright, Unit DNE of the line. Why did you do it? This is your Commander, Unit DNE. Report! Why did you do it? Now, you knew your position was hopeless, didn`t you? That you`d be destroyed if you held your ground, to say nothing of advancing. Surely you were able to compute that. You were lucky to have the chance to prove yourself."
For a minute I thought old Denny was too far gone to answer. There was just a kind of groan come out of the amplifier. Then it firmed up. General Bates had his cupped behind his ear, but Denny spoke right up.
"Yes, sir."
"You knew what was at stake here. It was the ultimate test of your ability to perform correctly under stress, of your suitability as a weapon of war. You knew that. You knew that General Margrave and old Priss Grace and the press boys all had their eyes on every move you made. So instead of using common sense, you waded into that inferno in defiance of all logic-and destroyed yourself. Right?"
"That is correct, sir."
"Then why? In the name of sanity, tell me WHY! Why, instead of backing out and saving yourself, did you charge? .....Wait a minute, Unit DNE. It just dawned on me. I`ve been underestimating you. You KNEW didn`t you? Your knowledge of human psychology told you they`d break and run, didn`t it?"
"No, sir. On the contrary, I was quite certain that they were as aware as I that they held every advantage."
"Then that leaves me back where I started. Why? What made you risk everything on a hopeless attack? Why did you do it?"
"For the honor of the regiment.""
An Emperor class Titan. Seriously, when you got guns that have barrel calibers larger than some of the hills you're stomping on... Overkill is too mild a word.
Moar Dakka is always an acceptable solution.
However, if we a fresh out of titans...
I choose the Mark XXXIII Bolo.
""Allright, Unit DNE of the line. Why did you do it? This is your Commander, Unit DNE. Report! Why did you do it? Now, you knew your position was hopeless, didn`t you? That you`d be destroyed if you held your ground, to say nothing of advancing. Surely you were able to compute that. You were lucky to have the chance to prove yourself."
For a minute I thought old Denny was too far gone to answer. There was just a kind of groan come out of the amplifier. Then it firmed up. General Bates had his cupped behind his ear, but Denny spoke right up.
"Yes, sir."
"You knew what was at stake here. It was the ultimate test of your ability to perform correctly under stress, of your suitability as a weapon of war. You knew that. You knew that General Margrave and old Priss Grace and the press boys all had their eyes on every move you made. So instead of using common sense, you waded into that inferno in defiance of all logic-and destroyed yourself. Right?"
"That is correct, sir."
"Then why? In the name of sanity, tell me WHY! Why, instead of backing out and saving yourself, did you charge? .....Wait a minute, Unit DNE. It just dawned on me. I`ve been underestimating you. You KNEW didn`t you? Your knowledge of human psychology told you they`d break and run, didn`t it?"
"No, sir. On the contrary, I was quite certain that they were as aware as I that they held every advantage."
"Then that leaves me back where I started. Why? What made you risk everything on a hopeless attack? Why did you do it?"
"For the honor of the regiment.""
You can run circles around Tower Knight and Dragon God is a little hard of seeing or tracking at least if they hide behind a tree long enough. Good call on Juggernaut but hope your alound to wear a ballistics suit for the ricochet bouncing of his body.notyouraveragejoe said:
