You are on fire.

[etherlance]

I'd run onto my roof, wait till someone passes by and then jump off the roof.

And as I plummet to my death I'd scream out just before I hit the floor in front of them:

FLAME ON!!!!!

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

kill everybody then take a shower, realising that i am mearly a black smouldering demon warrior from siberia.


i totally bonkers

 

[Rhymenoceros]

Stop Drop and Roll.
I'm on tiles

 

[Not-here-anymore]

See if I'm capable of throwing fireballs. If so, become a superhero. Or an arsonist, one of the two.

If not, share the fire. Everyone knows that fire gets smaller if you share it, right?

 

[The Rockerfly]

Throw myself off a building to see if I can fly

 

[Teh Flembo]

Well, my bathroom is only a few steps away, but I would imagine that being engulfed in flames could be somewhat disorientating. Finding the bathroom may be problematic.

Failing that.
Go to my Pc. Load Itunes. Arthur Brown - Fire. Dance till i am but ash on the floor.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I'd bolt for the shower, turn it on full blast, and just flail and stomp around until the fire goes out.

 

[Geekosaurus]

Run around going 'oh crap I'm on fire!'

 

[Nedoras]

I'd run to the bathroom which is only 15 steps or so away. Not wanting to miss an opportunity I'd try to scream "somebody get the motherfucking marshmallows!!!!" through the agony ^_^