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Ashadowpie

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i'd keep it the same, watching life destroy and restore itself, to watch the living experience love and happiness and laugh when its ripped away from them...

exactly like life is today

cuz i'm an ass

* evil laugh *
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
I would finaly make an apple pie from scratch.
 

Zanderinfal

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I make a universe where the whole story of Legacy of Kain (Blood Omen to Defiance) and watch. That would be fucking awesome.
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Spiritofpower

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First step would be to set up a series of precautions to ensure I cannot be harmed, inconvenienced, slowed down, killed, or otherwise affected by any force, concept, being, existence or non-existence without my express permission. Additionally, I add in an "escape clause," per se, in which everything will be reset back to when I first arrived should I somehow be killed/wiped from existence, with myself being restored to life/existence once this happens. Then I add in more specific traits, like agelessness, immortality, INFINITE POWAH!!! etc.

THEN I start makin' them universe thingies everyone's been talking about.

Basically, my universe would be, in actuality, a "hub world" of sorts, with all the interesting stuff going on in the different realities. By realities, I mean an infinite series of completely separate sub-universes (sort of), each ever so slightly different from any other in some way, varying from realities where flying telekinetic roosters rule the galaxy to realities very much like our own. And, as a matter of interest, there would also be an infinite number of realities that are, for all intents and purposes, identical, with differences so minor as to be imperceptible. All fictional universes would be included as well, as they fall under "infinite possibility".

With this well of infinite fun and interesting things to do, I'd go and screw around, doing whatever I want, from being essentially the Doctor to being the Doctor's companion to living an average mortal life with no knowledge of my former self, but of course returning to my invincible form upon death, to living a lifetime as Link from LoZ, to living as a TES protagonist.
 
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I'd make a universe where people didn't suffer. Not like this incompetent dick of a god we have now. The stuff we put up with, I swear...

Also, captcha is testing my poetry knowledge. Knew that Literature A Level would come in handy some day!
 

D-Class 198482

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I'd make everyone aware I existed while at the same time making the world exactly as it is today IN TEN SECONDS
 

Raven_Operative

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theheroofaction said:
I would create an infinite orgy

Billions of people fucking, forever.
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You know, I tried to come up with a better idea than this,... but everything else just seemed lacking.

OT: Probably a world exactly like this one (reduce the violence/corruption/idiocy down to a manageable level of course),and also create a multiverse filled with video game worlds (like most others on this thread). Upon finishing that task, I will simply watch, wait, and randomly teleport fans of the games into the other universe. (Eg: You like Pokemon? alright. *poof* you are now IN the Pokemon world. Have fun!) The reactions would be priceless to watch.
 

Xian_Frost

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Hmm... First thing I would do would be to make a big empty world, fill it with water and lava and add some Fantasy brand sea monkeys and wait for them to grow. Then when they reach the upright, intelligent stage of life on land I will plonk down dragons and see what would happen.
 

Aris Khandr

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Create several solar systems that are functionally identical (not actually identical, but similar enough that life will adapt roughly the same way), and then watch how they develop. While that goes on, I'd make a few other systems and basically play "what if" with them. What if superpowers were a real thing on one planet? What if no one ever thought up the concept of religion on another? What if dinosaurs suddenly came back? What if technology could not advance past the traditional fantasy "sword and shield" stuff? What if magic was real?

After a while of playing with things, I'd probably send myself to various worlds, and use my powers to make me forget I am the goddess for X number of years, just to get the experiences of living through these interesting scenarios.
 

Glass Joe

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theheroofaction said:
I would create an infinite orgy

Billions of people fucking, forever.

I'm not a very mature person.
This is what anyone honest would do immediately.
 

DarklordKyo

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cookies...COOKIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!, EAT ENOUGH TO GET DIABEETUS AND CURE SELF, THEN REPEAT UNTIL I GET BORED OF COOKIES. Once I'm done with that, then I'll create universes where I can live all my fantasies.
 

Ragland

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Create a world (and, by extension, solar system) that could potentially support life like Earth. Then, go relax on some part of the planet just for me, and see what life develops and how it effects me.
 

Sexy Devil

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I'd do what everyone does in Spore between the 12 seconds it takes to get boring and make a race of giant walking dicks.
 

Zaer

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Dear God....

I'd create the world I've been working on for a story idea, thusly becoming 'The Creator' (the world's deity.
 

C F

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Captcha: deal me in.
Seems fitting enough.

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A'ight everyone, stand back. I got this.

Step one: Create existence. Things now exist, existential crises averted.
Step two: Create dimensions. Length, width, depth, the endless pie dimension, and so on.
Step three: Scribe physical law book. Chaos gets boring after a while.
Step four: Create the wondrous cosmos as an elaborate backdrop. Create a unique planet for micromanaging and toying with life.
Step five: Create intelligent life. Gift them free will. Shroud them in ignorance.
Step six: Let them develop largely on their own, guiding them along here and there. Observe their inevitable swelling pride as they learn to master the world around them and believe they are in charge of their circumstances.
Step seven: Laugh as they piece together crazy theories about the origin of their circumstances with only a fraction of the information of my universe around them.
Step eight: Mole people. Out of friggin' nowhere. Have the mole people devour all life for no adequately explained reason.

...Step nine: Get bored, go visit someone else's universe. Probably the emptiness one for a spot of tea and introspection.
 

TheIronRuler

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Battleaxx90 said:
So yeah. For whatever reason, you have been plonked into a newly-born Universe, it's contents consisting of you and fuck-all else. Thing is, you now have the ability to create matter out of nothing and you can use it any way you want; the one thing you are unable to do is go back to your old Universe. Everything else is fair game. So what do you do?
I would sob and cry that my crazy ass god murdering girlfriend frim earth one is stuck in earth three and now I'm stuck in earth two with a bored ro hell world 1 monkey girl demon.
I hate you Mirrai Nikki.

Anyway... I'll go for fantasies. Really, this is all stuff I can't name.