The streets will flow with the blood of my enemies and those who plot against me.
And after that, I give myself the title of Blood God.
And after that, I give myself the title of Blood God.
You are proclaimed "Evil Overlord of Earth", what do you do first?
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1) Immunity from all laws for myself (likely a given)
2) Disobedience of any of my orders carries a death penalty
I'd let the world run as it is, while wandering around fixing problems as I deem necessary with a team of hand-picked military personnel. Corrupt politician? Dead. I'm halfway across the country from him/her? Tell the airline to find us available seats on the next flight.
When someone has this kind of power, I like to think people will get their heads out of their asses. If not, we'll riddle them with holes and piss on the grave.
2) Disobedience of any of my orders carries a death penalty
I'd let the world run as it is, while wandering around fixing problems as I deem necessary with a team of hand-picked military personnel. Corrupt politician? Dead. I'm halfway across the country from him/her? Tell the airline to find us available seats on the next flight.
When someone has this kind of power, I like to think people will get their heads out of their asses. If not, we'll riddle them with holes and piss on the grave.
1) all religions are banned, you are only allowed to praise me as a god
2) use the population of every country i didn't like pre-crowning 'evil overlord' as slave labor (sucks for you France, Mexico and China)
3) bring back public executions in the form of gladiator games, complete with man VS animal battle
4) extremist groups like the WPC and PETA and all such similar terrorist filth, will publicly tortured, and executed. I'M the only asshole that gets to be a dick for no valid reason if I'm running things.
5) get stem cell research going and eliminate as many terminal illness (like cancer and AIDS/HIV) as possible, and distribute these remedy's equally.
6) space, we're going and more over, we're living there to, there will be space colonies and mining operations on other planets.
and ... that's all i got
2) use the population of every country i didn't like pre-crowning 'evil overlord' as slave labor (sucks for you France, Mexico and China)
3) bring back public executions in the form of gladiator games, complete with man VS animal battle
4) extremist groups like the WPC and PETA and all such similar terrorist filth, will publicly tortured, and executed. I'M the only asshole that gets to be a dick for no valid reason if I'm running things.
5) get stem cell research going and eliminate as many terminal illness (like cancer and AIDS/HIV) as possible, and distribute these remedy's equally.
6) space, we're going and more over, we're living there to, there will be space colonies and mining operations on other planets.
and ... that's all i got
Unite humanity under one banner, create a massive alien empire thats quite weak, set out to conquer said empire and be proclaimed the Saviour of all Mankind..
Do Scholar Visari rant, live to the whole world..
Have a massive sex orgy.. I'm running out of stuff to do now thats not clichéd..
Oh, invent the portal gun..
Do Scholar Visari rant, live to the whole world..
Have a massive sex orgy.. I'm running out of stuff to do now thats not clichéd..
Oh, invent the portal gun..
Football/Soccer/Basketball/Baseball stadiums = Homes for the homeless.
Anyone found with drugs = Shot.
All politicians are given 20 coloring books and a few hundred dollars and are sent on their way.
Empty all the prisons, those are homes for the homeless too.
Take all the prisoners, give them all of their desires, and set them on Iran.
Rush Limbaugh is forced to eat 7 boxes of fiber one bars, is placed inside of a glass case in Times Square, and forced to shit onto Bill O'Reilly and Bill Maher's faces.
Tax the shit out of religion.
Clean. Everything.
Anyone found with drugs = Shot.
All politicians are given 20 coloring books and a few hundred dollars and are sent on their way.
Empty all the prisons, those are homes for the homeless too.
Take all the prisoners, give them all of their desires, and set them on Iran.
Rush Limbaugh is forced to eat 7 boxes of fiber one bars, is placed inside of a glass case in Times Square, and forced to shit onto Bill O'Reilly and Bill Maher's faces.
Tax the shit out of religion.
Clean. Everything.
I love you =))rStrangelove]Put all politicians in a space shuttle, set autopilot course to mid of our starsystem and fire it off.
Happy melting.
EDIT: OT, take the salaries of all politicians, major celebrities (including sports-players, musicians, actors, etc) and anyone else I deem paid far too much for what they do - reduce them to a fraction of what they are now, and use that money to develop the developing world as much as possible.
Nukes, nukes, and more nukes.
Hey Iran! You want nukes? *KABOOM!!* There you go!
Hey North Korea! You want nukes? *KABOOM!!* There you go!
Anyone else want nukes? No? Well, *KABOOM!!* too bad you got them anyway!!
Muwhahahahaha, muwhahahahaha, muwhahahahaha!!!
Then I'd call in the Covenant armada. Let the Great Journey begin!
Hey Iran! You want nukes? *KABOOM!!* There you go!
Hey North Korea! You want nukes? *KABOOM!!* There you go!
Anyone else want nukes? No? Well, *KABOOM!!* too bad you got them anyway!!
Muwhahahahaha, muwhahahahaha, muwhahahahaha!!!
Then I'd call in the Covenant armada. Let the Great Journey begin!
Send a parade of demagogues, dictators, terrorists, crooks to the executioner. Then work on issues like environmental recovery, poverty reduction, and crime. I don't feel bad for people who misuse power, this sounds like a great opportunity to deal with them all at once.
Make myself immortal.
Start super soldier program
Get me poontang
Ease global food problem...by launching genocides in France and Argentina (try bitching about the Falklands now that you're dead fuckers)
Change national anthem to Imperial March.
Start super soldier program
Get me poontang
Ease global food problem...by launching genocides in France and Argentina (try bitching about the Falklands now that you're dead fuckers)
Change national anthem to Imperial March.
I'd get some sort of facial scar, maybe shave my head bald, get an eyepatch and a huge coat, to solidify the image.
get rid of all the mindless reality tv shows for good, cut down on all the CoD battlefield games i mean we've had enough shooters for now focus on other game designs, get my self a decent house not to big but not to small ethier, buy every gaming platform know to man, own every decent game to man, get rid of all the rubish music, and give nasa somthing to do, oh and create a decent harry dresden tv series
