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Biosophilogical

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Smitington said:
I think I would eat breakfast.
Okay, let's have a thought experiment. If you can regrow an arm in a week (as per the OPs specifications), does that mean that doing resistance training (muscle building) would be near-instantaneous? So you lift a weight and you instantly heal all the newly formed tears? And what about bone strength and stuff. Could you do impact training without the negative effect of f***ing voer your ligaments?

If so, I'd probably join the military. After all, immortal, can't die, regenerate from damage (meaning no being paralysed or losing a leg or something), and it would be one of the most physically challenging things I could do (and when you can easily become physically awesome, why not try and push yourself, there isn't exactly a risk). And you know, defending your country is another bonus (if you like your country and consider it worthwhile joining the military to defend it), and if you are there, then whoever would ahve been there instead of you doesn't risk death. So everytime you 'die' or are severely injured, you probably just saved someone else from a fate that you can't have.

Also, the physical and combat training would be nice to have for when you leave (you could then branch out into other physical activities like parkour, sports, law enforcement, superheroism, vigilante justice-type stuff.
 

kinggamecat

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Hmmm tough one, are there other immortals than myself? Anyways I guess I'd fight crime lol become a super hero XD
 

babinro

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I'd be mighty depressed by this. I've effectively gone from retiring in 30 years to never retiring at all...unless I should be lucky enough to win a massive lottery.

It's like I've died and gone to hell.
 

Drunkenclam

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I would live out my youth then publicly kill myself and once I regenerated I would flee the country, start a new life and never return...
 

PinochetIsMyBro

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Conquer the world, unite humanity by force. Purge everyone I don't like.

Spread out into space and crush the xenos. Start wars for laughs. Typical God Emperor stuff.
 

GLo Jones

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I'd be the happiest I'd ever been, as my only true fear in life would have been rendered invalid.

I'd then probably invest in some elaborate insurance scam.
 

-Ulven-

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Probably find a way to profit off it ... wait. I woudl fuck up religion by claiming I was the messiah of ALL of them! YES!! Noone could prove me wrong. I would make shittons of money out of gullible people (mainly scientology followers) and fuck the worldbalance. Then I would go and become lord of Africa and bring the third world to a new era with my power...

Or just stay at home and play PC.
 

someonehairy-ish

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Become insanely awesome at guitar, drums and bass. Learn some new languages, yadda yadda. I dunno, I'd just master new things one at a time forever.

Kama sutra too maybe :) ahhhh
Oh crap I'm not really immortal... damn.
 

Littlee300

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Well I guess I would become a doctor for my early years because if my patients need a kidney I will just be like "One second, let me cut out mine..." And become rich enough to do something more exciting.
 

mooncalf

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I think I'd go for a walk, cross country, cross oceans, mountains, everywhere, I'd just walk all over for decades.
 

Midnight Crossroads

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Invest in a lot of long term bonds. Open some savings accounts. Drive to the nearest beach and sit on my ass for a few years. Learn to surf or something while I'm there. I've got eternity to get things done. I may as well wait.
 

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Arqus_Zed said:
Does this also mean I am invulnerable?

If so, well then excuse me while I go conquer the earth!

If no, then I'm just gonna go on and lead my life till the end of days... Maybe stock up on some vases and stuff, then sell them again after hundreds of years as antiques. Easy money.
You sir,sound like an immortal with a plan.

OT:Just seek out every bit of knowledge the universe has to offer and eat bacon all the time.
 

XxSummonerxX

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I would run around with Friday playing on infinite loop on some kind of loud portable audio device.
I would laugh as people attempted to strangle me.

Or I would kick a cop in the balls. It's all good.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Well at first it would be great, Id be able to screw around and make money and have a good old time and knowing that id be able to travel the world and see it all......But at some point betweeen the time when A) everyone else notices im not aging B) when everyone I ever loved and cared about starts growing old and dying of natural causes C) when those who were infants at the time of my discovery start to die of old age I'll probably start to go insane and thinking of horrible things to subject myself too(1 way trips to mars, volunteering to be dissected, swimming with cement shoes in a lake, hand myself over to scientists, find a way to be stand at the epicenter of an atomic bomb blast, or just live 4ever clad in a straight jacket in an asylum in a 4th world country) or maybe I'll see if I can share this gift of immortality with friends and family (but if I do they may also start going crazy eventually to and Im not sure I'd want to subject anyone to that)
 

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Arqus_Zed said:
Does this also mean I am invulnerable?

If so, well then excuse me while I go conquer the earth!
Due to your lack of super-strength, and limited ammunition, you are eventually captured and, after capital punishment fails, imprisoned. You will never get out, and never die. Enjoy!

Me, if I discovered I was immortal? I'd be very, very upset. I'd immediately begin searching for a way to die, Lazarus Churchyard style.