sniper shoots me, respawn i cry in a corner, scout beats me to death with a baseball bat, i respawn, i try to pass my baseball enema while the demo man has me hold some ammo for a few seconds, confused i respawn again only to get trampled by the heavy, again confused and back at base the medic tries to help me and accidently shoots me in the face with a sack of syringes, again waking up i ask a friendly looking engineer for help unknowlingly entering the firing field of his turret, i again wake up and just sit in my corner weeping before the spy guts me horribly and laughs, this time i decide to hide in a closet with is promptly lit on fire somehow(probably a pyro damn it), this time waking up i find myself drafted by a soldier in a helmet, i die horribly 30 seconds later trying to pickup a bazooka with my skinny nerdarms.