You are now a supervillain. What kind of villain are you?

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RedEyesBlackGamer

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My power would be telekinesis. I'd be meta as hell. One liners, terrible puns, constantly pointing out tropes, giving my henchman name tags that say "Henchman #1", "Henchman #2", "Bob",etc. And I'd monologue all the time. I'll even set up video diaries around my lab for heroes to find explaining my rise to power. Oooh, maybe host a game show where the winner becomes my arch nemesis. This would be positively delightful.
 

waj9876

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I'd take over the multiverse. Or that's what I tell all my underlings. What I really plan to do is gain the ability to go into different universes, even fictional ones, and then leave them to take the fall and have awesome adventures in my favorite fictional universes.

First stop, Dragon Ball Z world. I give Goku or someone else a sob story about how I want to use the Dragon Balls to bring back my dead lover. And then I betray them all and wish for immortality. Or the ability to freely travel universes if I couldn't already do so.

Second stop...well, that's a secret.
 

Superior Mind

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I'd be a control-themed supervillain. One who worked in the background to control global affairs. Sort of like Rupert Murdoch but more subtle and less evil.
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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Heh heh heh heh heh. Let the world be warned: All who oppose me...

 

God's Clown

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I would become a necessary evil to save humanity from themselves. Human's are capable of good and evil, I would control them fleshbags so they are only capable of the good. A balance must be maintained, good and evil, I will be the whole evil, allowing the miserable piles of filth to be whole good.
 

Thaluikhain

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008Zulu said:
Oh no, I'm not falling for this again. Last time I ended up with my volcano lair in ruins because a suave super spy turned my second in command, a buxom sexy female assassin, against me.

I mean really, is conquering the world to establish a benevolent dictatorship that big of a crime?
Obvious solution to this, be the buxom sexy female assassin. Either she turns against her boss and gets forgiven of all her crimes by the hero, or she can just eat him. She doesn't have to decide right away either.
 

piinyouri

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I've went over it in my head numerous times before and I'm sure if you gave me super powers I would be Vader without the physical deformities and hardware.

Basically I would use my strength to force, subvert, control who or whatever I need to for this world to finally make sense.
 

Lieju

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I wouldn't be interested in taking over anything, too much work.
But I would have to probably 'steal' equipment and test subjects for my research.
But since it would all be for science, I'd actually be a hero...

I guess I could give my ferret superpowers and intelligence and she could be a master thief?
 

Oinodaemon

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I'd go completely insane and rampage across the Earth using my super powers to ravage everything in sight. I have this image of flipping over an entire street filled with police cars, while hovering ten feet off the ground.

But if I didn't go crazy, I don't think I could be a true villain, I'd use my powers to be all heroic and shit. I mean, I'd definitely kill people, but only those who are so violent/twisted that they actually need to be put down.
 

Mid Boss

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I'd take over the world. Without a question that would be my ultimate goal. Because people are stupid, easily manipulated, and thus can't be trusted to choose their own leaders.

I'd impose regulated child birth on the planet limiting children to one per couple. Birth control of all kinds will be free for everyone. Stupidity would be illegal and would get you sent to education camps where you will not be allowed to leave until you are brought up to speed in science, math, history, politics, and critical thinking. Massive funding would go to alternative fuel research and projects. I'd take away the political and legal power corporations have accumulated for themselves.

I'd be an anti-corporate, pro-environmentalist, socialist tyrant.
 

Bat Vader

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First I would hire Ex-Special Forces members from Seal Team Six, Delta Force, the SAS, GIGN, ETC to act as my body guards and small private army. After that I would become a Mad Scientist and make anything like robots, clones, and/or genetic mutations. Once those are complete I would then sell them to the highest bidder and make a lot of good money from it.
 

Scarim Coral

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I start off small by robbing a few banks and once I had gather enough cash, I will raise an empire. After I got an army of followers/ henchmen and aswell other resource like tech or other influences I will rule the world. By then I would become greedy and power mad believing I can run the planet better than the world leaders!
 

Bruce

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I would take the power of mind control.

As a villain I would recognise that the rise of a hero who could stop me would be all but inevitable. Thus I would pose as a victim to one of my victims. I would then engineer the rise of a group of heroes to oppose me, making it appear as though one conventionally heroic looking figure could overcome my mind control powers and free others from them.

I would then insinuate myself with the heroes' team, pretending that the hero freed me. Using my powers I would then make myself appear useful to the team, and set up my 'hero' to win using what appears to be mind control, which would corrupt him into being my replacement puppet.

While doing this I would express reservations about his 'strange behaviour' to the others of the heroic group, right up until faking getting a warning out to them as I get 'brainwashed' by their former leader and messiah figure.

With my replacement puppet in place, I would permanently remain in the background controlling events, and with my 'heroic' sacrifice any attempts to take down the 'villain' would include the aim of rescuing me.
 

Quellist

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I'd be a thief with the ability to create totally believable illusions (even affecting cameras)which I'd use to cover my deeds in the most insane way possible....robbing an Art Gallery? Let's have the subject of those pictures come alive and rampage around!

A bank heist? Let's have Stalin, Hilter and Groucho Marx charge in dressed as Santa and armed with guns that shoot sausages!

You get the idea...
 

ArithianFlame

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It's a shame this is the age it is. I'd love to run around in big scary armor with a soul-devouring sword.
 

Last Hugh Alive

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I've always wanted to be the inconspicuous "It was ME all along!" type of villain you only find out about when it's too late. I'm more of a plot device.
 

Sofus

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1. Declare myself dictator of my country.
2. Take control of the European Union.
3. Start mass production of nuclear weapons.
4. Nuke the third world along with Russia and China.
5. Sit back and relax.
 

Daverson

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I would perform seemingly impossible heists simple to prove... something? I feel that stealing stuff people think is unstealable would prove something important. And I'm not talking about stuff like the crown jewels, either. I mean stuff like stealing the English language, the Moon or everyone's (and I mean everyone) sofa.