Lonewolfm16 said:
Also demand a salary of at least $35,000.00 a year. Lab rats gotta get paid too.
$35k a year? That's...not all that much. Unless you meant $3,500,000, then alright.
Me? I'd start up a Kickstarter or something to buy a ride up to the International Space Station. I'd ask to go on a space walk with the astronauts if there would be a need for it, you know, to assist them. Once I get out there, however, I'd point myself towards Earth. The last thing I'd say before all communication was cut off?
"Hey, Baumgartner! SUCK MY (deep inhale) diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii--"
After I peel myself out of the cartoonish indent I made in the ground, I'd go get myself a cheesesteak with ketchup and extra cheese. And a root beer....Or maybe a Guinness.