You are going into battle against 100 soldiers on the back of a creature, What are you riding?....

[Meshakhad_v1legacy]

Shai-Hulud. Swallow them all in one go.

 

[vivalahelvig]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

I'll will cut you down... WITH A HERRING! (Holy Grail)

Oh screw it, I CHOOSE YOU HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTY!

know what I say to that? ****.

Um..... oh!

Spoiler: My final attempt,probably won't work.

Spoiler: Badass

Spoiler: Even more badass

Now I know I can't ride them but they would be with me riding this.....

Spoiler: Combined there would be more bad-assness than the opposing forces could handle

Then i will match-match-match you with GLADoS! May her deadly neurotoxin and cakes of doom have mercy on thy soul.
Or the landshark.
and HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTYDUKENUKEMSERIOUSSAMCOACHNICKELLISDUALCLONESOFHITLERMYCHARACTERINOBLIVIONANDFALLOUT3SHAQONEILKAZAAMSTEELVIVALAHELVIGremnarMECHAJESUSDONKEYKONGROBOTJESUSRIDINGAPUFFOFSMOKE. I win it all.
HAHAHAAHAH you cant even see most of it, its too awesome for the page!

God-damn it I can't frickin' beat that! What is with you! You can only win!

I am god, my son, you can't beat god, as I only win...I am also Santa Claus.

 

[bulbasaur765]

A big flying saucer that has a highly advanced shield to protect me and itself.

 

[OmegaCheese]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

I'll will cut you down... WITH A HERRING! (Holy Grail)

Oh screw it, I CHOOSE YOU HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTY!

know what I say to that? ****.

Um..... oh!

Spoiler: My final attempt,probably won't work.

Spoiler: Badass

Spoiler: Even more badass

Now I know I can't ride them but they would be with me riding this.....

Spoiler: Combined there would be more bad-assness than the opposing forces could handle

Then i will match-match-match you with GLADoS! May her deadly neurotoxin and cakes of doom have mercy on thy soul.
Or the landshark.
and HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTYDUKENUKEMSERIOUSSAMCOACHNICKELLISDUALCLONESOFHITLERMYCHARACTERINOBLIVIONANDFALLOUT3SHAQONEILKAZAAMSTEELVIVALAHELVIGremnarMECHAJESUSDONKEYKONGROBOTJESUSRIDINGAPUFFOFSMOKE. I win it all.
HAHAHAAHAH you cant even see most of it, its too awesome for the page!

God-damn it I can't frickin' beat that! What is with you! You can only win!

I am god, my son, you can't beat god, as I only win...I am also Santa Claus.

Your Santa Claus? WOW! This year I want a pony, a bicycle, a million dollars and a Porsche.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Your creature cannot fly.

A big flying saucer that has a highly advanced shield to protect me and itself.

You're not really very good at this game, are you?

 

[Perticular Elk]

yiazmat he has 50,000,000 hp. Try beating that puny humans.

Oh God. I remember that fight. It took me like 5 hours. Cheap bastard.

 

[Viking Incognito]

I would use the second dragon from Lair; I always called it Goliath (even thought the game wasn't very good).

 

[vivalahelvig]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

I'll will cut you down... WITH A HERRING! (Holy Grail)

Oh screw it, I CHOOSE YOU HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTY!

know what I say to that? ****.

Um..... oh!

Spoiler: My final attempt,probably won't work.

Spoiler: Badass

Spoiler: Even more badass

Now I know I can't ride them but they would be with me riding this.....

Spoiler: Combined there would be more bad-assness than the opposing forces could handle

Then i will match-match-match you with GLADoS! May her deadly neurotoxin and cakes of doom have mercy on thy soul.
Or the landshark.
and HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTYDUKENUKEMSERIOUSSAMCOACHNICKELLISDUALCLONESOFHITLERMYCHARACTERINOBLIVIONANDFALLOUT3SHAQONEILKAZAAMSTEELVIVALAHELVIGremnarMECHAJESUSDONKEYKONGROBOTJESUSRIDINGAPUFFOFSMOKE. I win it all.
HAHAHAAHAH you cant even see most of it, its too awesome for the page!

God-damn it I can't frickin' beat that! What is with you! You can only win!

I am god, my son, you can't beat god, as I only win...I am also Santa Claus.

Your Santa Claus? WOW! This year I want a pony, a bicycle, a million dollars and a Porsche.

Were you good this year? And do you deserve it AFTER YOU TRIED TO BEAT ME EH?

