You are now the opposite gender.

[Mischa87]

Wow, this is just becoming so utterly hate-filled it's staggering. Also, this could of been a very interesting discussion if a bunch of idiots didn't give the same predictable answers. Usually the only people who even think about sex, and gender, are those who have an issue with it (Transsexuals, intersexed, transgendered people, ect) It's quite sad that the vast majority of the people who responded hardly really thought about the seriousness of this, instead we get assinine responses like "I'd become a lesbian" and/or "Masturbate constantly"

Also, Galdon, you're a bigot, try to learn something for once instead of spouting your hatred for things you don't have the intellectual fortitude to understand

 

[JonnWood]

So now I'm a 6'4" leggy black woman.

ImOkayWithThis.jpg

 

[Gorobrin]

After I calm down, see a few doctors, maybe a few therapists, assuming i have fully calmed down and i am capable of accepting this change. go on with life normally and pretend nothing is wrong... That would be hilarious...

 

[Purkki]

Masturbate. Seriously, do you think any more than 5% of the responses you get are going to be this?

But immediately after I'd take my staff outside and try to get used to fighting with boobs.

This.

 

[Slenn]

I'd be incredibly girly. And all the costumes that I crossplay in will look better on me than before. I seriously wouldn't enjoy it, and my family would be confused as well. So basically the first thing I'd do is try to enjoy it as much as possible, and then try to find whatever turned me into this.

 

[olliefrom1990]

Become a total slut.

 

[rayen020]

well first i rub one out. female orgasms have always seemed much more intense and gratifying that male ones. after that mystery is solved i guess i go see a doctor and find out what the hell just happened and if i have any of my old equipment still bouncing around inside my body. i'll probably call my wife while i'm in the waiting room or on my way to the doc. i'll break the news to her.

Once all that's sorted out i presume i'll move to a state with legalized gay marriages and get remarried to my wife presuming she's okay with it.

EDIT: one of the most important thing i forgot. need to make sure my jeans fit my new womanly physique. all of my wardrobe for that matter. And the when my wife gets home it's time to fully embrace my new gender and go shopping ^^.

 

[The Electro Gypsy]

Am I? Better go buy new clothes then

 

[sheah1]

Masturbate. Seriously, do you think any more than 5% of the responses you get are going to be this?

This. Then I'd hit up lesbian bars, assuming my sexuality didn't flip as well.

Oh thank god I'm relatively normal. I'm feeling actual relief that this is a general reaction.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Wonder why no one notices the difference.

Love from

Permanant resident of the Brozone -.-

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I'd become a stripper and make lots of money. I'm really in great shape, but being male, I'm not in THAT great of shape to make money off of it. Just thin with the faint outline of abdomen muscles - girly abs. But man, as a female stripper in a good area, I could clean up. Sure, I'd be awkward as hell, but I'd like to think I could get over that with practice. Being a model would be even better, since I wouldn't have to get near dudes.

 

[Zhadramekel]

It wouldn't be that different for me. I get mistaken for being male a lot of the time anyway (yes, I'm serious).

 

[Kais86]

I've had nightmares like this. I buy new underwear, hygiene products, (mostly bras, my family has a long history of having large chests and I suspect I would be no different, which isn't really that good of a thing, but amongst my physical problems, my back isn't one of them) and behave as normal.

 

[Blaster395]

It's quite sad that the vast majority of the people who responded hardly really thought about the seriousness of this, instead we get assinine responses like "I'd become a lesbian" and/or "Masturbate constantly"

Actually they did think about it.

What do I do as a man?: Masturbate and fuck girls
What do I do if I become a woman?: More of the same, Masturbate and fuck girls.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

This question has been asked so many times recently.

I'd be very glad my girlfriend is bi, but ultimately find a way to change back.

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Buy new clothes, I guess (or borrow some from my sister). I suppose it wouldn't be too bad, since my personality would actually be much more socially acceptable in a woman, anyway.

 

[Harbinger_]

See what its like to have boobs I suppose and then probably masturbate.

 

[ThreeWords]

To be honest, I'd probably spend a while trying to get to grips with the fact that I am now of the opposite gender, then working out how to deal with such.

Then, I'd probably embark on a series of trolling maneuvers, mostly disturbing and confusing my friends with detailed knowledge from a 'stranger'. At some point I might have to reveal it, and I'd probably spend a little bit seeing how my girlfriend felt about the situation.

Also, legality may be an issue: turning up as a girl and claiming to be a guy might confuse a lot of things. If I could prove my identity, I might still have to get papers to prove that I am legally myself (useful for going to school, accessing bank accounts, etc..."

All accounted for, I think I might enjoy being a girl (though I am now preoccupied by how I might look). I would likely spend a lot of time trying to empirically deduce the effect of physiology on psychology (ie is the difference in gender mindsets due to hormones/biological factors or upbringing?). This would take up a great deal of time, and be very detailed, but hey, that's just how I am.

Wow, this is just becoming so utterly hate-filled it's staggering. Also, this could of been a very interesting discussion if a bunch of idiots didn't give the same predictable answers. Usually the only people who even think about sex, and gender, are those who have an issue with it (Transsexuals, intersexed, transgendered people, ect) It's quite sad that the vast majority of the people who responded hardly really thought about the seriousness of this, instead we get assinine responses like "I'd become a lesbian" and/or "Masturbate constantly"

Also, Galdon, you're a bigot, try to learn something for once instead of spouting your hatred for things you don't have the intellectual fortitude to understand

Hey, some people gave it some thought... Anyway, life's easier if you ignore the fools.