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Ruedyn

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Lonewolfm16 said:
Turn myself in for scientific testing, but make a big media event of it so that I can demand that the public get to check up on me every month or so to prevent abuses, then see if they can determine what made me immortal and use it for the greater good. Woohoo! Alturism! The common good! Science! Also demand a salary of at least $35,000.00 a year. Lab rats gotta get paid too.
It's not really altruism, we can support immortals AND an ever growing population. You'd either destroy the earth, or make us outlaw sex. I don't want to live in either of these places.
 

SuperSuperSuperGuy

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I'd relax for a couple decades and just do things. I have all the time in the world; I have the time to do everything I'd ever wanted, such as get fit, learn martial arts, learn the ways of the sword, learn marksmanship, learn how to play music, etc. I'd find an easy way to use my immortality to make a crapload of money, too, possibly through illegitimate means.

Then, I'd go on a journey of discovery and experience. I would go everywhere and learn of every culture by staying there for brief periods of time, Kino's Journey-style, though maybe for a bit longer and it wouldn't be so much jumping from country to country as from city to city. I wouldn't tell anyone my name, though; I'd let them call me whatever they want to call me.

After that, I'd be Batman, but with more swords.

Then I'd go rogue and become a savage outlaw.
 

revjor

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Rawne1980 said:
revjor said:
Rawne1980 said:
I'd take over the world.

I'm immortal, who the fracks going to stop me?
someone with a jail? it's not like you have any other powers
Aye but i'm hardly going to walk into jail myself.

They have to get me there and force isn't going to get them anywhere.
I'm pretty sure a large enough group of people could do what ever they want to you.
 

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BurnedOutMyEyes said:
Get stuck.
Scream for eternity.
You could just eat some oranges and it would be k :3

OT: I would watch civilizations rise and fall, all the while trying to not go insane after hundreds and thousands of years.
 

Rawne1980

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revjor said:
I'm pretty sure a large enough group of people could do what ever they want to you.
That sounds far more kinky than I assume you meant it to sound.
 

Xman490

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I would play video games all the time, but also use myself as a power source for that and other people.

Of course, I'd take vacations occasionally. After all, I wouldn't have to eat nor worry about being predated or otherwise torn apart.
 

CommanderL

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I would Travel the world And enjoy life going by many names by many people I would also start making money and putting people in high places I would pull the strings of the world I would also start a relgion in my name and as the time goes on more and more people will follow the way of the man
 

Trippy Turtle

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I would probably eat take-away a lot and not feel bad about spending my life playing games. Being immortal is something I really want. I know everyone says it would suck when everyone you know dies and you would end up all alone but still. I don't really look forward to dying and if worst comes to worst I am sure I could train myself to sleep for eons at a time when I am all alone.
 

Vausch

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If I'm understanding right, I'd be invulnerable, correct?

Well the big reason I've never wanted to join the army is fear of death, but with that I'd go straight for it. Might never get a purple heart but knowing I can't die would just give me reason to join the bomb squad and focus on hand-to-hand combat.

"And that kids, is how I killed a suicide bomber with another suicide bomber."

Otherwise invest money and start travelling the world to learn how to be a human weapon. Figure 50 years as a monk in China learning Shaolin kung fu wouldn't raise suspicion, they'd probably just think I attained some new form of enlightenment.
 

Oly J

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I'd find the power-dealer from "Misfits" and swap my immortality for something else, like power over all forms of energy, that would be awesome
 

LG Jargon

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Lonewolfm16 said:
Also demand a salary of at least $35,000.00 a year. Lab rats gotta get paid too.
$35k a year? That's...not all that much. Unless you meant $3,500,000, then alright.

Me? I'd start up a Kickstarter or something to buy a ride up to the International Space Station. I'd ask to go on a space walk with the astronauts if there would be a need for it, you know, to assist them. Once I get out there, however, I'd point myself towards Earth. The last thing I'd say before all communication was cut off?

"Hey, Baumgartner! SUCK MY (deep inhale) diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--"

After I peel myself out of the cartoonish indent I made in the ground, I'd go get myself a cheesesteak with ketchup and extra cheese. And a root beer....Or maybe a Guinness.
 

Lonewolfm16

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LG Jargon said:
Lonewolfm16 said:
Also demand a salary of at least $35,000.00 a year. Lab rats gotta get paid too.
$35k a year? That's...not all that much. Unless you meant $3,500,000, then alright.

Me? I'd start up a Kickstarter or something to buy a ride up to the International Space Station. I'd ask to go on a space walk with the astronauts if there would be a need for it, you know, to assist them. Once I get out there, however, I'd point myself towards Earth. The last thing I'd say before all communication was cut off?

"Hey, Baumgartner! SUCK MY (deep inhale) diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--"

After I peel myself out of the cartoonish indent I made in the ground, I'd go get myself a cheesesteak with ketchup and extra cheese. And a root beer....Or maybe a Guinness.
I know, I intended it to be a fairly small salary. I figure I will proably get room and board along with food and utilities and the like so I won't need much, and that way the majority of the money can go to experimentation, while I can have a comfortable salary with which to buy random stuff not covered by the lab.
 

Satan

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Get better at riding my unicycle, riding for two years but if I couldn't die I would ride over cliffs to impress people.
 

Starik20X6

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xPixelatedx said:
Surprising I am giving one of the first serious answers, but 'nothing'. I would do absolutely nothing. Perhaps quietly amass a fortune over time to assure my endless life is comfortable. There is a good reason immortals never draw attention to themselves in all works of fiction.
Yeah, I'm thinking one would have to be constantly on the move, never resting in one spot for too long. A long string of fake IDs, being sure to register the deaths so as not to arouse suspicion.

To that end, I would become The Man With No Name. Forever wandering, battling corruption and injustice wherever I went. Bring down drug cartels, shatter sex-slave trading operations, that sort of thing.
 

Hagi

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Climb to the top of Mount Everest in a thin loose white robe and sit meditating on the very peak of it, waiting for a group of mountain climbers to come along.

Then ramble some vague abstract things at them and see if it starts a new world religion with pilgrims visiting me on my mountain-top.