 

[Summerspeak]

I would use a half born butterfly with broken wings. Why? Because I'm hardcore

 

[Kaowaul]

The Tarrasque. What's a Tarrasque, you may ask?

'Nuff said.

I don't know what it's from, but i want one.

It's from D&D (Dungeons and Dragons). It's basically one of the strongest creatures in existance and can't be killed. It would have literally no trouble taking out 100 soldiers. It could swallow towns for months without anyone taking it down. The only downside is that it's slow as hell.

Not a Tarrasque, THE Tarrasque, only one exists, so it's immortal to time, and able to regenerate and has DR that only lvl 21 and up can get past, and lvl 20 is hard to get to, since most campaigns only go from lvl 2-6 up to 16-20, it's not something you fight, it's something you run from, run far away, like a different plane away

 

[Kaowaul]

I would be riding "Mad Jack" Churchill.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html

Top that.

The only man during WW2 to get a confirmed longbow kill. Also, he charged a bunker with a claymore.

A Canadian soldier is also up there with that guy, His nickname was Smokey, he drove off several tanks and a group of enemy troops with only 1 gun and several grenades, he managed to save his comrade, he died from old age a few years back

 

[Idlemessiah]

A prowlgrin.

You sir, have made my day! It's not very often I come across another Edge Chronicles fan

OT: I'd be standing on the shoulders of Eddie Riggs from Brutal Legend. With the power of our guitar solos combined, nothing shall stand before the METAL! \m/

="gxs" post="9.192133.6065963"]I would be riding "Mad Jack" Churchill.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html

Top that.

Actually I think this has to be the winner.

 

[imaloony]

Not a Tarrasque, THE Tarrasque, only one exists, so it's immortal to time, and able to regenerate and has DR that only lvl 21 and up can get past, and lvl 20 is hard to get to, since most campaigns only go from lvl 2-6 up to 16-20, it's not something you fight, it's something you run from, run far away, like a different plane away

I did say "The" Tarrasque.

And it is technically possible for there to be more than one Tarrasque in some RPs, but in that case, all the Tarrasque's would just kill each other until only one remained.

 

[The Austin]

Fire Beast.

 

[KiruTheMant]

Mitorcycle with something to play badass music with built in guns/lance.

 

[Devon Dent]

A nightmare from D&D the only reason i sa this is because i have been in this situation.

 

[OmegaCheese]

A SQUIRREL! The mightiest of creatures.

(Night at the Museum 2 reference)

I will match you with a rabbit! (Monty Python's Holy Grail reference)

I respond with my pet cat, she's a ninja kitty, she can teleport through closed doors, and she has 2 extra claws, 1 on each front paw, the ones they claw with the most, plus she's cute and that stops the soldiers

I will match you with a lazer cat ( doomsday arcade reference)
NOTE: my last post with this didnt have the quote sooooo...

I'll will cut you down... WITH A HERRING! (Holy Grail)

Oh screw it, I CHOOSE YOU HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTY!

know what I say to that? ****.

Um..... oh!

Spoiler: My final attempt,probably won't work.

Spoiler: Badass

Spoiler: Even more badass

Now I know I can't ride them but they would be with me riding this.....

Spoiler: Combined there would be more bad-assness than the opposing forces could handle

Then i will match-match-match you with GLADoS! May her deadly neurotoxin and cakes of doom have mercy on thy soul.
Or the landshark.
and HEAVYGORDONFREEMANDEMOSKHANGODHIDDENALYXVORTIGAUNTRABBITLAZERCATHERRINGNINJAKITTYDUKENUKEMSERIOUSSAMCOACHNICKELLISDUALCLONESOFHITLERMYCHARACTERINOBLIVIONANDFALLOUT3SHAQONEILKAZAAMSTEELVIVALAHELVIGremnarMECHAJESUSDONKEYKONGROBOTJESUSRIDINGAPUFFOFSMOKE. I win it all.
HAHAHAAHAH you cant even see most of it, its too awesome for the page!

God-damn it I can't frickin' beat that! What is with you! You can only win!

I am god, my son, you can't beat god, as I only win...I am also Santa Claus.

Your Santa Claus? WOW! This year I want a pony, a bicycle, a million dollars and a Porsche.

Were you good this year? And do you deserve it AFTER YOU TRIED TO BEAT ME EH?

Um, I've been good, if I grovel at your feet can I?

 

[atled3]

A bull rancor from star wars.

 

[BadAssPope]

A prowlgrin.

You sir, have made my day! It's not very often I come across another Edge Chronicles fan

Excellent, I was hoping someone would know what one was As soon as I saw the question this was what popped into my head!