You are surrounded by 300 Spartans and can have two pieces of modern day equipment...

[AWC Viper]

Everyone is got it all wrong.. what you need is a bradleys IFV... no one will attack after you blow the limbs off the first spartan with an APDS round...

 

[kzgonuts63]

a jet pack, and a second jet pack

settled

 

[derelict]

Monster truck, and jumbo spiked tire chains. You may want to bring a fire truck to clean up the mess afterwards.

 

[maturin]

Interceptor body armor

Spearpoints will go through kevlar like any other thick fabric. And those ceramic plates don't cover much.

I'd rather have a smoke grenade than a gun (which can't have enough bullets). Just convince them I'm magical.

My other piece of modern day equipment would be a costume from 300. Then I could be their king until I could get them all to walk off a cliff somehow.

An RPG and a few hundred rockets, let's see them try and take me when I bring the wrath of Zeus down on their asses.

And earplugs. You'd be deaf by rocket number five.

 

[strangemoose]

eh probably like an rpg and an assualt rifle...and training on how to used said weapons

 

[marioandsonic]

A machine gun and a jetpack.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

ACR with Grenade Launcher attachment and one man army. If im gonna kill them im gonna piss them off while i do it

 

[GrimHeaper]

Wait...300 Greek Spartans, or 300 Halo Spartans?

...because if it's Halo Spartans, then I suddenly understand how people in the past must feel when people from the future decide to come back in time just to give us a technological wedgie.

Modern tech beats a lot of halo tech.
The type on the fighting ground involves typically.

 

[easternflame]

A .50 cal machine gun with 100 rounds.
A crowbar. For stragglers

 

[Grospoliner]

Staghound

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Staghound-latrun-2.jpg

 

[band43seat]

since he never specified where we are being attacked, i choose to belive were being attacked in washington dc, as such, all i need are two feet and a heart beat, and the spartans will be forced to battle the green berets

 

[metal mustache]

a twig and a white cloth

alterantively one pistol

 

[justnotcricket]

Hm...they're angry soldiers, I'm a woman.

I'd like a foolproof chastity belt and a very fast, very powerful motorbike so I could GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

 

[Janktrio]

A flamethrower. They'll either burn or run and I'll be laughing maniacally the whole time!

 

[Rienimportant]

So I realize that you said no AC 130, but how about a M1A1 Abrams tank?

 

[squiggothhunter]

A baneblade. Wait modern? Not as much fun ...but an AC 130 would be sufficient

 

[Ldude893]

Flamethrower and Chaingun.

 

[Tsunimo]

SmarTruck III and keys to said vehicle.

 

[Nouw]

Probably a Gas Suit and a lot of toxic gas. I can't use a gun but I can reasonably pull a pin or push a button.

And it's also quite funny seeing people write replies with fictional weapons and armour when the title of the thread clearly says 'modern day.' But what's almost as strange is when people reply with 'tank.' I'm no expert but could a single man on a tank wipe out 300 Spartans? Aren't there reload times and doesn't it take two trained men to do so?

Hm...they're angry soldiers, I'm a woman.

I'd like a foolproof chastity belt and a very fast, very powerful motorbike so I could GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

I'm not so sure if Spartans act that way >.>