You are now a princess

[2fish]

However it seems that you were so stunned that you just turned into a princess that you failed to notice the Disney van that pulled up behind you. You are hit over the head and wake up in a tower/castle/ Disney princess prison. Besides the massive headache you have a major problem you now must live forever in this Disney plot until your prince comes to save you. Your little fairy friend, apart from being annoying, tells you that she can contact one person for you. Who do you call to rescue you? Please be sure to tell us a few things:

Who is your prince?
Do you let him kiss you?
Do you get married?
Is it happily ever after?
Other thoughts?

I would call Rorschach because if he did show up it would be one hell of a rescue. He could kiss me only if he kept the mask on. I don?t think he is the marrying type so I don?t think we would get married so no happily ever after for me. I do think if he showed up he would really hurt the Disney people who put me in this predicament and that would be worth it for me.

Blame Disney for this thread, they keep poping up ads for their new movie tangled.

 

[Emperor Platypus]

I'd like to know what the heck they did with my masculinity and who I'd have to kill to get it back.

 

[Corpse XxX]

If i turned into a woman i would probably be lesbian..

I would call the A-team to rescue me, or chuck norris..

i would kiss a dude in a life or death situation..

 

[Kialee]

Can...can I call another princess to rescue me?
I don't think Disney would approve, so I'm hesitant to put much thought into it.

 

[GrimTuesday]

I would call in the Juggernaut. Why cause he's the Juggernaught *****. I don't think I would kiss or marry him because you see I have a no dudes policy. Instead I would get transformed back into my manly self and become his sidekick, Ricktor, then we would exact retribution on Disney and free everyone else.

 

[Raikov]

Genghis Khan, for rather obvious reasons.

 

[Kialee]

I don't need a man. I'M A FUCKING PRINCESS.

I take back my question and instead declare my approval for this mindset.
PRINCESS ARMY, UNITE!
but first, pedicures

 

[PureChaos]

I would call in the Juggernaut. Why cause he's the Juggernaught *****. I don't think I would kiss or marry him because you see I have a no dudes policy. Instead I would get transformed back into my manly self and become his sidekick, Ricktor, then we would exact retribution on Disney and free everyone else.

X-Men: The Last Stand reference?


if i'm now a princess it looks like the sex change operation didn't work

 

[tomtom94]

I would be quite irritated about being in another castle.
Tehe.
Then I call in Batman.
Of course I don't kiss/marry/shag him, because he's the GODDAMNED BATMAN.
(this is the Bale Batman not Clooney)

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well, due to some plot twist, I turn out to be the villain behind all villains, luring the hero so I can get rid of him/her/it before I start my real evil plan.

 

[Icehearted]

Who is your prince?
Do you let him kiss you?
Do you get married?
Is it happily ever after?
Other thoughts?

Christina Hendricks
Is that a trick question?
Don't have to, I'm a very progressive princess.
I doubt it since being a princess means I'm probably an entitled *****.
I feel very angry that I just referred to myself as a very progressive princess.

That's it, I'm going to bed :/

 

[GrimTuesday]

I would call in the Juggernaut. Why cause he's the Juggernaught *****. I don't think I would kiss or marry him because you see I have a no dudes policy. Instead I would get transformed back into my manly self and become his sidekick, Ricktor, then we would exact retribution on Disney and free everyone else.

X-Men: The Last Stand reference?


if i'm now a princess it looks like the sex change operation didn't work

Yes ser/madam. That line was the only good part of that pile of crap.

 

[PureChaos]

I would call in the Juggernaut. Why cause he's the Juggernaught *****. I don't think I would kiss or marry him because you see I have a no dudes policy. Instead I would get transformed back into my manly self and become his sidekick, Ricktor, then we would exact retribution on Disney and free everyone else.

X-Men: The Last Stand reference?


if i'm now a princess it looks like the sex change operation didn't work

Yes ser/madam. That line was the only good part of that pile of crap.

i thought the film was great, best one of the trilogy. that was a good line

 

[UBERfionn]

I'd poke my new found breasts for a few hours and then call Beatrix Kiddo.
She'd get me out of the tower.

 

[DC_Josh]

Walk up and down in front of a mirror.

Or, if it really happened, freak out, look on wikipedia to figure out how being a woman works and cry a lot (because its cool to do that when your a girl).

My prince would have to be Nathan Fillion, because I think the transition would be easy for me. Or Noel Fielding, because he looks like a girl anyway and I could probably trick myself.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'd call Johnny Yong Bosch to save my ass, because that man is AWESOME!

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Who is your prince? The Doctor

Do you let him kiss you? Of course!

Do you get married? Probably not.

Is it happily ever after? For awhile.

Other thoughts? Nothing else comes to mind...