So what was the most recent episode of the simpsons that you saw?Zontar said:
If this includes live events then I guarantee you'll be executed next Halloween.Zontar said:
You Are Now President of the Entire Entertainment Industry, Enforce Your Will
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All profanity will be allowed on TV uncensored at all hours.
Porn will be allowed too.
Any parent who complains will be given a pamphlet on how to use the parental controls on TV.
Soul Calibur will be forced to either stop pandering to horny teens with ridiculous cleavage or just go all out and have nude options for their characters.
Law and Order SVU is to be canceled (this isn't over any specific episode, it's just an awful formulaic show that takes itself way too seriously).
Production will begin on movies and a TV series that feature vampires as seductive blood sucking predators, not sparkly boyfriend material to teenage girls. We need to dilute the influence of Stephanie Meyer on vampires.
We will add killable children to every sandbox game that features a living city with pedestrians. People won't like it, but the controversy will pass.
The M and AO rating in the ESRB will be abolished and M will turn into 18+. All consoles will allow previously rated Ao games on their consoles.
Porn will be allowed too.
Any parent who complains will be given a pamphlet on how to use the parental controls on TV.
Soul Calibur will be forced to either stop pandering to horny teens with ridiculous cleavage or just go all out and have nude options for their characters.
Law and Order SVU is to be canceled (this isn't over any specific episode, it's just an awful formulaic show that takes itself way too seriously).
Production will begin on movies and a TV series that feature vampires as seductive blood sucking predators, not sparkly boyfriend material to teenage girls. We need to dilute the influence of Stephanie Meyer on vampires.
We will add killable children to every sandbox game that features a living city with pedestrians. People won't like it, but the controversy will pass.
The M and AO rating in the ESRB will be abolished and M will turn into 18+. All consoles will allow previously rated Ao games on their consoles.
So, basically you saw the best part of said episode, which was the Aqualad dissing Robin? Other than that, the "serious faces" gag is basically a parody within a parody... and if you don't like said parody (or, in this case, their "serious" face), then the gag last just a bit too long to the point that you wish Aqualad had more screen time in said episode...Scarim Coral said:I heard and seen bits of that episode, mainly Aqualad dismissing Robin for his team ways of being a superheroes (I pretty much said "Burn!" to Robin on the screen!). The "serious" faces are way too off putting for me to watch the actual episode!FPLOON said:I feel like you would really not like <link=http://teen-titans-go.wikia.com/wiki/Let%27s_Get_Serious>this episode of Teen Titans Go! for some reason...
The Matrix will get a partial remake.
Meaning that we will leave the original as is and make a brand new sequel as if Reloaded and Revolutions never happened.
Also we will take a serious crack at a video game movie that respects the source material.
Also we will make a video game about being a rapist (without any scenes where the protagonist stops doing it out of regret/remorse). I want to see the controversy and the way I look at it taboos need to be explored so we can get the controversy out of the way and explore them in a non-'exploitation' style (not that I mind 'exploitation' style games).
Meaning that we will leave the original as is and make a brand new sequel as if Reloaded and Revolutions never happened.
Also we will take a serious crack at a video game movie that respects the source material.
Also we will make a video game about being a rapist (without any scenes where the protagonist stops doing it out of regret/remorse). I want to see the controversy and the way I look at it taboos need to be explored so we can get the controversy out of the way and explore them in a non-'exploitation' style (not that I mind 'exploitation' style games).
So Bollywood will now be about straight white dudes and Hollywood will have them as token characters/the cool dudes that get to say cracker, ************ and other catchphrases.Vault101 said:
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Producers' changes aren't always bad you know. You ever watch Breaking Bad?themutantlizard said:
http://www.cracked.com/article_21093_5-scrapped-episodes-that-almost-ruined-famous-tv-shows.html
Well that's what happens when you're entire writer staff disappears for a strike. Honestly, I never liked the first season, still kinda don't. I was pretty surprised when it was renewed for a second season. I mean, I love the show now, but if you told me the show would have turned out the way it did in popularity, I wouldn't have believed it.WhiteNachos said:
Disney to stop doing shitty live-action remakes of their animated films. Disney/Marvel to get the rights back to the things they don't have the rights to. Tell DC/Warner Bros to take a few years to plan stuff out.
