You are on fire.

[AugustFall]

Yep, don't question it. You are literally ablaze. Now in your current location what do you do about it?

I would run to my bathroom and hop in the shower.

Edit: Bear in mind those who have said "stop drop and roll" that I would imagine most of you have carpet and other flammables around you. Mind to consider your surroundings.

 

[Marter]

I would do the same thing as you, OP. The bathroom is just a couple steps away.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I'd burn down the neighborhood then take a shower.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Start rolling on the floor to put the flames out. I don't think I can find the bathroom when my eyeballs are on fire.

 

[hittite]

Elementary, my dear AugustFall. I stop, drop and roll. Quite literally elementary level logic.

 

[likalaruku]

Run like heck up the stairs & into the shower, hoping that the rest of my family has the balls to stamp out the flames on the stair carpet; we can't afford a firetruck or an ambulance.

Oh wait, I live in Seattle now...I'll just spare the house & walk outside, where it's bound to be raining.

 

[gostchiken]

Ouch.

 

[dex-dex]

since i am in bed try and roll around?
also after when i am not on fire anymore wonder how i caught on fire.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Stage one- Stop, drop and roll

Stage two-wonder how I got lit on fire.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Yay, I'm two steps from my bathroom. I'd have a bit of trouble with the burning rug, but nothing a quick bucket of water won't help with.

Also... OHMYGODIMONFIRE!

 

[Kwaren]

My shower is 10 steps away. I would run there and jump in.

 

[ottenni]

STOP DROP AND ROLLLLLLL!!!!

Just like they taught me in school. Then i'm out that window and out of the now most likely burning house.

 

[Ryuo]

I would deck my best friend, hopefully lighting him on fire, then hit the shower.
The bastard is most likely the one who lead to my person being set ablaze.
All in good cheer though, we do this sorta thing on regular occasion.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Drop to the floor and roll around. Then put out my bed. And my cat.

 

[Sassafrass]

I would set fire to my bed then probably proceed to scream in agony while rolling around the floor, trying to put the flames out and failing as they'd be all over my body now, before dropping dead due to massive internal injuries plus burns and possibly shock, as I have suddenly combusted at random.

Hey, just trying to be realistic here.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I'd back away from my precious laptop then just stand there. Seriously, God, what took you so long?!

 

[Death God]

Well, find whoever set me on fire, run over to them to set them on fire and hop into the shower and lock the door.

 

[Moonmover]

I am in bed, so I will just smother the flames with my blankets.

Nah, that is no fun. I will get up and charge at my enemies.

 

[Athol]

Umm, set the house on fire...die, yeah thats about it

 

[TheMoatMonster]

Well, I planned to get a bath today anyway, so I guess I'd run a bath. Nevermind the blistering agony, it can wait while I run my bath. When it's finished, I'll die into it and my corpse will be freed of flames! Hooray!