You are on fire.

[crudus]

It's never too late for suicide! ^_^

...except for after. Then, it would be too late.

Seppuku: if at first you don't succeed, kill yourself to regain your honor!

I should shout out "FLAME ON" then proceed to go out and fight crime.

Wouldn't you have to shout that before you spontaneously combusted for that to count?

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Same as OP.

 

[duchaked]

I'm right next to my bathroom and shower...
but otherwise I'd stop drop and roll haha...as I was taught since I was a kid
but...it's probably a personal goal to avoid catching myself on fire
just saying

 

[TomLikesGuitar]

we can't afford a firetruck

I can't afford a firetruck either, but I'm pretty sure there's a group of people who will put our fires for you in their own firetrucks free of charge. I don't remember what they're called again though.

 

[Mcupobob]

I should shout out "FLAME ON" then proceed to go out and fight crime.

Wouldn't you have to shout that before you spontaneously combusted for that to count?

Pssh when I'm this hot I don't have do anything.

 

[SD-Fiend]

pray to god my blanket canbe saved

 

[JWW]

Stop.

Drop.

Roll.

 

[crudus]

I should shout out "FLAME ON" then proceed to go out and fight crime.

Wouldn't you have to shout that before you spontaneously combusted for that to count?

Pssh when I'm this hot I don't have do anything.

Actually I think you are obligated to have your skin melt when you are that hot.

 

[varulfic]

I'm next to my bed. I'd try to suffocate the flames with my sheets.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd either shove my laptop out of the way and run like hell for the nearby bathroom or throw myself out the window since Im one the bottom floor

 

[Infernai]

Go out into the street, give someone a hug and then break into someones house to have a shower.

 

[FalloutJack]

I'm actually on a non-flammable stretch of floor now. Stop, Drop, and Roll would work and I could then waltz over to the restroom for a shower and medical supplies.

 

[smithy_2045]

Use my new superpowers to take over the world.

 

[Mcupobob]

I should shout out "FLAME ON" then proceed to go out and fight crime.

Wouldn't you have to shout that before you spontaneously combusted for that to count?

Pssh when I'm this hot I don't have do anything.

Damn you and your logic!!!

Actually I think you are obligated to have your skin melt when you are that hot.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I am < 10 steps away from the nearest shower. Once I have cold water blasting on me, I will drop and roll around a bit.

 

[Nouw]

I'd stop drop and roll. If it doesn't work, I'M SUEING!

Or...

"Fight fire with Fire"-Cookie for who knows which video game unit says this.

 

[PhiMuLady]

To the Bathroom I would go! Then I would kill who so ever set me on fire because I would most likely be bald now. Never mess with a girls hair!

 

[Instinct Blues]

I find it funny that all of these people including OP think that it'll an easy stroll to the shower. You are on fire for fucks sake you'd be lucky to retain any sort of logical reasoning at all. Being able to think you could just get up and hop in the shower while in excruciating pain is just ridiculous. Anyways I'd probably just stop, drop, and roll because the floor is not made of flammable material.

 

[rddj623]

Your plan is sound for my location OP

 

[SMILEYkyle21]

run downstairs to the bathroom by which time im probably dead devoed