You are on fire.

[Littlee300]

Fire needs oxygen so if I light everything else on fire but me, those fires will take all oxygen and I will be safe.

I think...

 

[Audemas]

Yep, don't question it. You are literally ablaze. Now in your current location what do you do about it?

I would run to my bathroom and hop in the shower.

Edit: Bear in mind those who have said "stop drop and roll" that I would imagine most of you have carpet and other flammables around you. Mind to consider your surroundings.

Actually, that's the worse possible thing for you to do. If you're on fire and you dump water on you or get in the shower, your skin will melt off. That's why they say to stop, drop, and roll.

 

[REAPER5594]

Remember Kids. Stop Drop And Roll doesn't work in hell!
In all seriousness, I share my fire with everyone!Ahh, the negatives of sharing!

 

[KungFuCthulhu]

Stop, drop and roll!

 

[WolfThomas]

I'm assuming it our clothes that have combusted, if it was us in general I don't think we'd have much chance, I'm basically just wearing a hood and boxers, so I can quickly fling these off, grab the 3 litre bottle of water in my fridge run into the hallway and pour it on my head while rolling on the ground. Then all of my house mates will rush out because the fire alarm would be going to find me singed and naked...but ALIVE!

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

THIS THREAD HAS REAWAKENED MY INDOMITABLE BURNING SPIRIT!

In all serious matters, I would probably try to extinguish it. I have the means to do it, but here is the rub. Will I make it to the fire extinguisher outside my room in time? Probably not.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG"

 

[crudus]

Well considering I am currently in the bathroom I guess I can hop in the shower and die from shock.

 

[MrShowerHead]

As I'm in school right now....... I would run around classrooms, setting then on fire MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Then I would die

 

[MrShowerHead]

Well considering I am currently in the bathroom I guess I can hop in the shower and die from shock.

You have a computer in your bathroom?

WHAT ARE YOU?!

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Likewise, I'd take a page out of the TC's book, considering my bathroom is 2 seconds away. The only thing that worries me is what might happen to my DS, considering it's in my hands right now. ><

 

[octafish]

My workmates have told me they wouldn't even piss on me in this situation...


...Just kidding they would totally piss on me if I was on fire...

 

[Biosophilogical]

I am so far from being 'Hot' that I am immune to fire. I'd just walk down the street, maybe ride my bike down to the local shops, just to freak a few people out.

 

[Dr. Whiggs]

Well you know it doesn't really matter because WE DON'T NEED NO WATER!


BECAUSE I'M THE ROOF IN THIS PARTICULAR SITUATION.

 

[Lust]

"ARRRRGGGGHHHHHFFFLLLLLFF!!!!!"

*dies*

I'd do that or jump in the shower.....

 

[krimson_dropz]

quote sweet tooth and then jump in the pool

 

[Tdc2182]

"THIS IS THE FUCKING THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, GOD DAMNIT!!"

Then proceed with operation crispy nuggets. (Bucket of water I keep above my bed for such cases)

 

[TheHecatomb]

Man some fire would be great. Heating's shut down due to a gasleak, I'm freezing my nuts off over here.