I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke or if you just hate people with a burning passion based on the TV shows they watch or the hats they wear.Evil Smurf said:
I've been keeping up to date due to the fact that a few of my friends like to deconstruct the episodes to understand why they are of the quality they are (usually not very good). We used to do the same with Family Guy, but then the Brian death bull, episode about incest, episode about Brian giving everyone herpes and episode about Brian being a massive dick to the only person who was nice to him broke the camel's back for me.WhiteNachos said:
As for horror, it's limited to movies and television. Both need new blood after a few years on the shelf in The Walking Dead is considered the apex of quality for the small screen, and the bid screen has long been in worst shape.
Inclusive how? There's not exactly "White people only" signs on top of theaters.KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime said:
What's wrong with him?KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime said:
I wish I had thought of this. Great idea.KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime said:
If you do this, we're guaranteed to see Matrix 4, Harry Potter 8, Back to the Future 4 and other such sequels just so they can hold on to IP rights. Do you really want this much blood on your hands?KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime said:
I like the change but if it's your first time seeing a slasher movie it'll probably feel like a horror movie to you.KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime said:
Let's see here...
1. No more microtransactions in $60 games.
2. All video games must provide a complete experience BEFORE any DLC is applied. Min $10,000,000 fine for violations.
3. Creative control of an IP will belong exclusively with the original creator and when they don't want to work on it anymore than it's DEAD; unless they decide to pass control to someONE else, but at no point shall control belong to a corporation.
4. Television advertising will be limited to one 2 min. commercial break for every 1/2 hour time slot and 2 for every hour.
1. No more microtransactions in $60 games.
2. All video games must provide a complete experience BEFORE any DLC is applied. Min $10,000,000 fine for violations.
3. Creative control of an IP will belong exclusively with the original creator and when they don't want to work on it anymore than it's DEAD; unless they decide to pass control to someONE else, but at no point shall control belong to a corporation.
4. Television advertising will be limited to one 2 min. commercial break for every 1/2 hour time slot and 2 for every hour.
Has any group ever gotten that much control of an industry? I can't think of any group that it's completely taboo to insult in modern entertainment or any opinion they're not allowed to go against.Steve Waltz said:
Edit: And you're right a lot of us are power hungry dicks/cunts (gotta be inclusive with those gendered insults). We all that have that show/musician/series we hate enough that we wish it gets cancelled rather than just ignoring it as something we're not into.
For me it's Law and Order SVU, for others it's something else.
Also on the other hand this just a hypothetical exercise. There is no president of entertainment, there (hopefully) never will be so we can say all kinds of ridiculous things knowing it won't happen.
Hell yeah, let's make something like the Roman Colosseum. Blood sports for the masses. I can see it nowFieldy409 said:
If you want to spare the runner up text SPARE to 32291, or if you want them dead text SLAY to 32291. Standard texting rates apply.
I wouldn't be surprised if something like already exists but
Mandatory Archiving
3 Separate Archiving buildings will exist, each will hold a physical copy and a seperate off-site online digital backup. You will submit a copy of what you make to these archiving buildings (who will make the digital versions if you haven't already). These places will keep these copies in their private collections until they become public domain or (if it's music) after all the creators are dead, after which they will be available to the public both online and on-site.
If one site gets destroyed, another one will be remade and restocked ASAP.
Mandatory Archiving
3 Separate Archiving buildings will exist, each will hold a physical copy and a seperate off-site online digital backup. You will submit a copy of what you make to these archiving buildings (who will make the digital versions if you haven't already). These places will keep these copies in their private collections until they become public domain or (if it's music) after all the creators are dead, after which they will be available to the public both online and on-site.
If one site gets destroyed, another one will be remade and restocked ASAP.
