You are now in control of an army of Zombies

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Ix Rebound

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Jan 10, 2012
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No you are not infected yourself, you have free will
If a zombie bites a person, they turn in 10 minutes
They are not headshot zombies, they are like the ones from left 4 dead
Yes they can run
no special zombies! ie. Tank

So what would you do escapists?
 

Zhukov

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Dec 29, 2009
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Muzzle them and hire them out as cheap labour.

I'll be rich!
 

boag

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Zhukov said:
Muzzle them and hire them out as cheap labour.

I'll be rich!
I was just about to post this.


Um, get them all to dance thriller and upload it to youtube?
 

Jinxzy

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Release the zombies on black friday at a mall. No more waiting in line for shopping, I'll have more zombies, and then take them zombies to disney land. Turn disney land into zombie land and make money.
 

Cazza

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Take over the world. Making the few people who live to worship me. Well thats what you wanted people to say right? I'm going to start somewhere like in the centre of Europe so I have no water stopping me.
 

ChupathingyX

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I would sing my orders to them and tell them to bring me 115.

[sub][sub][sub][sub]I'm curious to see who knows what they hell I just said.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
 

BLAHwhatever

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Aug 30, 2011
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Plunder the cities, capture all the good looking women, spread my kin amongst my newly-claimed countries.

Oh, and watch the world burn, of course
 

Dango

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Feb 11, 2010
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I'd tell them to execute order 66 and bring me a Kung Po Chicken and Special Fried Rice Combo Meal with Sweet and Sour Pork.

Biggest cookie ever for reference.
 

BeretedWalrus

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Jan 12, 2012
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Have them arrange themselves in inappropriate shapes, visible only from the air.

Then, when someone comes to complain, have the zombies eat their flesh.
 

spartandude

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Nov 24, 2009
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set them on my next door neighbours next time they have a house party that lasts till 4 in the morning with the music turned up un believably loud
 

The Pinray

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Jul 21, 2011
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I'd just sort of hide them. I'll give them some coloring books and leave them to it. I don't want an army of zombies. :(
 

Duruznik

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Woo! It's what I've always dreamed of! Time to educate them and teach them how to be contributing members to society! (Take that, society!)