You are playing Pokémon and a Wild Hipster appears! What do you do?

[Brendan Stepladder]

Hipster used "crappy new-age beverage"!
Hipster is now poisoned!
Blacksmith used "give hipster water bottle"!
Drink s too mainstream! It's super-effective!
Hipster took damage from poison...
Hipster fainted!

 

[Phasmal]

Just talk about mainstream things and they will flee.

 

[Leemaster777]

I would throw a rock at him. Because Pokeballs are too mainstream.

 

[Lunar Templar]

wild hipster appears
wild hipster uses obscure music, but its not very effective
Lunar Templar stares off into space
wild hipster uses obscure anime, but its not very effective
Lunar Templar looks sleepy
wild hipster use obscure comic reference from from some series Lunar Templar doesn't care about
Lunar Templar is annoyed
Lunar Templar uses junk kick, it's super effective
wild hipster faints

 

[Ljs1121]

Hipster referenced a really obscure band!
Ljs1121 used "Oh yeah, I've heard of them"!
Hipster is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
Hipster fainted!
Hipster dropped an item!
Ljs1121 received the Silk Scarf!

[sub]...shut up it's funny[/sub]

 

[AngloDoom]

Open my Pokedex so I can figure out what the hell a hipster really is.

I mean, is it really just about being awkward and 'edgy' in conversation?

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I don't know, close my DS around his balls.

 

[RaikuFA]

Open my Pokedex so I can figure out what the hell a hipster really is.

I mean, is it really just about being awkward and 'edgy' in conversation?

No, its about being a pretencious asshole who thinks that they're only allowed to like underground/indie stuff.

Know how Cartman is with hippies? I'm like that with hipsters?

 

[SciMal]

A Wild Hipster appears!
A Wild Hipster uses Esoteric References!
SciMal is Immune to Esoteric References!
SciMal uses English Literature Degree!
SciMal Deconstructs A Wild Hipster!
A Wild Hipster is Confused!
A Wild Hipster is Confused!
SciMal laughs hysterically.
SciMal leaves.
A Wild Hipster is Confused!

 

[Blunderboy]

A Wild Hipster appears!

Blunderboy frankly gives no fucks and walks away with a shrug.

Hipster desperate for attention of any kind does something of other. I stopped caring.

 

[Ruedyn]

Thunderbolt, then back to grinding. Almost lvl 100 :>

 

[Nyaliva]

Just Run. There are so many of them, I don't really want to catch one anyway and they're worth so little EXP and they're so hard to kill it isn't worth my time or my pokemon's PP or HP to attack them. So just Run. Avoid them as much as I can.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Knock him out and bury his body in a cemetery

That way he's underground.... Literally!

 

[HellsingerAngel]

I would make an off-hand comment that hipsters are so mainstream now with all their exposure and watch him implode.

 

[the doom cannon]

*walking through the Safari Zone*
*8-bit ominous music plays*

Wild Hipster appears!
Options: 1) play Death Metal 2) Play random indie music 3) throw net(capture) 4) do nothing

Doom Cannon does nothing!
Wild Hipster blabbers unintelligibly!
Doom cannon plays Death Metal!
Wild Hipster cowers in fear!
Doom cannon plays random indie music!
Wild Hipster uses Hug!
Doom Cannon throws net!
Wild Hipster Caught!

Now what do I do with it?

 

[2xDouble]

A picture is worth a thousand words. Nappa, demonstrate for us please:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0mRLYZwYc&feature=player_detailpage#t=345s

Bhaalspawn used Dramatic Irony

 

[TotalerKrieger]

A Wild Hipster appears!
Old Man used Euthanasia Ball!
... ... ...
Alright! Wild Hipster was put to sleep!
Would you like to give Hipster an epitaph? No.
Hipster will be transferred to TrashCan 1!