Well, I'm already a princess, and I'm waiting for my cool, punk girlfriend (she has tattoos, and she kisses other girls, and spiky hair, and a nose ring, she's really cute, and cool, and she has "I kissed a girl" on her walkman, she doesn't have an iPod because she's retro) to break me out of my shell and show me the world outside. So, I'll keep doing that, I guess.
Oh, and I'll have Kitty Pryde break me out, and unite me with my sweetheart, as portrayed by Ellen Page. Or, wait, no, we'll keep the castle, and form a cool kingdom there, getting rid of all the Disney folk. Kitty can have her friends take care of those.
Of course it's happily ever after, don't be silly, how could it not be?
Other thoughts? Ehm... What do I win?