You are now a Super Saiyan

[Biosophilogical]

Well, I used to have blonde hair as a child, so it'd be nice to go back to that, also the hair always seems to be in an acceptbale style as a super-saiyan, so that'd be a plus too. I'd probably go into Avatar: The Last Airbender (T.V. series), and take out the firelord just after Zuko joins Aang (because you'd need someone who wasn't a dick to take the throne, and post-Aang Zuko is a good choice). Or maybe I'd go into the movie and show them how action scenes should be done.

Am I stuck in super saiyan form? Because I'm pretty sure Gohan and Goku had some domestic issues when they tried that (broken glasses, dishes, tables, walls, etc).

 

[aba1]

I would laugh at all the weak humans ... then get back to work

 

[NickCooley]

Take over the world of course! If something as pithy as Gallet Gun can destroy a planet but not kill a Super Saiyan all conventional arms would be worthless. I'd casually stroll from country to country fucking their shit up.

Then I'd start the fiction jumping. Starting with Game of Thrones, I'd butcher every Lannister except Tyrion. Oath Breakers, King Slayers and treacherous snakes don't deserve their power! Winter is Coming!

 

[Chris646]

I go into Mine Craft, of course, and kill all the creepers.

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Loom over the planet looking for people who walk cats on a leash. Then kill them.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

really? no one here is going to stand in front of a mirror, powering up and powering down, watching your hair change going "blonde, not blonde. blonde, not blonde"

Well, this was going to be part of my answer.

And I'd be desperately trying to find something to make my hair not go uber-spiky whenever I went Super-Saiyan. I don't think I could rock the look, really.

But, after that, if I had to go into a movie/game, I'd probably go into... hm. Probably Dynasty Warriors. Take that, Lu Bu.

 

[GundamSentinel]

I'd probably kamehameha the Deathstar to scrap. Can't really think of any real challenges for a Super Saiyan outside of the Dragonball universe...

"Ah yes, Reapers. I will soon dismiss that claim."

That's actually a very good one. Reapers? No Reapers here... ^^

 

[Hugga_Bear]

Screw games.

Demonstrate my supreme power to the world.
Challenge Chuck Norris.
Purposefully lose for teh lulz.

Go to wars everywhere and steal everyones guns. Make a giant FUCK WAR sign out of guns.
Drop sign on anyone who tries to fight.

Kidnap David Cameron.
Seal him in random cave in Afghanistan.

You know. Fun stuff coupled with a bit of peacekeeping and stopping the world from going to shit.
I'd totes kidnap Gaddafi and make him sit trial too.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

The real question is: Do I get a fast spaceship?

If so, this planet is gonna explode in 5 minutes.

If not get the dragonballs, become immortal and then blow up the planet.

Who needs a spaceship when you have instant transmission?

 

[Smooth Operator]

I think we would have some fun times in Twilight, I would whoop the sparkle off their emo asses.

Next on my list would be Anakin Crywalker, I'd give him something to cry about.

 

[Ubermetalhed]

Rule the fucking galaxy clearly.

No way would I use my power for good. Super Saiyan on Earth = God.

EDIT: Didn't read the original post properly although I'd still be a complete nob in some movie set on Earth or just become the new sin in Final Fantasy X.

 

[Arionis]

really? no one here is going to stand in front of a mirror, powering up and powering down, watching your hair change going "blonde, not blonde. blonde, not blonde"

My hair is already blonde. 8/

OP: I'd.....apply at Gamestop.

"What makes you feel qualified?"

"I'm a Super Saiyan."

".......you're hired, but not during the full moon."

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd go get a haircut, and possibly go punch some people.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Loom over the planet looking for people who walk cats on a leash. Then kill them.

I lol'd.

OT: Okay, new content for a new post ... ... ... I'd ... do ... something. :./

I know! If a spider-man symbiote boosts the powers of the host, then I could probably go into the Spiderman universe and get me one of them, making me freakishly over-powered (and I'm sure if I did the research I could find a Spidey-universe where the symbiotes didn't mind-control me), and if I'm lucky it might not be a full-body suit thing, I might just be able to have it as an awesome looking jacket, or get it disguised as a tattoo, you know, something that doesn't scream "I'm some gooey, space-freak-thing!".

After that I'd probably just avoid the DBZ universe so that I don't get absorbed or possessed by any of the post-android enemies (and in that universe being a Super Saiyan doesn't mean much unless you can turn into a bare-chested, red-haired, gorilla-man as well) while flitting between whatever universe takes my fancy grabbing some uber-powered stuff (like something to make me immortal, a cool sword to swing around, any RPG pouch that can carry a billion things yet take up the same space as a large book, a book of magic for those situations that super-strength/-speed, flight and energy blasts just aren't well suited for, maybe grab some enchanted rings and stuff from various games/books so that I can give other people powers too (or fill in any remaining practicality gaps left by magic and saiyan-powers).

 

[Kl4pp5tuhl]

Hentai?

I go into Mine Craft, of course, and kill all the creepers.

Now that you mention it, is there a DBZ Minecraft Mod? I bet there is...

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Go into Twilight and show them EXACTLY what a New Moon does..

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I have a list prepared for just such an occasion: I'd poke one guy I know to death (he deserves it) I'd then kick Michael Bay in the crotch and finally, I'd probably keep doing what I'm doing now

 

[bulldogftw]

Eat a top hat.

 

[MrFluffy-X]

One of the DBZ games...so I can have a challenge....or maybe the DBZ evolution movie to show them how its really done...and then kill em all