You are immortal.
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Spend the rest of my eternal life being a scientist and learning everything there is to know about everything, then using my knowledge to develops stuff just for myself and watch the rest of the world go by while i have better technology.
Anything else just comes normally, watch people die and develop a bunch of sons via cloning of whom I will name every single one 'Riley' and each one shall have a designated number and I will look forward to the day where I can say "Good morning Riley 3546, I created you but I will always outlive you and watch you die and it now means nothing to me anymore." and laugh evilly as I see his horrified expression.
Once I get old for a normal human (65 etc) I'll abuse the hell out of the pension system and claim to be retired for the rest of my eternal life to make me money. During this time I will also right inaccurate history books about the past since I'll be the only one who knows what really happen and make history seem a more fun than it was and make up things like "So in 2005 Barrack Obama invaded Buckingham palace, with the great general Gorden Brown defending it in one of the old fashioned 'tanks'"
And basically ruin the world's history as we know it with misinformation etc.
Also out of interest when you say regenerate what do you mean? So like you lost a finger you'd grow it back or what?
Anything else just comes normally, watch people die and develop a bunch of sons via cloning of whom I will name every single one 'Riley' and each one shall have a designated number and I will look forward to the day where I can say "Good morning Riley 3546, I created you but I will always outlive you and watch you die and it now means nothing to me anymore." and laugh evilly as I see his horrified expression.
Once I get old for a normal human (65 etc) I'll abuse the hell out of the pension system and claim to be retired for the rest of my eternal life to make me money. During this time I will also right inaccurate history books about the past since I'll be the only one who knows what really happen and make history seem a more fun than it was and make up things like "So in 2005 Barrack Obama invaded Buckingham palace, with the great general Gorden Brown defending it in one of the old fashioned 'tanks'"
And basically ruin the world's history as we know it with misinformation etc.
Also out of interest when you say regenerate what do you mean? So like you lost a finger you'd grow it back or what?
I'd just keep trying to enjoy life. If stuff got boring, I'd go for a total change of scenery. If I got utterly bored of the human experience, I'd use the money I'd have accumulated to have myself utterly disintergrated in a nuclear reactor so I couldn't regenerate.
learn every old age joke ever created and laugh as everyone else cant chase after you.
then breakfast does sound like a good idea
then breakfast does sound like a good idea
Immortal in sense of not dying in old age or disease but still vulnerable to being stabbed trough guts
or
The OMGIJUSTTOOKLAMPPOSTTROUGHMYSTOMACHON300THBIRTHDAYANDCANTFEELTHING.
aka. the overpowered immortality.
If first i would dedicate myself in studying since i would not be in hurry
If second become super villain and take over the world with army of steam robots and zeppelins.
Targetting canada first because healtcare there is nice and then switzerland and after those... every other country except texas for lolz to see if they would start ressistance which i would enjoy to troll.
or
The OMGIJUSTTOOKLAMPPOSTTROUGHMYSTOMACHON300THBIRTHDAYANDCANTFEELTHING.
aka. the overpowered immortality.
If first i would dedicate myself in studying since i would not be in hurry
If second become super villain and take over the world with army of steam robots and zeppelins.
Targetting canada first because healtcare there is nice and then switzerland and after those... every other country except texas for lolz to see if they would start ressistance which i would enjoy to troll.
build up some cash for a few years then when the tech becomes available buy/build a nice space ship and travel the stars! 
I would take up an activity like acting, writing, drawing etc since I got all the time to master it.
Honestly, I would live my life without fear of death, take more risks; I would be more outgoing. However, when I reach to age of 100, I will destroy my self. Everyone I grew up with will be on their way out or are already dead. As I see it, immortality won't be too fun without any one to share it with.
Note: I say self-destruction as opposed to suicide because normal methods of suicide won't be able to circumvent unlimited regeneration. Every cell would need to be destroyed simultaneously to ensure actual death.
Note: I say self-destruction as opposed to suicide because normal methods of suicide won't be able to circumvent unlimited regeneration. Every cell would need to be destroyed simultaneously to ensure actual death.
Damn. I thought the thread said "immoral" - which sounded like a more interesting topic. Still, this one is neat. Let's see...
Is it the kind you can pass on? Cause, if so, awesome. I could use me some healing nanobots.
If not... is there a way for me to die (decapitation, etc?) so that, when I grow weary and disgusted with my existence in some thousand years or so, I can end it?
Is it the kind you can pass on? Cause, if so, awesome. I could use me some healing nanobots.
If not... is there a way for me to die (decapitation, etc?) so that, when I grow weary and disgusted with my existence in some thousand years or so, I can end it?