I've got another one for people like me, Tokusatsu will have a channel devoted to it, film and series, new and old, all are welcome. It will only be in Japanese with English subtitles unless it was already in English. Also, all Japanese studios will be taught a lesson on niche audiences. "It was not liked in the rest of the world," is not an excuse to make a series or film so fucking hard to find in America and elsewhere. Case in point:
Atragon: Amazon listing, $184.75
Frankenstein Conquers the World: $110
The rest of it is not only overpriced as shit and have no subtitles. It's actually so bad that the only way that I could watch the series of my choosing was through Youtube, well, until the Youtube channel I was using to watch the series got hit one too many times with copyright bullshit. You cannot get angry with me (and others like me) for breaking a window when the only door is on the roof.
Also, also, dubbing is legal, but one of my agents will be hovering over the proceedings with an electric bb minigun, and if the actors or script sounds like a pile of ass and shit they will open fire until one, the other, or both, takes the job seriously.
P.S. Tokusatsu is Godzilla, Kamen Rider, and Ultraman.
Atragon: Amazon listing, $184.75
Frankenstein Conquers the World: $110
The rest of it is not only overpriced as shit and have no subtitles. It's actually so bad that the only way that I could watch the series of my choosing was through Youtube, well, until the Youtube channel I was using to watch the series got hit one too many times with copyright bullshit. You cannot get angry with me (and others like me) for breaking a window when the only door is on the roof.
Also, also, dubbing is legal, but one of my agents will be hovering over the proceedings with an electric bb minigun, and if the actors or script sounds like a pile of ass and shit they will open fire until one, the other, or both, takes the job seriously.
P.S. Tokusatsu is Godzilla, Kamen Rider, and Ultraman.
0. Get Gaben to finish HL3 and Episode 3.
1. Only 1 device for each category. E.g 1 Console, 1 Handheld etc.
2. Refocus consoles on "playing together" rather than being a mini-pc where you play alone.
3. Reassemble EA's people in charge to use their assets to actually make great games.
4. Generally enforce "customers first" mentality.
5. Give all anime creators enough staff so they never have to run filler episodes.
5b. Start 2 awesome anime based tv networks. One for old animes, one for new ones.
6. Trailers must include gameplay. Those cheap marketing gags filled with cutscenes are useless.
7. Boston Legal will never end. At least not until both Shattner and Spader die.
8. TV in general should have program for every viewer. People in the age of 50+ are a big chunk of the viewers, yet they're often ignored - at least that's what i think when i watch what shows exactly run on TV.
9. Funnel all the necessary funds/manpower/tech into Starcitizen to make it the game to end all games.
Edit:
Is social media included? If yes, then i'd probably either ban them or enforce a rule that if someone behaves in a way that he/she would get slapped across the face in reallife, he/she get's banned - or someone is sent to their home and slaps them across the face.
And maybe reduce all these gaming pages & magazines to 1-2 per region. So they can focus on quality instead of baiting for clicks/readers.
1. Only 1 device for each category. E.g 1 Console, 1 Handheld etc.
2. Refocus consoles on "playing together" rather than being a mini-pc where you play alone.
3. Reassemble EA's people in charge to use their assets to actually make great games.
4. Generally enforce "customers first" mentality.
5. Give all anime creators enough staff so they never have to run filler episodes.
5b. Start 2 awesome anime based tv networks. One for old animes, one for new ones.
6. Trailers must include gameplay. Those cheap marketing gags filled with cutscenes are useless.
7. Boston Legal will never end. At least not until both Shattner and Spader die.
8. TV in general should have program for every viewer. People in the age of 50+ are a big chunk of the viewers, yet they're often ignored - at least that's what i think when i watch what shows exactly run on TV.
9. Funnel all the necessary funds/manpower/tech into Starcitizen to make it the game to end all games.
Edit:
Is social media included? If yes, then i'd probably either ban them or enforce a rule that if someone behaves in a way that he/she would get slapped across the face in reallife, he/she get's banned - or someone is sent to their home and slaps them across the face.
And maybe reduce all these gaming pages & magazines to 1-2 per region. So they can focus on quality instead of baiting for clicks/readers.