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Well, now that I think of it, there are lots of awesome types of animals out there.Zeithri said:
I'm tied to either hippos, polar bears (polar bears are awesome in so many ways, agreed. [http://theoatmeal.com/comics/polar_bear]) or honey badgers (honey badgers don't take shit from anyone. If they are poisoned, they'll just doze it off and be completely fine afterwards. If they meet with even a polar bear, they'll still charge furiously.)
... I guess the pre-first order of business for me will be to roll a dice.
1:Most drugs are legal
2:Everyone gets a bagel every second Thursday of the month, but only if they ask, if they complain they get arrested and also if the person who gives them the bagel puts on too much cream cheese they are also arrested.
3:My country will work on the barter system
4
ublic drunkeness and lewdness are stricken from laws and encouraged
5:We're invading Denmark
6:Your place in society will be deemed by your hat, at the top it shall be a custom made hat for the leader, the top hats, bowler hats, fedoras, snap brims, baseball caps, gangsta hats, visors and then bandanas.
7:Anyone who enjoys the music of Rebbeca Black/Justin Bieber as I am convinced they are the same person shall be executed without trial by being set adrift (I would be Archduke of Canada)
8:Criminals would be subject to punishment by gameshow where every prisoner is launched out of a catapult where they must manouever themselves over a brick wall, a lake full of dieseased, stagnant water filled with leeches, alligators, sharks, deadly fish, poisonous snakes, squid, electric eels and a Kracken and a field full of Cacti and Razorblades covered in lemon juice and salt and then walk through a minefield...into Alaska.
9:The cake shall be declared a lie.
10:Montreal will be partially sunk and made into Venice.
11:My second in command is William Shatner.
12:We're invading the states and taking their warmth.
13outine, maple syrup and bacon must be consumed at least once a week.
14ie...that is all
2:Everyone gets a bagel every second Thursday of the month, but only if they ask, if they complain they get arrested and also if the person who gives them the bagel puts on too much cream cheese they are also arrested.
3:My country will work on the barter system
4
ublic drunkeness and lewdness are stricken from laws and encouraged5:We're invading Denmark
6:Your place in society will be deemed by your hat, at the top it shall be a custom made hat for the leader, the top hats, bowler hats, fedoras, snap brims, baseball caps, gangsta hats, visors and then bandanas.
7:Anyone who enjoys the music of Rebbeca Black/Justin Bieber as I am convinced they are the same person shall be executed without trial by being set adrift (I would be Archduke of Canada)
8:Criminals would be subject to punishment by gameshow where every prisoner is launched out of a catapult where they must manouever themselves over a brick wall, a lake full of dieseased, stagnant water filled with leeches, alligators, sharks, deadly fish, poisonous snakes, squid, electric eels and a Kracken and a field full of Cacti and Razorblades covered in lemon juice and salt and then walk through a minefield...into Alaska.
9:The cake shall be declared a lie.
10:Montreal will be partially sunk and made into Venice.
11:My second in command is William Shatner.
12:We're invading the states and taking their warmth.
13
outine, maple syrup and bacon must be consumed at least once a week.14
ie...that is all