You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[JLML]

The big spider thingy from crysis. Really, it beats several tanks, how could possibly a bunch of regular soldiers without nano suits stand a chance against it?!?

 

[Volothos]

A reaper, assuming I don't get indoctrinated.
Sure, Cthulu's awesome with making them kill themselves but why not torture them or make them slaves?

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

ME MOUNT GRIMLOCK! GRIMLOCK BURN KILL SQUISH!

enough said.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

Technically, transformers are living creatures.

I'd ride whatever that big one from the original animated movie was called.

grimlock-was his name dat was


*leprechaun dance*

 

[Rhatar Khurin]

Cerberus! (the doggy from hell not the TVR car)

 

[Locko96]

Cthuhlu.

Never thought I'd mention him.

Cthuhlu probably wouldn't like someone riding him...

OT: A mechanized elephant. Yes.

 

[MadeinHell]

Dante from Devil May Cry.

Yes I'm totally serious.

(Weee piggy back ride!)

 

[Macgyvercas]

Probably this guy:

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No your eyes are not tricking you. Yes I am going into battle with Orcus, Demon Prince of Undead as a steed. Why? Because I'm THAT badass.

I see your demon lord and raise you the Prince of the Abbys.

Demogorgon... quake in fear...

I'll see your Demon Prince and raise you a Noble of Nine Hells and the Dark Lord of Mordor.

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MAJOR EDIT: I think S69-5 won. Nothing anyone says can beat what he pulled.

 

[Insomniaku]

Giga Bowser

 

[tehweave]

Hoh-oh from Pokemon Gold and Silver.

Either that or one of those big twilight birds in LOZ: Twilight Princess.

 

[Kaowaul]

How about Chaos, the greek primordial deity of the void that existed before anything else ever existed, plus he created the other primordial deities like Nyx and Erebus, deities of night and shadow respectively


But I still think Yahtzee would be the most devastating

 

[squidbuddy99]

My money's on...

TROGDOOOOOOOOOR!

 

[Abedeus]

A BLU Heavy.

ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD!!!

 

[BabySinclair]

Probably this guy:

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No your eyes are not tricking you. Yes I am going into battle with Orcus, Demon Prince of Undead as a steed. Why? Because I'm THAT badass.

I see your demon lord and raise you the Prince of the Abbys.

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Demogorgon... quake in fear...

I'll raise you a primordial, chained he's still stronger. Welcome Mual-Tar

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But Orcus, Demagorgon and the other demon lords were primordials. Then they whent to live in the abbyss in the abbyss, an especially baddass part of the elemental chaos created by Dagon.

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Over the eons they changed and became even more evil than the other primordials.

More evil but not necessarily more powerful. Demogorgon is lvl 34, Mual-Tar is lvl 35 with his chains attached and weakening him but I digress. I'll just mount the shard of evil that made the Abyss and call it a day. Heck it'll make me a greater demon just by riding it and it is intelligent/alive so all the more fun for me

 

[Skops]

I take them back. someone said Galactus, well that reminded me of something:

BALACTUS!

"Balatus, destroyer of worlds, is ready to destroy worlds"

 

[MasterSteef]

a dalek

Amen to that! As doctor who proved, you can "try" and shoot the eyestalk with an assault rifle but it doesn't really do anything to the dalek.

 

[micky]

the fire lizard from lost planet hell ya!

 

[lostzombies.com]

Stephen Hawking

 

[Bretty]

Your Mom!

Sorry but the thread just opened itself up to this.